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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I have and do all the time. It's rude if someone says to you "I love you" to not respond back with another "I love you too". Only an rear end in a top hat would do that, imo.

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I love you

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

in the futile last weeks of a long relationship, yes

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer
As a costco greeter, all of the time.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yeah one time. it doesn't feel good.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

in the futile last weeks of a long relationship, yes

this except with years because i am a loving idiot

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Nation posted:

I love you

I love you too, man :)

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i just tell her that i wanna penetrate her soul slot with my spirit shlong

means the same thing really

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
That can get you in a whole heap o trouble!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

yea ive hooked up with chicks before op, it aint that hard

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

sometimes lying to get sex means you lie, OP. hope you can handle that without a meltdown, your a big goddamn baby if you cant lol.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i've never found it necessary to lie about being in love in order to get sex but that' sjust me :shrug: ymmv and apparently has for some of you sadder goons

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

Poetic Justice posted:

I have and do all the time. It's rude if someone says to you "I love you" to not respond back with another "I love you too". Only an rear end in a top hat would do that, imo.

exactly how many times have you been friendzoned by "assholes"

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007

Yeah, it felt pretty bad but its hard not to say it back to someone that you like a pretty good amount.

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Sure you have. But you shouldn't, because it's a sin to tell a lie.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I am supremely bad at lying and my silence is preferable to my honest heart pitifully trying to deceive someone

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Wait

You can do that?

fuuuuuuuuuck asssssssssssss

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Every time I'm getting blown

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i have only uttered the phrase to a few immediate family members and zero of my exes, when they say it to me it makes me realize it's time to end the relationship, as feelings should be mutual and love is no game

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I usually just say "yeah me too" and they laugh and think I'm great then we bone on a dragon as it rides off to the moon oh to be a teenager again.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Didn't you just get married to someone you hate?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
hello internet

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

in the futile last weeks of a long relationship, yes

in the futile last years of a long relationship, yes

naem
May 29, 2011

No and I've had my heart broken by some surprisingly hot women op

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
What is love?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

baby don't hurt me

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
*breaks down in tears*

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
no op, i only say it if i mean it. the one time i wouldn't have meant it, instead i said "oh. uh, poo poo" because i don't like to fake it

i probably don't say it to the people i love as often as i should though. life's short

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Poetic Justice posted:

I have and do all the time. It's rude if someone says to you "I love you" to not respond back with another "I love you too". Only an rear end in a top hat would do that, imo.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

thathonkey posted:

i've never found it necessary to lie about being in love in order to get sex but that' sjust me :shrug: ymmv and apparently has for some of you sadder goons

I'm with you. I'd imagine hookers would be creeped out if I said I loved them.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
I've had a girl basically guilt trip me into saying it so yeah. It makes you feel real lovely too.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
I say "I love me, too."







But really, I don't love me.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I always mean what I say at the time. After the moment has passed though, who knows? It's the curse of being a dude~

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Nathilus posted:

I always mean what I say at the time. After the moment has passed though, who knows? It's the curse of being a dude~

same

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

no i have only ever been completelt open and honest and upfront in all my relationships and this is why i am ver. lonely and friendless now

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
What does love feel like? I'm not sure I've ever felt it at all

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

it feels like the anticipation of great pain

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
yes. to your mother. when i hosed her.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
to your mom

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Poetic Justice posted:

What does love feel like? I'm not sure I've ever felt it at all

that's because no one's ever loved you, hth

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

that's because no one's ever loved you, hth

Yeah, me too

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