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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
20,000 new members in 24 hrs since Labour party elected Corbyn
http://labourlist.org/2015/05/labour-membership-rises-by-20000-since-election-day/

Jeremy Corbyn holds private meetings to select his shadow cabinet while deputy leader Tom Watson says he cannot agree with Labour leader on leaving Nato or scrapping Trident

• David Cameron: Corbyn is a threat to national security
• Rosie Winterton stays on as chief whip as Corbyn appoints top team
• SNP: We could form "alliance" with Corbyn
• Labour membership soars by 15,500 in just 24 hours
• Tom Watson: I'll change Corbyn's mind on Nato and Trident
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/11861535/jeremy-corbyn-picks-labour-shadow-cabinet-live.html

So new labour = old labour = loving wid the neocons.

And welcome back socialist union-supporting red labour. If they join forces with the SNP over many issues the Corporotocracy is going to have a very hard time getting poo poo done in the next 4 yrs lol

I'll leave the pics of him with unfashionable clothes for some other goon to post

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep the red flag flying here

e: what is his stance on anime (it's bad)

kecske fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Sep 13, 2015

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
you sure typed some stuff

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
people don't rely on TV news anymore so they're harder to brainwash with corporate trash

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

rezatahs posted:

you sure typed some stuff

Limey Bernie Sanders is scaring the British Establishment politicians

berkshire fox hunt

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Kumo posted:

Limey Bernie Sanders is scaring the British Establishment politicians

berkshire fox hunt

Except he's now in charge of the Labour party

fatninja187
Oct 4, 2013

Beware the ninja

I for one welcome our new Soviet overlords and look forward to the show trials and executions of Tory scum that will soon follow

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

It's a pity that the shadow cabinet is going to the backbenches before Jez gets to purge them.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

fatninja187 posted:

I for one welcome our new Soviet overlords and look forward to the show trials and executions of Tory scum that will soon follow

i don't know what a tory is but if it's a rich old white man then i'm all for this

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.
I haven't been keeping up with the British election/fallout, we've got our own thing going on here in Canada. What happened?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Nice posting in here

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Nice posts

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

I haven't been keeping up with the British election/fallout, we've got our own thing going on here in Canada. What happened?

A left-wing 80s throwback is now n charge of the main opposition party.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

I haven't been keeping up with the British election/fallout, we've got our own thing going on here in Canada. What happened?

Someone who isn't posh won leadership of a political party run by posh people.
So the posh people are freaking the gently caress out .

fatninja187
Oct 4, 2013

Beware the ninja

Benny Harvey posted:

A left-wing 80s throwback is now n charge of the main opposition party.

The best bit is how the new labour candidates were all talking about what a throwback he was and how he is too left wing etc

And he ended up winning the party leadership campaign with like 60% of the vote lol

I mean seriously getting Tony Blair to bad mouth the guy what a dumb move, that itself pretty much guaranteed people were going to vote for him

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
i just want to see some bloody blairite purges

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Benny Harvey posted:

It's a pity that the shadow cabinet is going to the backbenches before Jez gets to purge them.

It's hilarious because they're purging themselves.

Seems like every hour another member of the Labour party is resigning with resounding cries of "Who?"

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

fatninja187 posted:

The best bit is how the new labour candidates were all talking about what a throwback he was and how he is too left wing etc

And he ended up winning the party leadership campaign with like 60% of the vote lol

I mean seriously getting Tony Blair to bad mouth the guy what a dumb move, that itself pretty much guaranteed people were going to vote for him

Also hilarious when Gordon Brown warned people against voting for Corbyn.

AlwaysBeSithing
Aug 27, 2015

by Ralp
enjoy not winning your next election op

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I thought Britain was gonna stand with us against Isis, looks like we're on our own.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I thought Britain was gonna stand with us against Isis, looks like we're on our own.

The UK's too busy stopping it's own citizens joining ISIS.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
What he stands for

On the economy Corbyn is opposed to austerity and plans to bring down the deficit by growing the economy and taxing the wealthy instead.

He intends to introduce a “people’s quantitative easing”, which would allow the Bank of England to print money to invest in large-scale housing, energy, transport and digital projects, partly through a national investment bank.

Corbyn says he will fund this by reducing the “tax gap” and ending corporate tax reliefs.

On tax Corbyn says there is £20bn in tax debt uncollected by HMRC every year and another £20bn in tax avoidance and a further £80bn in tax evasion that needs to be addressed.

On education Corbyn has proposed a National Education Service, which he says would be “every bit as vital and as free at the point of use as our NHS”. The service would begin with universal childcare, give more power to local authorities, rethink the role of free schools and academies, introduce a minimum wage for apprentices and put more money into adult learning.

Corbyn has said he will also look at abolishing the charitable status of private schools but admitted it would be “very difficult to do”.

He wants to scrap tuition fees and restore student maintenance grants. This will be funded by increasing national insurance on those earning more than £50,000 a year and increasing corporation tax by 2.5%, or by slowing the pace of deficit reduction.

He has apologised to students who have had to pay fees because of Labour.

I want to apologise on behalf of the Labour party to the last generation of students for the imposition of fees, top-up fees and the replacement of grants with loans by previous Labour governments. I opposed those changes at the time – as did many others – and now we have an opportunity to change course.

On housing Corbyn would introduce rent controls in expensive places like central London so that families on welfare are not pushed out of the area, which he says is an example of “social cleansing”. He will also suspend council right-to-buy schemes in such areas and will lift borrowing restrictions on councils so that they can build more than half of the 250,000 new homes he says are needed each year.

Corbyn has proposed the idea of linking private rents to local average earnings and introducing a right to buy for private tenants of large-scale landlords, a scheme that would be funded by withdrawing some of the £14bn of tax allowances given to buy-to-let landlords.

On immigration Corbyn has consistently argued that immigration is not a drain on the economy and has campaigned on behalf of asylum seekers, most recently over the need to rescue Mediterranean refugees. He has said the debate on immigration has been “poisoned” and that migration is a global phenomenon that has been going on for hundreds of years.

On welfare Corbyn was one of the 48 Labour rebels who defied the party whip and voted against the government’s welfare reform bill. He said:

We are one of the richest countries in the world and there is absolutely no reason why anyone should have to live in poverty.

On defence

Corbyn intends to withdraw from Nato and opposes the renewal of the Trident nuclear deterrent.

He is in favour of unilateral nuclear disarmament and has called for a “radically different international policy” based on “political and not military solutions”.

He has indicated that he would block any attempt by David Cameron to launch airstrikes in Syria, stating that bombing the country will “kill many people” and may not defeat Isis. Cutting off the supply of money and arms to Isis from “some of our supposed allies in the region” would be more effective, he added.

On public ownership Corbyn plans to renationalise the energy companies to bring energy prices back down. He said privatisation of the sector has created a “false market” which allows for a great deal of money to be made by gas and electricity companies at the expense of everyone else.

Corbyn also plans to renationalise the railways, which he says will allow the public to “get the benefit” of the current investment in infrastructure. He said:

I believe in public ownership, but I have never favoured the remote nationalised model of the postwar era. Like a majority of the population and a majority of even Tory voters, I want the railways back in public ownership. But public control should mean just that: so we should have passengers, rail workers and government too, cooperatively running the railways ... in our interests and not for private profit.

On Europe Corbyn has indicated that he is likely to support the campaign to stay in the European Union, but has refused to rule out campaigning for a no vote because:

Cameron quite clearly follows an agenda which is about trading away workers’ rights ... environment protection ... much of what is in the social chapter.

He maintains that Britain should play a crucial role in Europe by making demands on issues such as workers’ rights, the environment, tax and wage protection “rather than saying blanketly we’re going to support whatever Cameron comes out with whenever he finally decides to hold this referendum”.

When pressed, Corbyn has said his preferred position is to stay in a reformed EU. But he has also cited the union’s treatment of Greece as a justification for potential exit. He said:

Look at it another way: if we allow unaccountable forces to destroy an economy like Greece, when all that bailout money isn’t going to the Greek people, it’s going to carious banks all across Europe, then I think we need to think very, very carefully about what role [the EU] are playing and what role we are playing in that.

On healthcare Corbyn has promised a “fully funded NHS, integrated with social care, with an end to privatisation in health”. His website states that the “principle of universal healthcare which is free at the point of use is something that we all deserve and should be absolutely protected.”

Corbyn has also pledged to tackle the “mental health crisis” and improve mental health coverage in the country. He will grow rather than cut mental health budgets and ensure mental health education is taught in schools.

On the monarchy Though Corbyn is a republican, he has said abolishing the monarchy is “not the fight I’m going to fight” due to huge public support for the royal family.

On the arts Corbyn has said he will create a cabinet committee for the arts and creative industries to bring ministers from across the departments together, making policy more effective.

On gender equality Advertisement

Corbyn has pledged to do more to address discrimination in the workplace, at home and on the streets. He has called for an end to the cuts to public services and welfare that drive women and families into poverty, including the cuts to women’s refuges and services for domestic violence.

He also wants all companies to publish details of their equal pay arrangements, intends his cabinet to be made up of 50% women and wants to “work towards” 50% of all Labour MPs being women.

Corbyn has floated the idea of reintroducing women-only carriages on trains to cut sexual assault cases. He says this is not his preferred choice but he will consult women on the proposal after being contacted by women lobbyists.

On foreign policy Corbyn was opposed to the Iraq war and has suggested that Tony Blair should stand trial as a war criminal over it.

Corbyn has hinted that Britain should seek greater diplomatic relations with Russia. He previously described the Kremlin’s state propaganda channel Russia Today as “more objective on Libya than most” and believes that the Ukraine crisis was caused by the west and Nato.

Russia has gone way beyond its legal powers to use bases in the Crimea. Sending unidentified forces into another country is clearly a violation of that country’s sovereignty [...] Still, the hypocrisy of the west remains unbelievable,” he said. “Nato has sought to expand since the end of the cold war. It has increased its military capability and expenditure. It operates way beyond its original 1948 area and its attempt to encircle Russia is one of the big threats of our time.

Corbyn has also said he supports Israel’s right to exist but opposes what he describes as the country’s “occupation policies”. He has reportedly attended an event in the past hosted by a Holocaust denier and has been criticised for describing Hamas and Hezbollah as friends, which he says was a throwaway word he used to create an amicable atmosphere during discussions. “You don’t make peace unless you talk to everybody,” he said.

fatninja187
Oct 4, 2013

Beware the ninja

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34237564


"Senior party figures such as Lord Mandelson and David Blunkett are among those who have warned the party risks becoming unelectable without action to temper the new leader's radical left-wing mandate."

Genuinely loving seeing the new labour guys poo poo their pants as they puzzle over why Corbyn is so popular

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

fatninja187 posted:

Genuinely loving seeing the new labour guys poo poo their pants as they puzzle over why Corbyn is so popular

"He wants to help the PEOPLE!?! Why should one want to do that?"

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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he sounds pretty cool and good

i hope that he will moderate some of his dumber beliefs

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I hope the tories force all of these scumsuckers to get jobs.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Might even like the guy if he wasn't so eager to speak on the propaganda TV for shithole dictatorship #36 about how he totally respects their national traditions of killing gays and torturing dissidents. And maybe taking the odd donation for his trouble - I guess he's not too far from the Blairite comfort zone after all! Might even be a Tory...

Did you know it's okay to be a vicious police state as long as you're an opponent of America? It's true! Sticking it to the US is worth any cost, to teach it a lesson for being such a vicious police state.

fatninja187
Oct 4, 2013

Beware the ninja

happyhippy posted:

"He wants to help the PEOPLE!?! Why should one want to do that?"

He didn't even go to Oxford!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

fatninja187 posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34237564


"Senior party figures such as Lord Mandelson and David Blunkett are among those who have warned the party risks becoming unelectable without action to temper the new leader's radical left-wing mandate."

Genuinely loving seeing the new labour guys poo poo their pants as they puzzle over why Corbyn is so popular

They also wonder why labour did so horribly in elections with its me too center right platform.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Western hemisphere elites - whoa uh, why is left wing populism so popular right now???? I don't get it...

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
Why does he want to leave NATO?

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
While Blair and Brown tried their best to talk people out of supporting Corbyn Prescott told them to get behind him. Who the gently caress would side with Blair and Brown over two jabs?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Typical Pubbie posted:

Why does he want to leave NATO?

To be cool like France

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Typical Pubbie posted:

Why does he want to leave NATO?

he blames nato for the ukraine crisis

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Strategic Tea posted:

Might even like the guy if he wasn't so eager to speak on the propaganda TV for shithole dictatorship #36 about how he totally respects their national traditions of killing gays and torturing dissidents. And maybe taking the odd donation for his trouble - I guess he's not too far from the Blairite comfort zone after all! Might even be a Tory...

Did you know it's okay to be a vicious police state as long as you're an opponent of America? It's true! Sticking it to the US is worth any cost, to teach it a lesson for being such a vicious police state.

When did he say killing gays and torturing dissidents was okay?

Anyway, time to dig a deeper grave for Maggie!

etalian posted:

To be cool like France

Frnce is in NATO.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Why do they call it the Labor Party? It's false advertising because they do anything but actual labor.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Benny Harvey posted:

When did he say killing gays and torturing dissidents was okay?

Anyway, time to dig a deeper grave for Maggie!


Frnce is in NATO.

France was not in NATO from 1963 to 2009.

It was mainly due to De Gaulle seeing it as a Anglo-American conspiracy

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Also Thatcher was right, sorry you're still butthurt decades later. Maybe you should write another musical about it????

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
I'd like him a lot more if he just admitted the IRA are terrorists also.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

The Taint Reaper posted:

Also Thatcher was right, sorry you're still butthurt decades later. Maybe you should write another musical about it????

Cameron is even more of a oval office anyway,

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