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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



I'm doing MY part!

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



etalian posted:

more movies need to have yogurt drooling dick and vagina monsters

ftfy

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



etalian posted:

The real theme of the movie is a plot twist in which a woman not a man is trapped in the friend zone.

:captainpop::respek::chanpop:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



WE ARE GOING IN WITH THE FIRST WAVE....means more bugs for us to KEEL

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



MisterGoGo posted:

I just made a long dumb love letter video to Starship Troopers based partly around how decently it has aged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbcewwXe568

Awesome vid. The latent militarism in american football is always a great talking point.

Starship Troopers IS a better movie than Saving Private Ryan, by far. It's also better than any other movie from Spielberg's catalog.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



why is the pussy afraid of the gay nazi

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGY9YDEMnkc

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



MisterGoGo posted:

Thanks guys, much appreciated. Hopefully I'll work up the nerve to post some of my other videos around CD.

I'd like to have gone into RoboCop a little more in the video since everything Verhoeven was doing so well in SST he was doing there too. You know, what with Murphy/RoboCop getting his signature moves from a TV show his son would watch and that sort of thing. The movie is a foible-ridden depiction of America's future, and tries to assuage those fears with RoboCop's brand of vigilante justice, and laughs at us for enjoying it. He shoots a rapist in the dick for crying out loud.

The kind of nonsense these movies ask us to accept as an audience member is wonderful.

Robocop, made in 1987, accurately depicts Detroit in 2015.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Detroit: murder rate 10x the national average, an underfunded police dept, hollowed-out industrial sector, gated communities, legions of vigilante groups, and the innovation economy of venture capital vampires moving in to profit off the misery.


Robot cops and toxo-zombies are right around the corner.

BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Oct 16, 2015

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Excelzior posted:

He is, credited as "Commanding officer"



"During a live fire exercise..."

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Wheeee posted:

Because Citizen Kane was the first Real Movie, there are plenty of better movies but it'll always be one of the most important.

Conan the Barbarian is more the example that genre fiction can at times transcend its escapist roots and stand among meaningful cinema/literature; it's the Book of the New Sun to Harry Potter's, well, Harry Potter.

La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Mormons, powered by ideology, are the most likely candidates to colonize other worlds. Despite being awful, they're very efficient/optimistic and they breed like rabbits.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Kandak Sayaqa posted:

Shortly after I enlisted, one of the guys in my barracks tried to talk our whole group of friends into getting that death from above tattoo. I was down for it until I realized he was dead serious. Last time I saw him, he'd washed out of airborne school, and got reclassed into being a firefighter.

Hope he didn't get the tattoo. :ohdear:

Better than washout fuckos that become MMA fighters.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Wheeee posted:

Unlike most celebrities Tom Cruise is actually smart and cool, he'll be fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D7WzCDT_0s

Tom Cruise: squirter

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Arcsquad12 posted:

The best thing about Starship Troopers is how Paul Verhoeven's sledgehammer approach to satire hits you so hard that you miss screenplay writer Ed Neumeier's really subtle satire. Tiny things like the air marshal responsible for the Klendathu disaster being named Diennes, and the landing being analogous to the Dieppe raid.

No, actually that's not the best thing about Starship Troopers. Thx tho.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



etalian posted:

The other good bit is the heroic montage at the end which involves the brutal torture of the captive brain bug.

Speculum, meet my friend Vulva

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Arcsquad12 posted:

Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that can think offensive!

Insects with intelligence??!! Have you ever met one?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



I could use a gif of the lady captain being crushed under the fire-door.

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



hemophilia posted:

She later went on to become captain Janeway after dying horribly

You mean Janeway's stunt double who gets crushed by doors?

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