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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > describe your dilz in three words
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Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
is that it?

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
tiny tiny tiny

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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
world war two"

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




 All

Ah

Akbar

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Plump polish sausage.

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Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
smells of prawns

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
not very big

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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
james earl jones

bc its gonna go deep

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Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
A white penis

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
itsy bitsy spider

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Infinite disappointment generator

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Nekodoshi
Aug 4, 2007

I'm only as smart as the content of my posts.
Do not have.


So I'll describe my vagoo!

Probably has centipedes.

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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Nekodoshi posted:

Do not have.


So I'll describe my vagoo!

Probably has centipedes.

hot

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nekodoshi posted:

Do not have.


So I'll describe my vagoo!

Probably has centipedes.

Likelier than thought

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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


 hidden in folds

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
tiny little dick

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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
red storm rising

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

 doesn't follow your rules

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
small as gently caress

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PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
this is unsettling

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
black hole hung

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TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

 tough on crime

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
half massed sadness

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Bobbin Threadbear
May 6, 2007

 grand a week

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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
no psyop dont

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milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
estranged vomiting fascist

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
please kill me

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Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
hairy keratinous growth

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Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




 literally a dilz

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Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Slimy Imp Son

Slim Pony Sim

Noisy Ms Limp

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Improperly inflated balls

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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Dr Cheeto posted:

Improperly inflated balls

gently caress off bitch

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)
nasty brutish & short

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Dammit not again

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
This never happens

Tom Brady posted:

gently caress off bitch

Mad at jokes

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YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

 dilz, dilzier, dilziest

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dr Cheeto posted:

This never happens


Mad at jokes

Username post Combo

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Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax
it doesn't ft

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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
usually lasts longer

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 severed and eaten

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