can confirm that it's better to do nothing in an air conditioned office than do manual labor, even if the office is boring as gently caress
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powerofrecall posted:This is a good site if you have the 'snake person' extension
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:32 |
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Ghaz posted:step 1. be named jason you loving millenial piece of poo poo If he was a real millennial expert he'd spell it Jaysyn. Also, I'm a millennial (b. 1985) managing a bunch of millennials. That probably qualifies me as a millennial expert more than this fucker.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:36 |
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Infidel Castro posted:If he was a real snake person expert he'd spell it Jaysyn. lmao
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 16:48 |
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I would have them leave their cell phones when they enter just to watch em squirm
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 17:23 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:all you need to do to manage millenials is give them a task and step the gently caress back while they invent a whole new streamlined process for doing something your old fogey dinosaur rear end would never have comprehended. like, eat poo poo brenden at task.ly your "print out PDFs, fill in with handwriting, scan, then email" workflow just got loving up ENDED by my agile multivariable python script that sends all documents to Janice the Human Printer to convert directly into suffering, therefore sparing me from your bitchmade micromanagement. lol nothing could be farther from the truth most of the time if you expect an eight hour work day from a millenial they'll quit within a week and go back to freelancing or whatever they think they can do everything better than you and they're usually right about one or two things, but refuse to follow through on every aspect of a job now I'm going to go play Metal Gear Solid 5 for a couple hours then pass out for twelve hours or so
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 17:24 |
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how to manage mandingos
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 17:59 |
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All jobs suck rear end, thats why they are jobs. If they didnt suck rear end theyd be called happyfuntime and no one would get paid to do them. Dont be fooled into thinking a kind of job u dont have is cool.
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 18:06 |
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EngineerSean posted:lol nothing could be farther from the truth (this is you) duh buh duhbuhdhudhbuhd wnat do you MEAN you can do work outside the office? buh uhbuhbuh work only happens in office. my head is a perfect cube and i hate my idiot kids. burrrrrguh i'm afraid of talented young upstarts with good education and a drive to succeed. fuh fuh dbuhf i go to parties and talk about what i've seen online, my name is shawn and i'm uh engineeaw. i expect my subordinates to clean up my idiot drool that i get everywhere constantly, because my mouth hangs agape at the thought of delicious hamburgers and ice cream confections durr durr i'm gonna bulild my own house. hackathon. soylent. engineer. disrupt the agile workflow processing. youre dumb
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 18:17 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:(this is you) I beleive that this is what they refer to as being "pwnd"
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 18:25 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I would have them leave their cell phones when they enter just to watch em squirm imo phones are bad distractions. 95% of the time i use mine as an iPod.
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:17 |
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symbolic posted:watching phoneless millennials is fun. my sister broke her phone last year and had to wait a few days to get a new one. by day two she wanted to kill herself. by day three she was asking to borrow my goddamn phone so she could text her friends. You need to dehumanize urself and face to bloodshed. If my 70 year old mother can be trained to civilized cell phone use, so can you. This isnt lol millennials its just the future.
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:21 |
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Nathilus posted:You need to dehumanize urself and face to bloodshed. If my 70 year old mother can be trained to civilized cell phone use, so can you. This isnt lol millennials its just the future.
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:25 |
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yeah but are you using it enouhg? how bad is the tan on the phone side of your face? phones cause tans now right? isn't a tan just skin cancer but weaker? dont get facial skin cancer. i lied, i'm just trolling. cancer is the worst. may u have a long and happy life
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:29 |
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is he a millenial who is an expert, an expert in millenials, or both??
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:30 |
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symbolic posted:i know how to use my phone though? No im saying u need to learn to keep it stuck in ur face all day and love that poo poo. Its good. Watch movies, play games, look poo poo up, update your fb, and whatever else! It owns.
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:30 |
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Jason has received over 1,000 standing ovations
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:31 |
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nomadologique posted:Jason has received over 1,000 standing ovations is that the sex move where you're locked under a table for a week and a woman does her menses all over your face? how could she do it standing the blood would trickle down on hr legs standing ovum-tation
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:32 |
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Nathilus posted:No im saying u need to learn to keep it stuck in ur face all day and love that poo poo. Its good. Watch movies, play games, look poo poo up, update your fb, and whatever else! It owns. stoppit
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:35 |
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symbolic posted:i don't watch movies and i have my computer and laptop for everything else 100% serious you should really consider coming over to the dark side. Its fun and easy.
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Nathilus posted:100% serious you should really consider coming over to the dark side. Its fun and easy.
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:41 |
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symbolic posted:gently caress you millennial spy I understand your hesitation. I felt it too, before coming over. But dont fear, it wont last. Its only your heart withering away.
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 20:50 |
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Nathilus posted:I understand your hesitation. I felt it too, before coming over. But dont fear, it wont last. Its only your heart withering away.
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I finally downgraded my 2009 somewhat smartphone to the kind of phones you see where actual work is being done. you know the sturdy rubbery kind that never breaks.
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