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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

BigwigML posted:

I'm bi


































-laterally symmetrical!

then how come one of your hairy mantitites hangs lower than the other?

pwned bitch

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
you know how straight ppl are threatened by gay ppl bc it challenges the way they do things?

well both straight and gay ppl are threatened by bisexuals

that's why

also bc ppl hate ambiguity

e: perceived ambiguity

nomadologique fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Sep 23, 2015

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tits and dick

bisexuel

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Ocean Book posted:

proclaiming various identity markers as not real is popular among some people, i dont understand the appeal though

something to have an opinion about other than video games and sports, which makes them feel like they are engaged in "real issues"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a lot of straight/gay people have told me they don't trust bi people in a relationship because they think a bi person is more likely to cheat on them

imo they're just letting their insecurity show though

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
just lol if you're so straight you don't get how gay ppl are basically straight, which is why they were easiest to assimilate into straight society

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it's like you reversed the values on your TV instead of turned to a channel where you don't really get a signal

in one you can still see the picture, in the other you're straining for a glimpse of nipple or cock

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
soemtimes when i'm doing a long distance drive and the radio station i'm on starts to slur into another where the signals overlap, i'll just leave it on that frequency utnil the transition is complete

there is something deeply satisfying about that space

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Moridin920 posted:

a lot of straight/gay people have told me they don't trust bi people in a relationship because they think a bi person is more likely to cheat on them

imo they're just letting their insecurity show though

same. its kinda funny how it works out, like noma said that gay people are basically the straights of being faggots

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
tbf there are plenty of allies in both the straight and gay crowds, but just like there are black republicans, there are human being-bigot faggots

"i'm a real human being and you're not, so pick which side of the line you wanna be on"

ho hum

another generalized answer is: their insecurity requires them to binarize the universe so they know where they fit, either P or not P (penis/pussy); their security derives entirely from inclusion in a known, external set because they cannot derive security from some internal metric

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
or even spookier, some space that is nonmetric

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Straight ppl and gay ppl are Very Mad there isn't a configuration of genitals that grosses out bisexuals

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i still have a hard time with the one where the guy wants to cut his dick in half but hey it's his dick not mine

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

nomadologique posted:

i still have a hard time with the one where the guy wants to cut his dick in half but hey it's his dick not mine

i would probably gently caress that dudes dick hole if i could, i mean, why not ya know?

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

Nooner posted:

if ur bi is a trasn woman like the holy grail or something?

im bi and i married a trans woman so i mean..

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
the whole point of the holy grail is that it's different for everyone, aduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

a lot of straight/gay people have told me they don't trust bi people in a relationship because they think a bi person is more likely to cheat on them

imo they're just letting their insecurity show though

Here's the secret, gay guys are the most likely to cheat...

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

nomadologique posted:

soemtimes when i'm doing a long distance drive and the radio station i'm on starts to slur into another where the signals overlap, i'll just leave it on that frequency utnil the transition is complete

there is something deeply satisfying about that space
What Bixuels Actauly Thenk

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

trisexual

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


nomadologique posted:

i still have a hard time with the one where the guy wants to cut his dick in half but hey it's his dick not mine

I'm down gently caress it lets go

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
disexual

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

5th or even 6th gender

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

nomadologique posted:

human being-bigot faggots

now this is a term i can really throw around in public

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I will stridently bring up short haired girls that I gently caress in the face of any passive aggressive biguise who want to infer that I am closed minded, also imply that I will hurt them in a physical altercation, and throw my half drank beer at the keyboardist in the lovely band in the front of the bar

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

deep impact on vhs posted:

is it really so absurd to imagine someone being attracted to both men and women, i don't understand why people are always like "bisexuality isn't real" :shrug:

it's pure unabashed jealousy, op

people are okay with admitting someone else has a different but equal (or worse) experience from them. they're not okay with admitting someone else has a greater, more encompassing experience.

they're just jellin'

Desetr Eagle
Aug 21, 2015

by Ralp

The Whole Internet posted:

it's pure unabashed jealousy, op

people are okay with admitting someone else has a different but equal (or worse) experience from them. they're not okay with admitting someone else has a greater, more encompassing experience.

they're just jellin'

I dont think there is anything to be jealous about sucking dicks if there was cuys would just have their girls wear strapons

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i "believe" in harvey dent

lol j/k we have fun, for more cool movies and simpsons quotes, plz subscribe and donate to my patreon

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I think some people don't believe it's genetic- like it's pretty reasonable to think that gay people were born that way and only attracted to the same sex, whereas a bisexual still probably has a preference but just wants to gently caress everybody

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Some people just got this look like yeah I wanna put my penis in that and it crosses the gender barrier and yeah I could have probably gone my whole life only chasing women with that look until I was a desperate sexless 40 something catching HIV in a bathroom for a thrill

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
buttsexual

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Desetr Eagle posted:

I dont think there is anything to be jealous about sucking dicks if there was cuys would just have their girls wear strapons

when you can have both, you can be pickier with both.

and sucking dick is p fun and you should be jealous, yes.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Sintax posted:

I think some people don't believe it's genetic- like it's pretty reasonable to think that gay people were born that way and only attracted to the same sex, whereas a bisexual still probably has a preference but just wants to gently caress everybody

feels like a mix of programming and environmental poo poo to me. some of it was acquired tastes, some of it was fetish-driven, some was always there. comparing my attractions to men+women is sort of like comparing the taste of steak to the taste of parfait. there's a different afterburn on orgasms i get from men vs women too.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Naerasa posted:

now this is a term i can really throw around in public

have a ball

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Sintax posted:

I think some people don't believe it's genetic- like it's pretty reasonable to think that gay people were born that way and only attracted to the same sex, whereas a bisexual still probably has a preference but just wants to gently caress everybody

god forbid somebody try to do what they want

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Sintax posted:

I think some people don't believe it's genetic- like it's pretty reasonable to think that gay people were born that way and only attracted to the same sex, whereas a bisexual still probably has a preference but just wants to gently caress everybody

but what if you just gently caress the people that you wanna gently caress?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Hey I was just talking for other people personally I am strongly attracted to women yet gay as gently caress

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

The Whole Internet posted:

sucking dick is p fun and you should be jealous, yes.

change the op to this and close thread

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
whenever i see a hole, whether it be a pussy, a butthole, a pipe, another dick, etc. i have to put my dick in it

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

hemale in pain posted:

people who claim to be bi just dont want to admit that their gay

Giving their dad a glimmer of hope...

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

while one can have gay or straight sex, it is impossible to have bi sex without having a threesome

thus the treachery

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