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My fellow goons, I'll caught so the time now like I'm'm real sick and the phlegm tastes like I've been smoking for houses but I only smoked like twelve cigs today. Does this mean I Liu ling cancer or what?
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Sep 28, 2015 03:21
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you're not supposed to eat them
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Sep 28, 2015 03:22
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Ps I usually some pereques and it sort of is Luke cigarettes bit flowery. It's a real weird sensation. They don't taste like this when I smoke them but when I cough it does. Weird
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Sep 28, 2015 03:25
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Yeah, you're dying man. I think you're only chance at survival is to go in the bathroom and mix some bleach and ammonia hover over it so It clears out your lungs.
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Sep 28, 2015 03:27
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It's not lung cancer. You have aids.
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Sep 28, 2015 03:27
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Op you have a very serious disease called bitchlung and you should see a physician before it spreads to other organs. PS it usually spreads from the lungs to the anus
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Sep 28, 2015 03:27
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Mods please change my name to Anal Bitchlung
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Sep 28, 2015 03:32
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Avernus posted:Op you have a very serious disease called bitchlung and you should see a physician before it spreads to other organs. Oh Mr God not my butt hole. Should I go to the emergency room?? I don't have Obama care. I'm getting conserved here
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Sep 28, 2015 03:33
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Also: confirm/deny: cigarette coughs taste vaguely like peanut butter et vice versa
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Sep 28, 2015 03:48
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switch to weed
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Sep 28, 2015 03:51
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dont inhale when you are sucking dicks for cigarettes op
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Sep 28, 2015 03:52
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Sep 28, 2015 03:52
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Ok 1) weed makes me angry and belligerent 2) I never sucked ducks in my live but maybe I should consider it? Gbs "I'm gay" is this actually real!? Maybe I should smoke a ton of weed, get high as gently caress and fight my boss? Is this a good idea? I think I should. I'm kind of drunk but now that I think about it, I should actually physically fight my office. Seriously gently caress those garbage rear end in a top hat, there's like one ok person in the joint. I think I'm gonna do it for real. I had a thread maybe one year ago about how I should destroy the company, I need to say gently caress it and physically assault some individuals
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Sep 28, 2015 04:01
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oh god you are dead!! abort!!
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Sep 28, 2015 04:02
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Gbs "I'm gay"
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Sep 28, 2015 04:05
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Woah woah, let's consider. What if I'm actually dead? Why should I break ur of now?? If anything I should follow thru, the dead have no consequences, right? They dead . This is being to make stones here .
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Sep 28, 2015 04:07
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you're dead you can do whatever you want
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Sep 28, 2015 04:12
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eye on OUIJA board slowly spelled out: I M G A Y
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Sep 28, 2015 04:23
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I can tell you don't really smoke OP because real smoker's cough phlegm actually tastes more like hickory smoked meat. 
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Sep 28, 2015 04:27
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And don't get the impression I'm being smug in correcting you
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Sep 28, 2015 04:28
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mine didnt, mine just tasted like poo poo (not literal)
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Sep 28, 2015 05:46
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yeah dude what the gently caress i'm smoking right now and it's sorta this weird flowery with hints of peanut butter taste. hickory meats what the gently caress are you smoking, people?
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