Forking Piss Streams

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Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Do I even need to explain this thread's title? You know what it's referring to. We've all had those moments when we take a piss where instead of one stream, we get two going off in different directions. Sometimes one goes off at such an angle that it gets splattered all over your work pants (gently caress). What causes this odd phenomenon? One could state that it's related to science, but I claim that it's god trying to make our lives harder by causing us to piss on ourselves. What does GBS think about forking piss streams?

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:04

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

It's Smegma Dave

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:05

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Crusty dickhole.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:06

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

god's punishment for the sin of onan

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:13

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

It's because you didn't piss after u cum tha night b4

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:14

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

Sheep-Goats posted:

It's because you didn't piss after u cum tha night b4

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:17

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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dickholes are actually punched into your tiny penis at birth, op. they are not a natural thing and when you piss in 2 streams its because the middle has started to heal and the rest hasn't.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:18

weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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also the pissing after you come is another reason

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:19

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

notZaar posted:

Crusty dickhole.

Piss after you cum

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:46

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

It's Smegma Dave

Forget it, Dave, it's Smegmatown.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 19:50

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

bradzilla posted:

Piss after you cum

Why bother? Nobody else uses my bathroom.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:10

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

pinch the tip before peeing

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:13

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Open sesame!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTwrMhbHPwU

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:15

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

What happens if another man pees inside your penis?

This question haunts me,

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:15

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

U ever get that burning in the end of ur dick when u piss sometimes and keep needing to piss for ages

i dont but i just wondered if you all did hah

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:16

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Zzulu posted:

What happens if another man pees inside your penis?

This question haunts me,

It feels loving fantastic, man*. It's called "Docking" and when you add pee it's called a "Buzzcock"

*So I've heard.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:22

pr0k: Jan 16, 2001; "Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:28

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

I've done extensive research on this. Pm me

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:02

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

My piss stream does this thing where it corkscrews like this

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/

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and I think its like my superpower, but I don't know how to monetize it

# ? Sep 28, 2015 21:54

semon demon: Jul 31, 2006

my dad called it the 'post coital piss split' one time when i was way too young to brush it off

fake edit: brush his dick off my lips, thats what i mean

# ? Sep 29, 2015 00:56

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvsTmKzR-jM

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:16

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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pubic hair crossing your tip

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:18

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Cubone posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvsTmKzR-jM

This is the worst

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:19

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

No. 6 posted:

This is the worst

i refuse to defend nor condemn it

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:25

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Good loving question OP its not a common occurrence but it happens enough that you don't forget it when it does. How do we solve this? I will create the website if someone else wants to come up with the social media campaign

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:29

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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Analyze my hole geometry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:36

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