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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Malcom Turnbull:


Bill Shorten:


Tony Abbott:


Australia:







Me:

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Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
I am very confused

edit: groundfloor

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
I'm Canadian, does that make me Australian enough to hang out with the cool guys?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
No bears voted 1

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Birdstrike posted:

No bears voted 1

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

:five:

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Do you even know what a bear looks like? That is some unnaturally white sand too.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


I support this thread over the Seagull thread simply because this one bothered to say November in the title.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Bifauxnen posted:

I support this thread over the Seagull thread simply because this one bothered to say November in the title.

Ozz81 posted:

Good. Seagulls are the rear end in a top hat Canadian geese of the beach.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



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HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

MechanicalTomPetty posted:

I'm Canadian, does that make me Australian enough to hang out with the cool guys?

Yes also this thread is sometimes more terrible than the Canada one but usually not.


Birb Katter posted:

Do you even know what a bear looks like? That is some unnaturally white sand too.



The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Birb Katter posted:

Do you even know what a bear looks like? That is some unnaturally white sand too.



m8 how unaustralian can you be? there's no such thing as "unnaturally white".

BCR
Jan 23, 2011


G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I support the ancient tradition of calling shotgun

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
best op

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

typical auspol mess, playing musical chairs with the OP. when will the adults be back in charge??

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Yoplait is French for yoghurt

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Mithranderp posted:

m8 how unaustralian can you be? there's no such thing as "unnaturally white".

As someone from the country and region (hint: it's Australia and South Coast NSW) that brags about being having the world record for the whitest sand in the world, which is still not that white, trust me when I say what sort of white is acceptable and what is not.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Mithranderp posted:

m8 how unaustralian can you be? there's no such thing as "unnaturally white".

Mate have you seen my skin?

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
So Seagulls thread got gassed. Does this mean Hookshot has the legit thread or we should all be in the gas chamber? I'm torn.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-01/scramble-to-contain-syphilis-outbreak-northern-australia/6900568

quote:

Health authorities are scrambling to contain an outbreak of syphilis that is believed to have claimed the lives of 10 babies across northern Australia.
:stare:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
For those who missed it. Turdball announced today he will raise the GST to 15% if he wins the next election.

Decayed
Dec 30, 2004

Shang-a-lang
Fun Shoe

tithin posted:

Mate have you seen my skin?

Talking about Australian here... :colbert:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Sorry about that guys.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
gently caress the LNP and gently caress the ALP. They conspire to deliver the very worst poo poo imaginable. Enjoy your 15% GST poo poo stains.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Anidav posted:

For those who missed it. Turdball announced today he will raise the GST to 15% if he wins the next election.

But the GST is an agile tax because it only effects people who want to buy things that aren't staples in life. Like tampons. Everyone knows there is no women in IT and that is the most agile industry of all. Agile.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
I agree we need to shift the tax burden further on to those with the lowest income.

This is good policy.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

What, the economy contracted? Poors spoil everything!

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

starkebn posted:

I agree we need to shift the tax burden further on to those with the lowest income.

This is good policy.

If people don't want to pay so much tax maybe the should stop being poor.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

uuurrrrrghhhhhh

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
If the ALP really stands for the working class, they would switch leaders in the near future after this announcement. But they won't because Bill says two different things to two different audiences.

We will fight this he will say to us
We will pay for this he will say to them

Truly the faceless men have won and they want more money.

15% now, 20% is 5 years. Where will this erosion of class mobility end? Surely a fight will come from somewhere.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Anidav posted:

Surely a fight will come from somewhere.

I already paid for my copy of Medieval: Total War 2 so I don't give a flying gently caress.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
never have i been more disrespected

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Seagull posted:

never have i been more disrespected

RIP Captain Seagull.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Anidav posted:

Where will this erosion of class mobility end?

When the rich are eaten.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

hooman posted:

RIP Captain Seagull.

He died the way he should live. In a gas chamber.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
It's November 1 and they haven't yet taken down Joe Hockey's spooky Halloween decorations.

turdbucket
Oct 30, 2011

Birb Katter posted:

It's November 1 and they haven't yet taken down Joe Hockey's spooky Halloween decorations.



Lol

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Birb Katter posted:

It's November 1 and they haven't yet taken down Joe Hockey's spooky Halloween decorations.



Donald trump's already lodging a court appeal to get rid of these

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
gently caress I'm kinda really down that the Liberal Party can get away with raising the GST without a fuss but the ALP couldn't get away with a simple and compensated price on Carbon.

What the gently caress, Australia??????????

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