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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i wonder if its cold already

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

you should go check

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Leave it in there overnight for maximum coldness

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
I hope your beer doesn't explode. Praying for you OP.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
If it's a coors can, the mountains will turn blue when the beer is cold

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
its a bottle of sol, glass. i wonder if it's cold already

i wrapped it in a wet paper towel

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
it's a dangerous game but if you do it right you will have a delicious beer slushie

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Better to just put it in a bucket of ice water. It'll get cold faster that way.

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Dyna Soar posted:

i wrapped it in a wet paper towel

pro move

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i once left cider in the freezer too long and the cap popped off and was sitting on top of an icicle coming out the bottle.

would recommend

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

it's quicker if you fill a bucket with ice water and spin the beer around. thanks thermo prof.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

If it's a coors can, the mountains will turn blue when the beer is cold
you're full of poo poo

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

If it's a coors can, the mountains will turn blue when the beer is cold

only if it's coors light :ohdear:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

symbolic posted:

you're full of poo poo

It's true, the mountains on the can turn blue when the beer is cold.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





put yourself in the freezer and drink the beer

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Cowman posted:

put yourself in the freezer and drink the beer
alcohol warms your system so this is a good idea to stay alive in case of avalanche

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

Hatebag posted:

Better to just put it in a bucket of ice water. It'll get cold faster that way.

do this and put salt in the ice water, it'll melt quicker and cool the beer faster and you'll also have a nicely seasoned ice soup

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

treasure bear posted:

do this and put salt in the ice water, it'll melt quicker and cool the beer faster and you'll also have a nicely seasoned ice soup

spin the beer too!!!!!! this is important!!!!!!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
op's thread title is confusing me; is it a statement of fact, or an implied command

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
don't freeze ur beer op, be careful!!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

op's thread title is confusing me; is it a statement of fact, or an implied command
both

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
*tearfully consigns beers to freezer as per the OP's merciless dictates*

why... why......

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6ncuv3gewI

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

this isn't howtobasic

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
i enjoy my beer at room temperature

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ASSASSINS! posted:

i enjoy my beer at room temperature

you monster

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i gotta have it boiling hot - nothing like it!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ASSASSINS! posted:

i enjoy my beer at room temperature

well la di da check out mr european footyball over here

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

Mozi posted:

i gotta have it boiling hot - nothing like it!

beer soup hold the cheese

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I put ice cubes in my beer

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
funny i just took one out

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



im also undertaking a beer experiment today. im going to try this horrible new guinness IPA. it has that nitrogen gimmick with a ball rattling inside the can

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

The Goatfather posted:

im also undertaking a beer experiment today. im going to try this horrible new guinness IPA. it has that nitrogen gimmick with a ball rattling inside the can

am i the only guy who doesn't like IPAs? they taste like im gargling an alfalfa field

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A misanthrope posted:

am i the only guy who doesn't like IPAs? they taste like im gargling an alfalfa field

I dislike them immensely

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


A misanthrope posted:

am i the only guy who doesn't like IPAs? they taste like im gargling an alfalfa field

tons of people hate them. Personally I like the ones that taste like metal & flowers eg: Sierra Nevada Torpedo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I dislike them immensely

thank you for your brave admission. people look at me like im nuts when i dis IPAs

for real tho how much hops do you need in your beer guys?

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

A misanthrope posted:

thank you for your brave admission. people look at me like im nuts when i dis IPAs

for real tho how much hops do you need in your beer guys?


IPA's made me HATE craft beer for a really, really long time. ITS GOTTA BE SO GOD drat HOPPY BRO

It's this pissing match dictated by overweight guys in their 30s who traded their fedoras in after college for an Arrogant Bastard Ale hoodie

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

shut up netface posted:

It's this pissing match dictated by overweight guys in their 30s who traded their fedoras in after college for an Arrogant Bastard Ale hoodie

every word of this is 100% accurate. i can picture these people perfectly in my mind and i want them to die

The Blue Pyramid
Mar 1, 2009

:poland: :poland: :poland:
Kiepski to nie
kaktus;
Pić musi!

:poland: :poland: :poland:

The Goatfather posted:

im also undertaking a beer experiment today. im going to try this horrible new guinness IPA. it has that nitrogen gimmick with a ball rattling inside the can

I dunno if I got a bad six pack but the Guinness nitro IPA is flat. Like it might have a couple bubbles but otherwise no carbonation. And it's in no way shape or form an IPA, more like a lager with hops as an afterthought.

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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Real Talk: take a damp cloth and wrap it around the beer, then put the beer in the ice box. It will be super chill in about 4-5 minutes. SCIENCE?

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