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Sabriel posted:i was gonna bring the fucks yeah gramma pass the pills 
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Nov 26, 2015 16:51
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A misanthrope posted:lemme just pop the turkey in herOHGOD IM ON FIRE *shouting from inside* Remember to turn off the flame before you put the turkey in the oil, Uncle Bill!
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Nov 26, 2015 16:55
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texaholic posted:Currently IRL right now watching the parade with my black lab. My dad keeps making the joke blacklabs matter then the other dog says all labs matter. Wondering when it is appropriate to start drinking pretty sure it is Mexican standoff between my uncle and aunt. it's appropriate to start drinking ----------------
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Nov 26, 2015 16:55
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I'm thankful for video games and anime
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:*shouting from inside* *uncle bill is a smoking, twitching pile on the lawn is the turkey ruined??!
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Nov 26, 2015 16:59
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just made beef noodles for breakfast. currently drinking through a $10 12 pack of becks (black friday i guess) . smoked a pinner, debating vidya, probably go see family later.
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Nov 26, 2015 17:04
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A misanthrope posted:*uncle bill is a smoking, twitching pile on the lawn GODDAMN IT BILL THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU RUIN THANKSGIVING
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Nov 26, 2015 17:05
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Hey mom and dad, have you ever heard of someone named Bernie Sanders?
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*once again, brings the same burnt-crust, runny-filling pumpkin pie because everyone is too nice to criticize, and then no one eats it because "oops, I ate so much and so fast that I don't possibly have room for dessert!"* Also, lite cool whip because calories... ContraBoss fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Nov 26, 2015 17:12
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dead? on thanksgiving?? i suspect...fowl play
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Nov 26, 2015 17:15
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you could say it's a...thankskilling!! 
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Nov 26, 2015 17:20
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closeted republican posted:Hey mom and dad, have you ever heard of someone named Bernie Sanders? Everyone should play the recent Bernie sanders democratic socialism speech if you don't then you deserve president trump you weakling
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Nov 26, 2015 17:33
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*smiling at the big lovely fam we've gathered here today and drinking spiked gravy* were gonna start passing out the dealz newspaper ads. whose going to best buy with me lol e: they open tonight at six
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Nov 26, 2015 17:33
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Dgsw please pass the 5 guys. DGSW PLEASE PASS THE 5 GUYS.
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Nov 26, 2015 17:40
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Thunder Moose posted:Dgsw please pass the 5 guys. still waiting for that fav drunk and nude uncle of ours to turn up
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Nov 26, 2015 17:42
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no no, please, let uncle parkinsons carve the turkey, it's all he has
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Nov 26, 2015 17:44
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somuch_gravy posted:still waiting for that fav drunk and nude uncle of ours to turn up Remember, if you go to a thanksgiving diner and you can't spot the drunk and nude uncle, that means it's you.
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Nov 26, 2015 17:44
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*Takes a drink whenever Politics, religion, money or anyone complains* *Is passed out by 2pm*
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Nov 26, 2015 17:46
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eating from a bowl of halloween candy thats still out and full
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Nov 26, 2015 17:47
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Nov 26, 2015 17:50
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*slowly slides beneath the table* "Gobble gobble"
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Nov 26, 2015 17:58
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if this gonna be that kinda party I'm gunna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
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Nov 26, 2015 18:02
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Son of Rodney posted:*slowly slides beneath the table* Oh god damnit 
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Nov 26, 2015 18:02
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i'll be sitting ewith the other males in t he tv room wordlessly watching FOOTBALL women can stay in the kitchen
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Nov 26, 2015 18:08
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Seriously surprised no one has said im gay yet?
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Nov 26, 2015 18:10
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*sits outside in car too socially anxious to even go in with the other goonlords* *eats ketchup packet mixed with relish*
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Nov 26, 2015 18:12
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can someone pass me the fresh cut up vegetables with the dip no wait what is this poo poo just ranch dressing? gently caress you
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Nov 26, 2015 18:14
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texaholic posted:Seriously surprised no one has said im gay yet? No one comes out on Thanksgiving, you just get stuffed.
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Nov 26, 2015 18:15
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Drinking beer and chain smoking, keep me away from teh food
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Nov 26, 2015 18:18
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happy thanksdgiveng guys. i brought some apple cider. some fresh rolls. pumpkin pies. gl hf
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Nov 26, 2015 18:20
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*walks in the door pale and shaking, sweating despite it being 30 degrees outside* e-excuse me... where is the bathroom?
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Nov 26, 2015 18:21
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*listens to spinster aunt talk about her fifteen cats for hours*
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Nov 26, 2015 18:23
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*sits at kids table* "You gonna eat that?" pointing to children's plates even though I'm already p full.
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Nov 26, 2015 18:31
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*farts* DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING!!!!!!!!
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Nov 26, 2015 18:32
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texaholic posted:Seriously surprised no one has said im gay yet? No one cares anymore, you'd get a bigger reaction if you announced you were straight.
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Nov 26, 2015 18:33
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I'm here! I brought a giant bowl of stuffing and I'm growling at anyone who moves slightly towards me as I eat it.
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Nov 26, 2015 18:33
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Who the gently caress invited Jon Pop?
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Nov 26, 2015 18:35
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"Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend Greg and we met on the SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS"
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