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Flesh Forge posted:I could show those old boys a thing or two about advanced masturbation techniques
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I play this scenario in my head but with characters from lord of the rings.
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hemophilia posted:Uh, we arent talking about cro-magnon people here. Most societies that were advanced enough to have permanent settlements could probably be counted on to cook clean food. Yeah, i guess that's true enough. The hardest part would probably be actually getting food for myself. I'm sure people wouldn't exactly jump at the idea of sharing a meal with the spooky potential wizard/heathen that appeared from nowhere.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:14
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I travel to 1AD japan and become apprentice to a master calligrapher who is trying to invent sexy drawings to jack off to. Together, Animesu Mangaru and I change the course of history.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:22
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numberoneposter posted:the rustiest trombone I was gonna start with something basic like the French Grip because France isn't invented yet but ok maybe they could handle that
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Nov 27, 2015 03:24
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Flesh Forge posted:I could show those old boys a thing or two about advanced masturbation techniques im afraid the greeks of 1AD were far more advanced than us in this area
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Nov 27, 2015 03:26
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Oh no I was gonna go to England 
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Nov 27, 2015 03:27
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Flesh Forge posted:Oh no I was gonna go to England ok enjoy getting eaten by druids
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Nov 27, 2015 03:27
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Stick to the places with a written history at the time. The concept of barbarians is mostly Romans being xenophobic ignorant putos but for real the celts and many german tribes did some heinous poo poo. North Africa and hispania were pretty bad too.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:29
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Rutibex posted:ok enjoy getting eaten by druids 
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Nov 27, 2015 03:30
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Methanar posted:I think I could do fairly well. I can calculate 2D motion physics, do grade 12 level trigonometry, understand quite a few chemistry principles, can do basic calculus and know a few random scientific constants. look at loving harvard over here trying to show off
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Nov 27, 2015 04:14
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chaosbreather posted:I think about this all the time, I would love to see a show where people go back in time and explain technology to people back in time or bring them forward in time and just freak them out with all the insane magic we can do on a day to day basis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAurGIs0lo4
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Nov 27, 2015 04:15
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people from most ages before 100 years ago would find us physically weak, spiritually empty, and absolutely useless as gently caress irl they would steal our shoes tho
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Nov 27, 2015 04:23
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chaosbreather posted:I think about this all the time, I would love to see a show where people go back in time and explain technology to people back in time or bring them forward in time and just freak them out with all the insane magic we can do on a day to day basis. poo poo, I thought I was the only one who did this.
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Nov 27, 2015 04:25
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I would be taller then everybody else so maybe become a warrior or maybe an outlaw. then I would invent the printing press and write an essay about gender equality.
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Nov 27, 2015 04:31
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Zombiepop posted:I would be taller then everybody else so maybe become a warrior or maybe an outlaw. then I would invent the printing press and write an essay about gender equality. i'm going to assume you're a fat, pale, hairy goon so best case scenario someone mistakes you for a bear or some kind of magical forest giant and keeps you as a pet instead of slaughtering you
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Nov 27, 2015 04:32
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wrong, im a scandigoon so im tall, lean, fair and good looking. I would probably be an inspiration to hitler further down the timeline. I am hairy tho.
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Nov 27, 2015 04:34
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I would try to reinvent antibiotics, basically by stuffing everyone's spear and sword wounds with rotting bread
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Nov 27, 2015 04:34
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"No dude wait wait this will help"
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Nov 27, 2015 04:35
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You could tell them what to do with sulpur, saltpetre and charcoal. You could tell them that the stars are distant suns. You could tell them about a distant land beyond the Straits of Gibraltar. Or maybe you could just show them how to make a sandwich.
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Fairly passive posted:You could tell them what to do with sulpur, saltpetre and charcoal. "Sulphur is really good for making people think u farted lol" "Saltpeter makes your Mister Stiffy relax" "Charcoal is v good for making hamburgers"
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Nov 27, 2015 04:40
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Fairly passive posted:You could tell them what to do with sulpur, saltpetre and charcoal. You could tell them that the stars are distant suns. You could tell them about a distant land beyond the Straits of Gibraltar. Or maybe you could just show them how to make a sandwich. A really drat good sandwich.
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Nov 27, 2015 04:41
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Isaac posted:I travel to 1AD japan and become apprentice to a master calligrapher who is trying to invent sexy drawings to jack off to. Together, Animesu Mangaru and I change the course of history. You already did: 
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Nov 27, 2015 04:42
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id invent the first beyblade
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Nov 27, 2015 04:45
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Nanomashoes posted:You already did:  
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Nov 27, 2015 04:53
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Nanomashoes posted:You already did: welcome to my time line
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Nov 27, 2015 04:58
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where am i going in TYOOL? if it is anywhere in the Roman Empire i'd have a decent shot since i know enough Latin to half-rear end my way through a convo edit: I suppose i would make my way to Nazareth and watch Jesus from the shadows for 30 years, then try to prevent his execution. i would be very curious to see how this hosed with history
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Nov 27, 2015 05:27
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Zippy the Bummer posted:where am i going in TYOOL? if it is anywhere in the Roman Empire i'd have a decent shot since i know enough Latin to half-rear end my way through a convo You know enough official latin, but you dont' know vulgar latin and you would be seen as a weird pasty loving barbarian dork who talks weird
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Nov 27, 2015 05:30
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i found ur scrolls, OP
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Nov 27, 2015 05:33
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i'll pose as a gaul
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Nov 27, 2015 05:34
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Zippy the Bummer posted:edit: I suppose i would make my way to Nazareth and watch Jesus from the shadows for 30 years, then try to prevent his execution. i would be very curious to see how this hosed with history Much easier would be to jump in right before the Romans take him, stab him in the heart and scream HAIL SATAN
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Nov 27, 2015 05:34
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What if i saw this on the 3rd page?
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Nov 27, 2015 05:48
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Hope you like poverty, loser
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Nov 27, 2015 05:49
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Flesh Forge posted:Hope you like poverty, loser I'm already there I guess. So no I don't like it
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Nov 27, 2015 05:50
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So am I, but I for one welcome our capitalist ghost overlords
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Nov 27, 2015 05:51
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Zippy the Bummer posted:edit: I suppose i would make my way to Nazareth and watch Jesus from the shadows for 30 years, then try to prevent his execution. i would be very curious to see how this hosed with history im pretty sure that would drat the souls of all humanity for eternity (except maybe jews?)
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Nov 27, 2015 05:56
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But what would Plan B do?
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Nov 27, 2015 06:18
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I'd go back to just before Adam and Eve were offered the forbidden fruit and pick all the apples off the trees and hide them. NOW WHAT, MOTHERFUCKERS?
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Why don't you just eat all the apples, sure you'd have the shits for a few days but you'd be super smart and really healthy
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