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"hello police well see my brother is here and he's intoxicated and he keeps touching my stuff and im afraid he's probably going to do it again in two weeks, can you arrest him for being intoxicated while of legal age in his own home? hello? hello?"
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what are cops gonna do the answer is no
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Nov 27, 2015 08:22
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Move out of home.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:23
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I'm not saying I'll call the cops on him for just being a douche, but just when he's blackout drunk and harassing me.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:23
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"hello cops? yes this time he's REALLY drunk and also being a jerk meanyhead poopface!"
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Nov 27, 2015 08:24
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starry skies above posted:I'm not saying I'll call the cops on him for just being a douche, but just when he's blackout drunk and harassing me. you need to have a person to person conversation with your brother about this when there is not an acute crisis situation. communicate with him a time and place to discuss like loving adults, and then have a conversation about what constitutes good behavior and drinking in your home together.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:24
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starry skies above posted:I'm not saying I'll call the cops on him for just being a douche, but just when he's blackout drunk and harassing me. call the cops on yourself for being such an abject loving failure in all aspects of life, hope this helps
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Nov 27, 2015 08:24
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given your life decisions it's a stretch to call your condition "involuntary celibacy," tbqh like you're blaming the ditch just for being there when you cranked the wheel over really hard.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:27
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rabble rabble posted:you need to have a person to person conversation with your brother about this when there is not an acute crisis situation. communicate with him a time and place to discuss like loving adults, and then have a conversation about what constitutes good behavior and drinking in your home together. Nah, just move out. Or smother him to death next time he passes out. Problem solved!
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Nov 27, 2015 08:27
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starry skies above posted:I'm not saying I'll call the cops on him for just being a douche, but just when he's blackout drunk and harassing me. Just record a video of his behavior and show him when he is sober just don't show anyone who,doesn't live with you.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:28
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if you find fully independent living too much of a leap in one go, 30 isn't too old to enlist. join the army, op. plus you can wear the uniform and get "thanks for your service" attention from girls. you can thank me for solving two of your sadsack manbaby problems at once now
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Nov 27, 2015 08:29
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or just move out and toss a match back as you wear sunglasses and poo poo explodes behind you or whatever, just do something to better your situation in all this. take charge of your own life man, it's sad.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:29
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OP you need to relax, I suggest smoking, start with eight packs a day and move up from there
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Nov 27, 2015 08:30
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OP are you Elliott Rodger
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Nov 27, 2015 08:31
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I'm gonna call the cops on my wife for hogging the bedsheets as soon as I get off the phone with the FBI to figure out which of my dogs knocked over the garbage can again
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Nov 27, 2015 08:31
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gently caress no you goddamned pantywaste. Do you want to get someone in your family killed or your brother locked up? The cops aren't loving nannies they are dudes with guns who shoot people and/or lock them up. Deal with your own goddamned poo poo. Jesus Christ. If he harasses you kick him in the loving balls. You waste of life.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:33
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Dear GBS, someone at work drank my Gatorade from the office fridge and the security guy doesn't want to pull the security tapes. Should I bother going to HR or should I take this straight to the company president?
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Nov 27, 2015 08:34
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op how do you get laid when you live in your mommies house does she make snacks and lemonade for when you're done?
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Nov 27, 2015 08:35
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starry skies above posted:He's an alcoholic who frequently comes home drunk (this will happen once every two weeks) Is this a joke?
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Dear GBS, someone at work drank my Gatorade from the office fridge and the security guy doesn't want to pull the security tapes. Should I bother going to HR or should I take this straight to the company president? If this happens frequently then yea, it's an HR issue, dumbass.
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Dear GBS, someone at work drank my Gatorade from the office fridge and the security guy doesn't want to pull the security tapes. Should I bother going to HR or should I take this straight to the company president? uh dude I get what you're going for but stealing Gatorade is loving low man, I need that to get rid of the hangover I get every two weeks starry skies above posted:If this happens frequently then yea, it's an HR issue, dumbass. as opposed to being a drunk rear end in a top hat in your own home, which is not a crime you loving candyass megatard
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Nov 27, 2015 08:38
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op you should check your loins and make sure your mom didn't guilt you out of those too. if you can't find them anymore just let your bro take you and have some fun with your new anatomy ffs otherwise guilt your mom back and ultimatum her on his poo poo making you too nuts to want to bother staying around to pay rent. prep to leave first if you think your dick will fall off halfway through committing to not putting up with the poo poo anymore if she won't take your threat to leave if she doesn't get your bro to can it seriously
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I'm gonna call the cops on my wife for hogging the bedsheets as soon as I get off the phone with the FBI to figure out which of my dogs knocked over the garbage can again
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Nov 27, 2015 08:39
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im 99% sure the op is a troll because lol at the thought of a 30 year old nerdraging virgin living with his mother thinking that somehow his brother is the real issue with his family
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Nov 27, 2015 08:41
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Ryoshi posted:uh dude I get what you're going for but stealing Gatorade is loving low man, I need that to get rid of the hangover I get every two weeks No poo poo that isn't a crime and no where did I suggest I would call the cops on him for being that way -- just for the harrasment, but I understand, reading correctly would have gotten in the way of your giggling and shitposting.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:41
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starry skies above posted:No poo poo that isn't a crime and no where did I suggest I would call the cops on him for being that way -- just for the harrasment, but I understand, reading correctly would have gotten in the way of your giggling and shitposting. nobody who uses a double hyphen like that is going to kick somebody's rear end but you should kick his rear end for stealing your car
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Nov 27, 2015 08:43
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it's not harassment to annoy people, and btw you suck and should die
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starry skies above posted:No poo poo that isn't a crime and no where did I suggest I would call the cops on him for being that way -- just for the harrasment, but I understand, reading correctly would have gotten in the way of your giggling and shitposting. Nah, reading is what lead to all this giggling and poo poo posting. Move out you dork. Or talk to him man to man. I'm still saying move out though.
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Few questions op: Why are you a pussy? Why are you so condecending when you still live at your mom's house? Have you never heard of cops being called to welfare check retards and they kill em? (ud defs die)
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nah, reading is what lead to all this giggling and poo poo posting.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:45
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Hey OP, quit drinking, ok We're worried about you
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Nathilus posted:Few questions op: I come from a culture where it's not really an issue for adults to keep living with their parents and where eagerness to move out is actually pretty alien.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:45
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get drunk with your brother
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starry skies above posted:I come from a culture where it's not really an issue for adults to keep living with their parents and where eagerness to move out is actually pretty alien. i come from a culture where we righteously mock virginal manchildren like you and being such a loser at 30 is actually pretty pathetic
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starry skies above posted:I come from a culture where it's not really an issue for adults to keep living with their parents and where eagerness to move out is actually pretty alien. you can just say you're nonwhite
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Ryoshi posted:im 99% sure the op is a troll because lol at the thought of a 30 year old nerdraging virgin living with his mother thinking that somehow his brother is the real issue with his family Yeah, I posted before I saw this. starry skies above posted:And he's, he just committed grand theft auto, but I wouldn't call the cops on him for that
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you should actually kill him, to teach your sister and mother a lesson
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starry skies above posted:I come from a culture where it's not really an issue for adults to keep living with their parents and where eagerness to move out is actually pretty alien. "brony" is not actually a real culture, sorry to be the one to break it to you.
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Nov 27, 2015 08:48
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op how many people do you think your 28yo sister has banged while you're at home being square? is she hot?
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huskarl_marx posted:you can just say you're nonwhite Not true, italians keep living with their parents too, unless they're not the "proper" type of white in your race obsessed mind
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