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Someone said that this dude had 2000 ad stuff on his website right? Maybe this started out as a more satirical thing like that, but this dude gazed too long into the abyss and forgot that he was joking. Does this dude hate all divers? Or just the recreational diving scum that challenge the authority of the sea patrol? I think in one of the ones posted earlier they're taking out a dude cleaning the bottom of a boat, so I don't know whatt this dude wants. (Besides diver death)
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How have wiki editors not obliterated his dumb, hosed up ray gun article? They're always using a million and one obscure rules to take down other stuff, how has one dude jerking it to third rate 3D-modeled images of his autism fantasy land not gotten his poo poo wrecked with a page like that?
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Dec 26, 2015 18:51
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Like, the concept of ray guns could be actually interesting in some kind of history of literature context, but instead it has V-Gun from the Macross scenario: industrial look and ten thousand worthless lists
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Dec 26, 2015 19:05
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SumYungGui posted:How have wiki editors not obliterated his dumb, hosed up ray gun article? They're always using a million and one obscure rules to take down other stuff, how has one dude jerking it to third rate 3D-modeled images of his autism fantasy land not gotten his poo poo wrecked with a page like that? I imagine they've tried to take it down many, many times. But the SEA PATROL does not give up so easily
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Dec 26, 2015 19:06
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CharlestonJew posted:I imagine they've tried to take it down many, many times. But the SEA PATROL does not give up so easily Routine edit. Some sport divers did not think that we would venture out to the world wide web. but we can get everywhere..
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Dec 26, 2015 19:15
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This fucker is goddamn Henry Darger reborn but instead of little girls with dicks he's obsessed with scuba gear and martial law so really it's an improvement
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Dec 26, 2015 19:17
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What are the odds that he has a SEA PATROL costume in his closet?
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Dec 26, 2015 19:22
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the guy has alternate history the alternote history having changed because some nimbys stopped heathrow airport from being built over their farms 
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Dec 26, 2015 19:26
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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SumYungGui posted:How have wiki editors not obliterated his dumb, hosed up ray gun article? They're always using a million and one obscure rules to take down other stuff, how has one dude jerking it to third rate 3D-modeled images of his autism fantasy land not gotten his poo poo wrecked with a page like that? Because he's one of them
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Dec 26, 2015 19:26
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blugu64 posted:What are the odds that he has a SEA PATROL costume in his closet? he wouldn't dare be in possession of unauthorized diving gear unless he was briefly impounding it before it could be incinerated (while masturbating)
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Dec 26, 2015 19:29
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how long until one of you doofuses touches the poop and makes contact with him how long until him and cwc are sharing a cell
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Dec 26, 2015 19:31
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Luton BSAC won't be stopped!
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Dec 26, 2015 19:35
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Wurzag posted:Luton BSAC won't be stopped! sorry, luton has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, turning it into a glowing crater would be a net improvement to the state of the uk
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Dec 26, 2015 19:37
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Baumann posted:Someone said that this dude had 2000 ad stuff on his website right? Maybe this started out as a more satirical thing like that, but this dude gazed too long into the abyss and forgot that he was joking. That's what I was getting at earlier. There's a disclaimer at the top of the Sea Patrol page warning against authoritarian organizations, too. I'm pretty sure this started out as a scuba Judge Dredd fanfic that went wayyyyy too far.
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Dec 26, 2015 19:54
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even by fanfiction standards it's bad
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Dec 26, 2015 20:01
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blowfish posted:sorry, luton has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, turning it into a glowing crater would be a net improvement to the state of the uk Oh I don't disagree, their scuba club seem to be the arch enemies of the sea patrol for some reason though.
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Dec 26, 2015 20:02
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Professor Shark posted:
I assume this is for recreational jet-packers. Better yet, just scoop divers right out of the water like an eagle and dump them back to base for a good beatdown.
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Dec 26, 2015 20:03
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Wurzag posted:Oh I don't disagree, their scuba club seem to be the arch enemies of the sea patrol for some reason though. it looks like we have stumbled into a perfect solution deploy sea patrol to ltn and broadcast the carnage on bbc
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Dec 26, 2015 20:04
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 In fairness a good way to deal with lawyers/solicitors etc.
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The Ghoul posted:That's what I was getting at earlier. There's a disclaimer at the top of the Sea Patrol page warning against authoritarian organizations, too. I'm pretty sure this started out as a scuba Judge Dredd fanfic that went wayyyyy too far. I think he wishes that recreational diving wasn't a thing and that the Sea Patrol wouldn't be necessary. There are some references to how if only they had banned recreational diving back when the gear was first coming on the market in the 50s, this wouldn't be a problem. It's even more clear if you read the anti-frogman techniques wikipedia article that he wrote, which lays out the whole history for how recreational divers came to be a problem. I think the Sea Patrol story is supposed to be a warning to the scoobydoos - like, we don't want to have to murder you all, but if you don't cut it out, here's what's unfortunately coming your way. He definitely hates recreational divers though, wow. Edit: He definitely also has a thing with the relative merits of boots and running shoes: quote:I remember too well the training and the marching and such like, as any army-type recruit can tell, as we were turned from miscellaneous civilians into a hard efficient patrol and control squad. We learned to keep up all day the standard Sea Patrol hard-marching hobnail-booted jogtrot in step. Many civilians think they are fit because they do a little jogging, usually in those soft light shoes called trainers, but they have not tried 40 miles of it in heavy boots and a thick tough boilersuit and a heavy packful of kit. There was no concession for those of us who had lived in trainers and took badly to heavy strong stiff boots which made a hobnailed marching noise every step. gohuskies fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Dec 26, 2015 |
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Dec 26, 2015 20:21
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sea patrol or frogmen tags?
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Dec 26, 2015 20:25
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If God had wanted us underwater he would have given recreational divers gills.
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Dec 26, 2015 20:28
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Recreational divers seem such a specific subset of people to have a grievance against. Did Jacques Cousteau run over his dog or something when he was a kid?
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Dec 26, 2015 20:30
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This does seem like a particular kind of guy who is really upset about the drat divers/graffiti artists/kids in the square etc. They exist all over the world but especially in the UK.
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Dec 26, 2015 20:55
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This would be somehow less weird if it was fetishy and sexualized
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Dec 26, 2015 20:58
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I think he actually SCUBA dives in real life, too. But not professionally, making him a recreational diver. As everyone knows, recreational divers are a blight on humanity, which is why it's a good thing SEA PATROL is there to dispense of them.
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Dec 26, 2015 21:00
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naem posted:This would be somehow less weird if it was fetishy and sexualized
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I.C. posted:I think he actually SCUBA dives in real life, too. But not professionally, making him a recreational diver. As everyone knows, recreational divers are a blight on humanity, which is why it's a good thing SEA PATROL is there to dispense of them. classic case of self hating diver "yeah you breath that compressed air you filthy animal"
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From the Heathrow alternate history:quote:Time passed. The airport management gradually forgot dreams of great expansion and settled down to a local role, somewhat like Barton Airfield west of Manchester. A few seaplanes landed on the lake. A scuba diving club from Barnet on the north edge of London helped to make a pier in the lake for seaplanes to tie up to: cheaper than commercial divers. A big sudden security takeover and cordoning-off raised old fears got from their fathers, but it was only investigating iron objects that scuba divers and magnetic scans had found in the lake; three large German wartime bombs and a shot-down Messerschmidt were found and removed. Nothing is safe when faced with recreational diving.
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somuch_gravy posted:sea patrol or frogmen tags? I'm definitly on team Recreational Diver naem posted:This would be somehow less weird if it was fetishy and sexualized loving lol if you don't see sexualization in this poo poo- why do you think this thing is GOLD?
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Professor Shark posted:I'm definitly on team Recreational Diver You think you know someone and then they say this...
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Dec 26, 2015 21:15
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Look at this dumb thing I'm doing for fun on vacation: Should I continue? Y/N
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I guess I could see this guy with a wood chipper buying scuba gear to shred dressed in a pressure suit
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Obsurveyor posted:Look at this dumb thing I'm doing for fun on vacation: Make sure to alter every texture so that weird poo poo is written all over them
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CharlestonJew posted:Make sure to alter every texture so that weird poo poo is written all over them Weird thing is that all his included "texture maps" are just UV map templates to paint the textures. He must have added color in some Poser specific file for his screenshots. I don't know how to import that into Blender(if I even can). The simplicity is what makes it so funny though, so I'll probably just re-texture them myself to look like the screenshots. I have to decide if the player is going to be the recreational diver or the suction dredger sub sucking up recreational divers. If I wanted to get really ambitious, I could try to do an asymmetric multiplayer where one player is the dredger and all the rest of the players are divers. 
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 I can understand the flamethrower and a shovel, but what'd you need a pitchfork for? The Claptain fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Dec 26, 2015 |
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Dec 26, 2015 21:43
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i just dive in the Caribbean for a week or two in the winter, i dont want to die, i just want to look at cool coral and marine life
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Hot Karl Marx posted:i just dive in the Caribbean for a week or two in the winter, i dont want to die, i just want to look at cool coral and marine life This is what the pitchfork is for.
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Pitchforks pick up loose wobbily gear like rebreather hoses and tubes very nicely, and they also puncture wetsuits very easily, making your amateur diver opponent both bleed and get wet.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:i just dive in the Caribbean for a week or two in the winter, i dont want to die, i just want to look at cool coral and marine life You don't even have a license for this. You make a mockery of things that happen underwater. Sick filth, bound for a ray gun 'accident', that's what you are.
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