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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3753897

*HELP SANCTION MMA IN NEW YORK http://www.mmafacts.com



This month we've got a PPV being headlined with possible FOTY, a stacked as gently caress Fight Night card, and a Big FOX card that should (theoretically) have a ton of finishes. Welcome to 2016, ladies and gentlemen.

Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Fabricio Werdum


Light Heavyweight Champion Daniel Cormier


Middleweight Champion Luke Rockhold


Welterweight Champion "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler


Lightweight Champion Rafael dos Anjos


Featherweight Champion "Notorious" Conor McGregor


Bantamweight Champion TJ Dillashaw


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion Holly "The Preacher's Daughter" Holm


Women's Strawweight Champion Joanna Jędrzejczyk

Upcoming Events:
UFC 195t - January 2
UFC Fight Night - January 17
UFC on FOX - January 30

Credible news sources:
http://www.mmabuzzsaw.com/
http://www.mmajunkie.com
http://www.fightopinion.com
http://www.mmapayout.com
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com
Yahoo! Sports MMA
http://www.mmaweekly.com
http://www.mmamania.com
http://www.mmarated.com
http://www.cagepotato.com/
http://www.f4wonline.com/

Other news:
http://www.sherdog.com
http://www.bloodyelbow.com

Other:
Sherdog Fight Finder
Unified rules of MMA
http://www.fightmetric.com
MMA IRC chat room at #mma on SynIRC.net
Welcome to MMA, here's the history of the sport
Comparison of MMA betting lines
Understanding Sports Betting

mewse posted:

If MMA can land a proper new york venue I will eat a hat

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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Condit vs Lawler GDT - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3758370

2015 Year in Review - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758391

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
it is kind of weird not seeing Jose Aldo anymore.

but honestly not as weird as seeing Dominick Cruz again. I totally forgot that fight was even happening.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Pretty stoked for Condit/Lawler, but with my picks not doing well recently I am just rooting for a good month of fights...

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Double posting: Cerrone is getting back in the ring... at 170

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/1/10699858/donald-cerrone-moves-up-to-welterweight-faces-tim-means-in-ufc

quote:

"Cowboy" will move up to welterweight and fight Tim Means in the main event of UFC Fight Night 82 on Feb. 21 in Pittsburgh

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Goddamn Robbie's split lip was gross.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Goddamn Robbie's split lip was gross.

I swear it looks worse every time I see the picture.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

What did Rory hit him with to do that?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

LQ but the scar is pretty big

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
in motion http://imgur.com/ST6S3KS

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

parthenocarpy posted:

What did Rory hit him with to do that?

I went and checked on Fight Pass, it looks like a straight right in the fourth round does it.

Crazy that Robbie could actually do a "you should see the other guy" with that as Rory transformed into the Roswell alien.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Goddamn Robbie's split lip was gross.

It's always worse than I remembered and I remember it being awful in a really pain.jpeg sort of way

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die

Dr. Abysmal posted:

I went and checked on Fight Pass, it looks like a straight right in the fourth round does it.

Crazy that Robbie could actually do a "you should see the other guy" with that as Rory transformed into the Roswell alien.



Everytime i see this i pause for a second and have to tell myself that is not Diego Sanchez

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


The top moments of 2015, according to Florian and Bisping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJLjFTOSitI

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
It's not the full moment, but here's my oft-referenced "funniest thing ever", Dom Cruz winning the Fighter's Only Award for Comeback of the Year (Career)

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

LobsterMobster posted:

It's not the full moment, but here's my oft-referenced "funniest thing ever", Dom Cruz winning the Fighter's Only Award for Comeback of the Year (Career)

Surely a contender

http://i.imgur.com/PRdsdwJ.webm

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Never forget this beautiful moment from 2015.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT_g1CQ2ze8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykR8RZgHZOk

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
still this, sorry

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Flawless transition to full mount, Joe.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Triticum Guzzler posted:

still this, sorry

hell yeah.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Dr. Abysmal posted:

I went and checked on Fight Pass, it looks like a straight right in the fourth round does it.

Crazy that Robbie could actually do a "you should see the other guy" with that as Rory transformed into the Roswell alien.



Every time I see this picture I think about when someone commented that Rory needs to stop eating the booty like groceries

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Triticum Guzzler posted:

still this, sorry

wasnt there a zaromskis gif like this

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

still this, sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFP4vwcTg9E&t=255s
I've watched this video before and was wondering who was fighting since the quality is so poo poo. Shogun/Nog? Also please bring back ref cams. I would sign up for fight pass again if they did.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Seltzer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFP4vwcTg9E&t=255s
I've watched this video before and was wondering who was fighting since the quality is so poo poo. Shogun/Nog? Also please bring back ref cams. I would sign up for fight pass again if they did.

in the video it's shogun/nog, in the gif it's zelg galesic vs makoto takimoto

Ghetto Blaster
Jul 25, 2006

https://instagram.com/p/BABuFMmPA9Q/

This was posted by Dana today, I need context. Does anyone know what's going on?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Ghetto Blaster posted:

https://instagram.com/p/BABuFMmPA9Q/

This was posted by Dana today, I need context. Does anyone know what's going on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsIY-O6Ig1E

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2240343/Play-by-play-from-UK-HARDEST-man-MMA-tournament/?page=1

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
WTF from the site above
"This is the official website of the Mixed Martial Arts llc. Commercial reproduction, distribution or transmission of any part or parts of this website or any information contained therein by any means whatsoever without the prior written permission is not permitted.”"

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
That's a pretty boilerplate disclaimer, don't know why you have a problem with it? :confused:

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

ICHIBAHN posted:

WTF from the site above
"This is the official website of the Mixed Martial Arts llc. Commercial reproduction, distribution or transmission of any part or parts of this website or any information contained therein by any means whatsoever without the prior written permission is not permitted.”"

If you think that's bad then look what's on this very site:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=111029

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Ghetto Blaster posted:

https://instagram.com/p/BABuFMmPA9Q/

This was posted by Dana today, I need context. Does anyone know what's going on?

They had another event last year called Street Kings but it didn't have any costumes and no one cared so they went out of business

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

1st AD posted:

That's a pretty boilerplate disclaimer, don't know why you have a problem with it? :confused:

It's ichibahn

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Newest Embedded is finally up. Starts with Brutal Bob playing golf

e: Joe Duffy is playing cards with his parents in his hotel room. He's the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diTi88kHc1k

EmmyOk fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jan 2, 2016

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Nah my issue is because it's the only thing on the linked page. Doesn't help clarify anything

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
THE MIGHTY MOUSE PIC OH MY GOD

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

maraca85 posted:


@TheNotoriousMMA @arielhelwani @MMAFighting homeboy now has his own beer in ireland

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?
Sugartime Jones

fatherdog posted:

[url=https://twitter.com/maraca85/status/683373111685820416]

I wonder if Boris Becker has a commemorative beer

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
GSP also has his own beer in Canada, it's a double gravity IPA that's 7.8% ABV but there's never been a single recorded instance of anyone blacking out or passing out while drinking it.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Work Friend Keven posted:

GSP also has his own beer in Canada, it's a double gravity IPA that's 7.8% ABV but there's never been a single recorded instance of anyone blacking out or passing out while drinking it.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
Is there any chance at all Wonderboy can defeat Hendricks or should we just resign ourselves to Lawler-Hendricks III/Condit-Hendricks II?

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Wonderboy can kick really well and Hendricks gets super fat, is lazy and struggles to make weight. There's a chance Johny is KO'd I guess, but I'd expect him to lay on Wonderboy for 15 minutes.

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