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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Well poo poo, I guess Arthur Blank has prostate cancer.

http://www.atlantafalcons.com/news/blog/article-1/Statement-From-Arthur-Blank/78a98d89-bca8-45b7-ba5c-bdd8192688ed

gently caress cancer.

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

NickRoweFillea posted:

marlboro camel american spirit pyramid vantage newport benson & hedges lucky strike pall mall morley

that was more difficult than i thought it would be

No Parliament? Get the gently caress outta here...

Spoeank posted:

:lol: Ryan Shazier has never even been so much as fined and Vontaze Burfict has shown that:

Did he get fined for that hit, though? It was pretty poo poo.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Feb 12, 2016

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Azhais posted:

The only thing I own with an NFL player's name on it is some old Bo Jackson action figure

I won't either once I burn my Matt Ryan Jersey, so that I can release it's power into the cosmos and hopefully... have it return in the form of Matt Ryan: Not a poo poo QB.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

What's that horrible stuff that uses horrible mustard horribly?

Alabama, right?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Thought you were gonna post this, but I mean, both are adequate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

17%? Jeb Bush really is out of touch with the American People.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Waroduce posted:

Wow we've hit peak off season like....incredibly quickly this year

It's all downhill from here. Turtles all the way down.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
All of this RG3 talk made this thing I found in the archives relevant:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

whypick1 posted:

Thank you, my phone was being stupid.

HOW DO YOU NOT THROW IT TO ANYONE THERE?!?!?!?!?

What down and distance was it? How much time was on the clock? What was the score?

Jesus Christ, I just saw how open the 1 and 2 were, ffs, take the shot!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting posted:

My attitude re: Lionfish is that you can never trust a fish with a moustache.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Feb 19, 2016

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

"I haven't spent 1 dime of my NFL salary."

"Ohohohohoho, poo poo, nah, nevermind, I paid some couple 10 grand to bang in front of a crowd I was DJing for. Yeah, that was worth every penny."

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

Denver fans that I know tell me without hesitation that Peyton will be remembered forever as a Bronco and will have John Elway do his HoF induction.

lol

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

He claims he's invested every dime and isn't even touching the principle anymore.

I can kinda believe that, since Gronk seems like the dude who still has like three room mates when he's in his late twenties so he can always play some smash with his bros.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Gronk needs to be on a team that's always making headlines.

So basically any NFC:E team, the Pats, or the Packers.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting posted:

You can clone one player in the league and everyone gets one. Who is it?

I'd probably pick Aaron because I hate the have/have not QB situation.

There's like 8 more Gronks, clones notwithstanding.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

PrinceRandom posted:

Dallas Thomas because I want people to be sad

They're forced to be starters right

Why bother cloning him? Just drive to an area Waffle House and throw some pads on the fry cook.

I'm pretty sure a JAG couldn't do worse than Thomas.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Every comment on the Gronk party boat thing is comparing him to Manziel or Newton, saying that he gets special treatment because he's on the Pats/because he's white

Gronks drug-of-choice is working out and drinking when he doesn't have to play tomorrow.

Johnny's drug of choice is drinking no matter the setting or immediate future and cocaine.

Cams drug of choice is himself and winning. If he can't get either, he is kind of a butthead about it.

There's pretty much nothing similar about these 3 individuals except for the fact that they're all headlines stories in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Feb 22, 2016

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mystic Stylez posted:

Gronk is actually Russell Wilson in a suit and stilts

It's actually Wilson riding Brees' shoulders while they both wear a Gronk suit.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Anyone wanna play dota

gently caress dota, get hots

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Rabid Snake posted:

MOBA's bring out the worst out of people. Stay clear.

I see you also played LOL with goons.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
gently caress paying for mmos. Guild wars, Star Trek, and swtor are all free2play

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

fsif posted:

I used to play DOTA but the games were too long so now I play HOTS, yeah.

Welcome to HOTS, where the games are never longer than 20 minutes.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Cool the salary cap is gonna go up another 1.5 mil extra per team beyond what we even thought. Sweet

Cool, now we can unfire Soliai? No?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mystic Stylez posted:

This video is a goddamn piece of art but I was slightly disappointed in the very end when he stopped for a second and said "I will say this right here right the gently caress now" and I was totally expecting a "gently caress CHIP KELLY" outta nowhere :(

Yeah, that would have been better. :smith:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
He was a clutch safety valve for a lot of years, but if he had gone to a pro-bowl, it would have been because a lot of dudes got hurt. He had the numbers a few seasons, '07 and '12 specifically, but he wasn't flashy. He just didn't give up on plays and always found a way to ~eventually~ get open.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kibner posted:

Colston rules and I wish him the best.

*nod*

He was the #1 for a division rival when my franchise was winning a lot of football. I respect the hell him, but I super loving hated that dude; he ALWAYS figured out hot to get open for a clutch play. It never failed.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Feb 23, 2016

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

This man, he lives life on the edge.

If you prank his phone after you found his number on twitter... he will post YOUR number on twitter.

CALL THE POLICE, WHAT?!?!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Kibner posted:

What made it even better was that he wasn't overly fast or quick. He just... leveraged his body well and had great hands.

He never gave up on plays, either. That mother fucker had route trees after his route trees.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I officially want a "WTF is poppin" shirt.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Top Hats Monthly posted:



I want to know the context

The guy who showed up for the India Football League season kick-off.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Jesus Christ, Jacksonville could fit a Franchise QB and 2 first round contracts in their carry-over.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

marauderthirty posted:

:horse: Woke up this morning and remembered my team won the Super Bowl! :horse:

You will also die alone and unloved.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If I'm gonna cheat, I'm gonna be paying on a per bone broken basis :colbert:

You'd be paying out your rear end for shattered hands and feet.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

I would also accept "too fat to get into an elevator."

:lol:, like anyone here believes his weight would keep TRich from getting through an elevator door!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
WTF is this poo poo, just throw bonkers questions at the wall to see how well they think on their feet?

Athanatos posted:

"If you were a kitchen appliance which one would you be?"

LOL at any D Lineman that doesn't "The Fridge"

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

computer parts posted:

The cops hosed up really bad.

Did he get Sefoloshaed?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Clearly Harbaugh has been ignoring his Bengals tape.

I was gonna make a Tonya Harding joke, but I guess these loving yungern' wouldn't get it.

Toilet Mouth posted:

Who has Kaep room? Has anybody made that joke yet?

:golfclap:

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Feb 27, 2016

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ozu posted:

The chop block is already illegal so I assume he means cut block.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/704270419386191872

As a person who constantly mixes that poo poo up...

I was gonna give him a pass, but gently caress him, he gets paid for this crap.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

JT Jag posted:

If true, I'm glad the Jaguars have been phasing away from zone blocking already

*ignites a lighter for what Devonta Freeman's career could have been*

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

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It's just a cap gimmick, guys. Pay him a signing bonus and spread it over X years to make room for free agents this season. I sincerely doubt he's playing football in 2019.

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