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Well poo poo, I guess Arthur Blank has prostate cancer. http://www.atlantafalcons.com/news/blog/article-1/Statement-From-Arthur-Blank/78a98d89-bca8-45b7-ba5c-bdd8192688ed gently caress cancer.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 21:22 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 04:04 |
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NickRoweFillea posted:marlboro camel american spirit pyramid vantage newport benson & hedges lucky strike pall mall morley No Parliament? Get the gently caress outta here... Spoeank posted:Ryan Shazier has never even been so much as fined and Vontaze Burfict has shown that: Did he get fined for that hit, though? It was pretty poo poo. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Feb 12, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 13:48 |
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Azhais posted:The only thing I own with an NFL player's name on it is some old Bo Jackson action figure I won't either once I burn my Matt Ryan Jersey, so that I can release it's power into the cosmos and hopefully... have it return in the form of Matt Ryan: Not a poo poo QB.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 19:37 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:What's that horrible stuff that uses horrible mustard horribly? Alabama, right?
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 13:36 |
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marauderthirty posted:My reaction to mayo bbq sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQEkTYQxeSU&t=1m23s Thought you were gonna post this, but I mean, both are adequate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 17:03 |
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17%? Jeb Bush really is out of touch with the American People.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 17:56 |
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Waroduce posted:Wow we've hit peak off season like....incredibly quickly this year It's all downhill from here. Turtles all the way down.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 19:54 |
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All of this RG3 talk made this thing I found in the archives relevant:
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 02:04 |
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whypick1 posted:Thank you, my phone was being stupid. What down and distance was it? How much time was on the clock? What was the score? Jesus Christ, I just saw how open the 1 and 2 were, ffs, take the shot!
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 22:09 |
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Eifert Posting posted:My attitude re: Lionfish is that you can never trust a fish with a moustache. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Feb 19, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 16:52 |
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"I haven't spent 1 dime of my NFL salary." "Ohohohohoho, poo poo, nah, nevermind, I paid some couple 10 grand to bang in front of a crowd I was DJing for. Yeah, that was worth every penny."
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 04:38 |
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Ross Angeles posted:Denver fans that I know tell me without hesitation that Peyton will be remembered forever as a Bronco and will have John Elway do his HoF induction. lol
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 14:31 |
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FizFashizzle posted:He claims he's invested every dime and isn't even touching the principle anymore.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 16:41 |
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Gronk needs to be on a team that's always making headlines. So basically any NFC:E team, the Pats, or the Packers.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 17:24 |
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Eifert Posting posted:You can clone one player in the league and everyone gets one. Who is it? There's like 8 more Gronks, clones notwithstanding.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 18:22 |
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PrinceRandom posted:Dallas Thomas because I want people to be sad Why bother cloning him? Just drive to an area Waffle House and throw some pads on the fry cook. I'm pretty sure a JAG couldn't do worse than Thomas.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 18:37 |
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Every comment on the Gronk party boat thing is comparing him to Manziel or Newton, saying that he gets special treatment because he's on the Pats/because he's white Gronks drug-of-choice is working out and drinking when he doesn't have to play tomorrow. Johnny's drug of choice is drinking no matter the setting or immediate future and cocaine. Cams drug of choice is himself and winning. If he can't get either, he is kind of a butthead about it. There's pretty much nothing similar about these 3 individuals except for the fact that they're all headlines stories in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Feb 22, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 19:50 |
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Mystic Stylez posted:Gronk is actually Russell Wilson in a suit and stilts It's actually Wilson riding Brees' shoulders while they both wear a Gronk suit.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 23:29 |
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FizFashizzle posted:Anyone wanna play dota gently caress dota, get hots
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 00:15 |
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Rabid Snake posted:MOBA's bring out the worst out of people. Stay clear. I see you also played LOL with goons.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 01:14 |
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gently caress paying for mmos. Guild wars, Star Trek, and swtor are all free2play
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 02:39 |
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fsif posted:I used to play DOTA but the games were too long so now I play HOTS, yeah. Welcome to HOTS, where the games are never longer than 20 minutes.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 03:41 |
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Cool the salary cap is gonna go up another 1.5 mil extra per team beyond what we even thought. Sweet Cool, now we can unfire Soliai? No?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 03:55 |
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Mystic Stylez posted:This video is a goddamn piece of art but I was slightly disappointed in the very end when he stopped for a second and said "I will say this right here right the gently caress now" and I was totally expecting a "gently caress CHIP KELLY" outta nowhere Yeah, that would have been better.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 16:34 |
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He was a clutch safety valve for a lot of years, but if he had gone to a pro-bowl, it would have been because a lot of dudes got hurt. He had the numbers a few seasons, '07 and '12 specifically, but he wasn't flashy. He just didn't give up on plays and always found a way to ~eventually~ get open.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 22:23 |
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Kibner posted:Colston rules and I wish him the best. *nod* He was the #1 for a division rival when my franchise was winning a lot of football. I respect the hell him, but I super loving hated that dude; he ALWAYS figured out hot to get open for a clutch play. It never failed. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Feb 23, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 23:10 |
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This man, he lives life on the edge. If you prank his phone after you found his number on twitter... he will post YOUR number on twitter. CALL THE POLICE, WHAT?!?!
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 01:28 |
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Kibner posted:What made it even better was that he wasn't overly fast or quick. He just... leveraged his body well and had great hands. He never gave up on plays, either. That mother fucker had route trees after his route trees.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 01:40 |
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I officially want a "WTF is poppin" shirt.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 02:07 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:
The guy who showed up for the India Football League season kick-off.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 15:03 |
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Jesus Christ, Jacksonville could fit a Franchise QB and 2 first round contracts in their carry-over.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 15:51 |
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marauderthirty posted:Woke up this morning and remembered my team won the Super Bowl! You will also die alone and unloved.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 16:38 |
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:If I'm gonna cheat, I'm gonna be paying on a per bone broken basis You'd be paying out your rear end for shattered hands and feet.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 21:59 |
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Codependent Poster posted:I would also accept "too fat to get into an elevator." , like anyone here believes his weight would keep TRich from getting through an elevator door!
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 22:39 |
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WTF is this poo poo, just throw bonkers questions at the wall to see how well they think on their feet?Athanatos posted:"If you were a kitchen appliance which one would you be?" LOL at any D Lineman that doesn't "The Fridge"
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 22:59 |
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computer parts posted:The cops hosed up really bad. Did he get Sefoloshaed?
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 02:44 |
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Clearly Harbaugh has been ignoring his Bengals tape. I was gonna make a Tonya Harding joke, but I guess these loving yungern' wouldn't get it. Toilet Mouth posted:Who has Kaep room? Has anybody made that joke yet? Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Feb 27, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 16:26 |
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Ozu posted:The chop block is already illegal so I assume he means cut block. As a person who constantly mixes that poo poo up... I was gonna give him a pass, but gently caress him, he gets paid for this crap.
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 14:45 |
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JT Jag posted:If true, I'm glad the Jaguars have been phasing away from zone blocking already *ignites a lighter for what Devonta Freeman's career could have been*
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 15:55 |
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It's just a cap gimmick, guys. Pay him a signing bonus and spread it over X years to make room for free agents this season. I sincerely doubt he's playing football in 2019.
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 18:39 |