Nooner posted:

lol you got in trouble like a dummy. I never got in trouble in highschool even though i was a badass rebel and wore a leather jacket and smoked cigarettes. (4.0 senior year tho, despite two truancy letters sent home buddy )

MiracleWhale posted:

same. like a woman, i pee out of my butt

Nooner posted:

I never got in trouble in highschool even though i was a badass rebel and wore a leather jacket and smoked cigarettes. (4.0 senior year tho, despite two truancy letters sent home buddy )

counterfeitsaint posted:

You are now a sex offender.

Zzulu posted:

Node posted:

Women are absolutely disgusting creatures.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Imagine how nasty it would be if dudes bled out of their dixks every month

Shaquin posted:

I think a lot of women have poo poo anxiety and will avoid public making GBS threads at all costs. Unless they are somewhere where they let their hair down like a bar or a club and then the womens room is usually a foul pit from which you could likely spawn some sort of goblin ala Saruman and the Uruk Hai

Nooner posted:

north dakota passed a law that trans* people cant use bathrooms anymore. like either one they said "No Peg" now they gotta peepee and doodoo in the woods

Casimir Radon posted:

JC, stay out of the ladies restroom. It embarrassed the company more than it does you.

ElectricSheep posted:

there's only four single-toilet co-ed bathrooms at my primarily woman-staffed place of work and op is wrong, women gently caress up bathrooms something fierce

twice in two years my boss has had to address bathroom cleanliness in meetings because women are hoversquat-pissers so they splash all over, plus we've specifically had to be addressed about not flushing tampons down the toilet which is now on a handy, hard-to-miss sign above all four toilets in a workplace of 68 people

Node posted:

*sniffs a discarded tampon*

What a shame.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Don't know how I handle accidentally seeing my black boss's anaconda schlong.

ChrisHansen posted:

I am pooping right now but it's one of those bathroom entrances that don't have doors, just little hallways for men and women and I can hear ladies having a conversation as I pinch a loaf

the great deceiver posted:

a couple weeks ago they just posted signs in the mens room telling us not to flush tampons, i'm not sure how to feel about that

ContraBoss posted:

Everything come out alright?

the great deceiver posted:

a couple weeks ago they just posted signs in the mens room telling us not to flush tampons, i'm not sure how to feel about that

I hate yankees posted:

we had a serial floor pisser in the men's bathroom at my work. i work on the floor with the main break/lunch area for the entire company so if you don't use the bathroom before 11 in the morning, then you better go to a different floor. anytime after that, there would usually literal lake of piss or someone just painting the walls in the stall with their piss.

it got so bad the svp of hr had to come talk to all the managers on the floor to let us know to be on the look out for anyone who may be contributing to the "declining cleanliness". hr even put up a sign that have a sanitation rating for the bathroom. it was scored low. at the height of the serial pisser problem, the cleaning lady had to clean that bathroom no less than 4 times in the afternoon. i felt bad when she rolled up to the bathroom with the mop each day.

MiracleWhale posted:

lol if you ain't bleeding from your rear end in a top hat 24/7

Node posted:

Bleeding buttholes means you're doing a good job wiping thoroughly, and not being a filthy savage walking around with diseased coprolite sticking to the hairs of your inner anus.

mdm posted:

p...pics?

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Just estimating really. You know how the size of your dick kind of corresponds to how deep of a "pouring" sound the toilet makes when you piss? Well his sounds like he's straight up pouring a goddamn Gatorade cooler into the toilet like its a football coach after the championship or something.

MiracleWhale posted:

i'm pretty sure what you're hearing is the size of the hole, this guy is loose as a goose

mdm posted:

this is right, the sound one should be hearing would be the result of the lack of distance between the penis and the toilet water, not the volume of the piss

carrion kit posted:

this reads like a long ruminated thought from a small dick haver

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

there's literally no better experience than sitting in a men's room stall and listening to the guy in the next one over breathing loudly while he shits.

ElectricSheep posted:

boss is also a woman though?

Zyklon B Zombie posted:

For a while someone at my work was making GBS threads in the urinals, which is pretty ballsy considering how high-traffic the bathrooms there are.

Al Cowens posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B14RMgR1pys&t=64s