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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
woke up early and drove an hour to get to my office just to find out we are closed and working from home today and no one told me lol.

have YOU ever been owned IRL?


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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
sandwich

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
So I take you work from home OP?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
As I exclusively interact with Richard Dawkins IRL, I have never been owned, as owning another human being is against his code.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

it took me 95 minutes to get to work so i didnt go

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

So I take you work from home OP?

I am today but normally no I work in Hollywood

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
wahhh wahhh wahh im a big dumb baby who complains about working from home go piss up a rope nooner

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You commute 2 hours every day? That's rough.Been there.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Iron Prince posted:

wahhh wahhh wahh im a big dumb baby who complains about working from home go piss up a rope nooner

working from home is good I just wish someone told me before I had to spend 1.5 hours driving to office and back

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

one time I went to school like normal but then realised I wasnt wearing any pants! imagine the embarrassment!

all i can do now is accept that i'll forever be known as the loving retarded kid

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ya lol this one time i went through a year long court battle and at the end they declared me not guilty but then the bailiff came and put me in jail and i have been there ever since. i dunno what happened tbh even my attorny was laughing her butt off and wouldn't tell me what was going on!

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I was born, op.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Iron Prince posted:

wahhh wahhh wahh im a big dumb baby who complains about working from home go piss up a rope nooner

i want to try pissing up a rope do you have any videos of someone doing it, do you use the piss to climb the rope?

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
I was driving to work and this teen in the car next to me gave me the finger. I was owned for the entire day after that.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
i laid in bed awake from like 11pm to 2am and then i woke up at 5:30am and laid in bed awake until 7:45 when i had to go to work lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

i laid in bed awake from like 11pm to 2am and then i woke up at 5:30am and laid in bed awake until 7:45 when i had to go to work lol

this is the worst Ive had that happen sometimes

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
there are no victims only volunteers

shutup and consider it a learning experience

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The worst owning I ever received was self inflicted.

I joined the Army.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I want to own my very own Nooner some day C:

He works in Hollywood so he's gotta be very pretty

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Nooner posted:


have YOU ever been owned IRL?

No, slavery ended centuries ago.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I was walking to the bus stop to get to class, when I realized I forgot my phone. I went back to my room to get it, but missed the bus!
totally owned irl

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
i drove to work but realised i left my pass at home so I drove back to home to get it then back to work but THERE WERE NO GODDAM PARKING SPACED LEFT. It really boiled my piss.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

someone called me white and i was triggered, for you see, i am actually transracial

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


big shags posted:

one time I went to school like normal but then realised I wasnt wearing any pants! imagine the embarrassment!

all i can do now is accept that i'll forever be known as the loving retarded kid

Home schooling can be really hard sometimes.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
an hour commute haah LA loving blows

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
payback for not coming in at all that other week

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several friends
Apr 7, 2015

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Home schooling can be really hard sometimes.

looks like I got owned IRL today too

E: what does IRL even mean

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

symbolic posted:

someone called me white and i was triggered, for you see, i am actually transracial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkrHYHqChlI

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

good band, good song, 8.5/10

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
hosed up if people make you work at all. I just go to an office and look at the Internet and they keep sending me pay checks

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
myg0t owns me

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
lol my commute is exactly 6 minutes, eat poo poo nerds.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The office is closed but they make you work anyway?

Isn't that illegal

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
sometimes I forget to go to work and no one calls me out on it or gets me in trouble. is that getting owned irl?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a crow bit my dick off and flew away while i was taking my morning coffee on the veranda so plz dont talk to me about your problems :(

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Ein cooler Typ posted:

The office is closed but they make you work anyway?

Isn't that illegal

In the era of contract labor does anyone really know what is and isn't "legal" anymore?

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you commute 2 hours a day and work in an office, sounds like u get owned eveery day nooner

titanium
Mar 11, 2004

NONE SHALL PASS!
The stuff I own apparently owns me so I guess the answer to your Q is yes OP.

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gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
Electricity was out when I got to work today. Boss suggested we could work from home if we wanted. I said I'd leave if the power didn't come back on by 10:00 am. It came on at a quarter 'til so now I'm stuck here like some kinda caged animal. Perhaps a puma, or a leopard.

Something with teeth and claws.

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