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Shaquin
May 12, 2007

dog buttz posted:

Talking about PMS is a microaggression

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

When I was
A young goon
MY GIRLFRIEND
took me into the forums
to see the platinum band
I said I would
Never spend
More than 10
dollars on a forum
So a rival thread was planned

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I was stripped of all titles and privileges in the ban me thread. Since then I've become a GGTOW and lead a life of quiet contemplation in a shack in a bog.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I want in on some of that bog action

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Zzulu posted:

I want in on some of that bog action

Dont you get enough of that in the suomi thread

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
all these poor members are no match for our grenades.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I did not know the grenade thing meant plat.

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:

I did not know the grenade thing meant plat.

typical ignorant plat haver

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Bitter Mushroom posted:

typical ignorant plat haver

tch, of course, unaware of their own plat privilege

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
you guys should just look through archives for more examples

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
pm me when you find them

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
With the little gay grenade comes little gay responsibility. A report button is a terrible thing to weild.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

The wall just got another ten feet higher, non-plats.

Don't make me have to come in here AGAIN!

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Pershing posted:

The wall just got another ten feet higher, non-plats.

Don't make me have to come in here AGAIN!

Thank you, general.

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
All these nonplats need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I'm plat and all I started out with was a million dollar loan from my dad.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
platcru, checking in.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
why would i get plat, who would want to PM me anyway

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Ahundredbux posted:

why would i get plat, who would want to PM me anyway

:nyoron: I would PM you pictures of my beef whistle :nyoron:

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Wha...?

Oh dear, Martha. You and Bruce get behind me.

I fear we may have wandered down the wrong alleyway...

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Ahundredbux posted:

why would i get plat, who would want to PM me anyway

besides 6 PMs from jastiger my entire inbox is just about fantasy football stuff :c00l:

THIS COULD BE YOU

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Marshall Louis posted:

All these nonplats need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I'm plat and all I started out with was a million dollar loan from my dad.

Only a million? My God, how did even manage to tip your doorman?


Good show pulling yourself out of the gutter!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I had plat once it wasn't all it's cracked up to be

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Who wants to receive a PM from a goon? It's bad enough coming here and reading this crap as it is.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Zzulu posted:

:nyoron: I would PM you pictures of my beef whistle :nyoron:

but you dont hav e it either?!

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
the last time I heard about this shithole, OP reported it for being dumb.

either he's staying true to his word and getting rid of it...or we may have a traitor in our gang.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

vols bitch posted:

besides 6 PMs from jastiger my entire inbox is just about fantasy football stuff :c00l:

THIS COULD BE YOU

what would you like to get?

i could send you something

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Ahundredbux posted:

but you dont hav e it either?!

omg

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

sup poors, bowing to your betters yet

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Eat the plats

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Dear non-plats, instead of wasting your money on Chinese hover boards, buy plat from dear richard. It's the only way to still get indulgences to get into heaven. Thank you and God bless!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
we already did this it wasn't a great success.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Hogge Wild posted:

what would you like to get?

i could send you something

fantasy football related material tia

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ahundredbux posted:

I farted and it smelled bad

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

NO THIS WAS FOR US
AT LEAST GIVE US THIS


you missed out on free platinum accounts. Yesterday

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Mar 6, 2016

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Skypizza posted:

I made $4 today drawing avatars for people, if I had a plat it would have been much easier with the PM system, but who cares.

one could say with PMs you might have made $20+ dollars Almost like it could have paid for itself.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

vols bitch posted:

fantasy football related material tia

sent

Eggsucker
May 27, 2005
i had an account that had plat once but then it got banned but this was my original profile and i bought it and it got banned too but then i got it unbanned so now i dont have plat anymore but i have my old account back so thats pretty cool i guess how are you?

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=91&perpage=40#post444280066

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818944&pagenumber=196&perpage=40#post472627338

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788178&pagenumber=405&perpage=40#post474195694

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831643&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post475694634

Eggsucker posted:

i had an account that had plat once but then it got banned but this was my original profile and i bought it and it got banned too but then i got it unbanned so now i dont have plat anymore but i have my old account back so thats pretty cool i guess how are you?

poast the image again

Eggsucker
May 27, 2005

Bitter Mushroom posted:

poast the image again




it was an MSpainted picture of a naked lady pooping on lowtax with some birds and stuff in the background. its saved on another hdd somewhere but i dont have it.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

*silently raises fist, lowers head*

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

that was not work safe friend :shibe:

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