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Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
I ordered them off a Chinese mega deal site and they arrived today, they are amazing but WTF are they from or for??

The site offers no clue.
http://www.everbuying.net/product532176.html



They have lil butts



TIA Goons, you're my only hope.

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lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Rejected Pikmins?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
They are clearly heads of their corporation

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i wish you were dead

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
they go in your rear end

Svdl
May 9, 2006

Around the world

Rondette posted:

I ordered them
why?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
would that you were dead

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

would that you were dead

more literary tbs

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

they are great i like them and want some too pls link the site and how much money it costs to purchase them froem this site and what the postage and handling is thank you inad

edit3: they are like hey. hey i am choinese lets have some fun together. hey

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I like the mushroom one.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


butt plugs obv

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like the flower one. no i like the frilly ear one. no i! i like th e black one! op how much to order just one

edit i like the big head black one. op how much and where fro,m

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Shaquin posted:

they go in your rear end

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



they're called "crazy bones' from the 1990s

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



u give one to ur true love and keep the other 9 and make out w them at the same time when u are separated by land and sea and they say (chinese mysticism) that it feels like u r really kissing each other

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

social vegan posted:

u give one to ur true love and keep the other 9 and make out w them at the same time when u are separated by land and sea and they say (chinese mysticism) that it feels like u r really kissing each other

op how much for all 10

social vega what is your addres

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
seriously why did yo buy these? you understand you are probably the only person in all of america who purcahsed that dumb poo poo right? the dude in china went :stare:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lonesomedwarf posted:

op how much for all 10

social vega what is your addres

1 north pole street
H0H 0H0

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

lonesomedwarf posted:

op how much for all 10

social vega what is your addres

its a trick hes gonna have you kiss the oneand rub his dick on teh 9

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

seriously why did yo buy these? you understand you are probably the only person in all of america who purcahsed that dumb poo poo right? the dude in china went :stare:

yes im sure the chinaman is very incredulous at the american taste for tacky cheap poo poo made in his country

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Shaquin posted:

its a trick hes gonna have you kiss the oneand rub his dick on teh 9

shut up dude ugha everytime when will i find the true love that pierces the moonlight i am the one called sailor moon

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
love is a battelfield...

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Shaquin posted:

they go in your rear end

Honestly my first thought as well. From China? They go in your butt.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

LadyAmbien posted:

Honestly my first thought as well. From China? They go in your butt.

but... but poop comes from there??

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
There was a thing in the 70s called matchbox babies, these look like someone asked the question "What would matchbox babies look like if they grew up?"

edit:

monkey fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Mar 22, 2016

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


They look like mutant knock off teletubbies. Thx for the link just ordered some to haunt my dreams.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Reminds me of the kindergarten kid that poked holes into the eyes of everyone in the class photo.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



they're asian trolls u have to hit like or they will never mend ur dress the night of the big ball

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
Buttplugs

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

wanna pik those men

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

seriously why did yo buy these? you understand you are probably the only person in all of america who purcahsed that dumb poo poo right? the dude in china went :stare:

I bought them coz I have terrible taste.



That's also why I post here.



Ba-boom tish.



My first thought was butt-plugs too.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

LadyAmbien posted:

Honestly my first thought as well. From China? They go in your butt.

the expression "get the lead out" originally referred to taking chinese toys out your butt :eng101:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

lilljonas posted:

Rejected Pikmins?

Pikmans

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I used Bing to image search for "weird Korean toys" and instead got a photo of someone who put 4 cigarette lighters (the cheap, lovely translucent colored plastic kind FYI) inside a woman's vagina. Bing loving rules. :ortiz:

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Tlebertoobbies

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pikmen?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i think one of these should be the stupid newbie avatar

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




They remind me of Denpa Men

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i want some

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i think these are like amiibos but they house human souls and to read em you put them on a pentagram

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