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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

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Inspired by Conservapedia

http://www.conservapedia.com/Unbreakable posted:

Unbreakable is a movie about a college football star who gave up the game after a car accident and his encounter with a man who wants to know his "place" in the world. It was directed by M. Night Shyamalan, who previously made the much more successful film The Sixth Sense.

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David Dunn (Bruce Willis) is a security guard at university football stadium, looking for new work in New York because of his strained marriage.

Describe famous movies by focusing on what's really important:

Mischalaniouse posted:

"Kill Bill is about a woman who goes on a trip to Japan. She speaks Japanese and visits local businesses."


Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Ghostbusters (1984) is about three scientists who live in New York. They visit a library but get fired so they all move in together to live in a fire station.

They meet a cellist, an accountant, an EPA lawyer, and an unemployed black man.

They get arrested, but they are let go later.

In the end, they go to the roof of a building and make a mess.

VitalSigns posted:

Hamlet is the story of some Danish guy who finds out his stepdad has enlisted two of his childhood friends to spy on him and set him up to be executed, but Hamlet outsmarts them and the pair unwittingly deliver themselves up to execution instead.

jojoinnit posted:

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1928): a robot is in Central Park. Autumn passes.

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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Groundhog Day stars Bill Murray who plays a TV weatherman. He visits the town of Punxsutawney to report on Groundhog day. He wakes up at 6 AM, learns some new skills, falls in love with his producer Rita and decides to move to Punxsutawney permanently.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Roger Radcliffe meets a woman named Anita, they fall in love and get married. Anita's friend Cruella visits and inspires Roger to write a song about her which becomes a big hit. In a parallel story, Cruella's employees Horace and Jasper watch TV.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
In this documentary, an unkempt man spits a lot, eats from a trash can. Later he wanders around and drinks a refreshing coke. He takes a break in a bar that specializes in drinks laced with powerful stimulants.

As the story proceeds, he finds riding on two different boats, three different planes, a train, and a toilet. The movie ends with him speaking to Christ before succumbing to cold arctic waters and drowning.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

MariusLecter posted:

Slavoj Zizek: The Pervert's Guide to Ideology

Did the toilet give it away?

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

crowoutofcontext posted:

A singer-songwriter has just got married. When his new wife is visited by one of her priggish ex-classmate he is hit by sudden inspiration and writes a scathing diss track against her. The song makes enough money for the couple to move into a massive country estate.

101 Dalmatians

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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

A financial redistribution program is independently started by a down on his luck nobleman.

Either Count of Monte Cristo, or Robin Hood.

Dr. Arbitrary fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Jul 2, 2016

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