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Who should sit on the Iron Throne
Cersei Lannister/Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish
Jamie Lannister/Bronn
Jon Snow (bitch you know he ain’t dead)/Ser Davos Seaworth, “the Onion Knight”
Brienne of Tarth/Podrick Payne
Tyrion/Varys/Missandei/Grey Worm coalition
Arya Stark/No One
Sansa Stark/Theon “Reek” Greyjoy
Reanimated corpse of The Mountain/Wight that used to be Badass Wildling Milf
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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
very interested in the positions Melisandre would occupy

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Bronn owns

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Hodor!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Ramsey and dogs

vs

Jon and dire wolf

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Baelish was fully expecting the Boltons to get steamrolled by Stannis and place Sansa, and by extension, himself, in control of the North. Now he thinks he can roll in with the Vale and become the hero.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
And lol the Tyrrels are going to get gang banged by the Lannisters and the Faithful

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Why would they do that? They're having the Tyrell's army do the dirty work to get rid of the faith militant while Kevan stands his dudes down so the crown doesn't look like it hosed with the faith.

I'd guess the plan afterwards would be to pardon the Tyrells after some censure or whatever as a part of the deal, but this being the Lannisters, I'd think they'd use it for leverage against them long term.

And finally, this being Game of Thrones, none of that may happen and everything is gonna go tits up. Though, as far as the showdown goes, the trailer did show Mace Tyrell and his dudes facing off with the face militant at the bottom of the sept with Jamie in the mix as well.

What better way for the Lannisters to endear themselves to the populace while eliminating their only true rival by buttfucking the Tyrell's after theyve done the dirty work.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Are the Knights of the vale Switzerland or what? Never really fully understood their position etc

Is it just hard for someone to conquer them? I know they're supposedly badass dudes right?

The road into The Eyrie is 2 abreast lined with cliffs. Its basically a death trap.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Its the only place in the world you can find Valyrian weapons if you are insane enough to try

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

MA-Horus posted:

Ice was a bomb-rear end sword but can you imagine actually trying to use it for something OTHER than ceremonial poo poo? Goddamn

The Mountain with Ice would have owned

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Imagine the fit Bran is gonna throw when he finds out Summer got mulched

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
gonna lol when Lancel Lannister defeats the Mountain with wildfyre or some poo poo

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Lol Arya

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Jaqen did ask resting bitch face girl to make it quick

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Handsome Ralph posted:

Wait...what do you guys mean by RBF? The Blackfish?

Resting Bitch Face. The blonde broad who hated Arya.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
We were left with a cliffhanger not knowing whether Yara hosed the tits off some hooker

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
um where the gently caress was Ghost

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Ramsay did nothing wrong

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Ramsay was just an unwitting pawn of the Starks in their War of Northern Aggression

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
This is gonna end with Cersei threatening to wildfire the entire city and Jamie having to put his sword through her

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Daenrys is going to turbo gently caress Cersei, marry Jon to restore a united seven kingdoms and then spread the good news about Dragon fire to the white walkers

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
So of the 21 or so combined children that Robert or Cersei had, all but one is dead.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Jamie tries to kill Cersei, gets Mountain'd, Cersei offs herself in grief. Jon and Danerys 9/11 themselves into a White Walker controlled Wall. Someone, something, anything kills Littlefinger. Gendry wins by default?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Im sure this will end up being true but I'll be pretty pissed since it seems like the kind of thing that old bastard Raven would have mentioned to bran

Well they were kinda pressed for time

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
if we're looking at this rationally then it all ended in season 1 when Ned gave Renly the keys to the kingdom and saluted Cersei as she hung from a tree

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Duzzy Funlop posted:

They don't need a break. The biggest two refuel off Viserion before he turns around after the first leg of the trip, Rhaegal then tops off Drogon before turning around after the second one, and Drogon flies to King's Landing, roasts the Red Keep, and barely makes it back to RAF Ascension where they all have tea.

i love you for this

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Given that House Bolton is now likely extinct, I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Given that we have what, 1.5 seasons left I can't see anything substantiave coming from the out of money/Iron Bank plotline

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Best Friends posted:

The Iron Bank's business model of "give lots of money to foreign warlords and hope they win and then pay it back eventually" can not be leaving the investors happy.

theyre venture capitalists

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
dem tits

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