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So what are the odds that Jon Snow is the bastard of Ned Stark's sister and Prince Targeryean and gets his own dragon when his cripple sibling uses his power to make it dump ol Khaleesi off his back at 5k feet
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Apr 5, 2016 13:44
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Mr. Nice! posted:It's quite possible and is one of the most prevalent fan theories in the series. If anything else other than R&L=J comes out a bunch of people gonna be mad. Ha, really? I thought I was clever for thinking that. Also so long as Danyrs gets wrecked I'll be happy. Such a loving wish fulfillment character by a broad who can't act and refuses to show titty anymore, it's high time to dump that bitch
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Apr 5, 2016 14:31
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:The dragon is frozen in the wall, bro. Dude probably bags an insane amount of "smells like day old deviled eggs" hairy-as-poo poo wiccan poon at conventions
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Apr 5, 2016 15:57
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The Hound: Not the King Westeros needs, but definitely the one they deserve
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Apr 5, 2016 17:01
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Dead Reckoning posted:Following the success of Straight Outta Compton, David Benioff and D. B. Weiss have confirmed that this season will be taking an unusual creative direction in order to examine "tough, urban themes relevant to today's youth" by following the Snows, a family living in council housing during the Thatcher years, and also that "we are totally sick of writing this poo poo." Those two on vine/twitter/etc makes me think they're going to immediately rekindle "Absolutely Fabulous" with a sequel or soft reboot.
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Apr 7, 2016 14:00
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Smiling Jack posted:The book with the Red Wedding and Tyrion leaving to find Dany was first published when Bill Clinton was president. Tyrions arc is really lovely the second he gets out of Westeros and I'm glad the show seems to be glossing over it
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Apr 12, 2016 13:37
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Smiling Jack posted:The fourth and fifth books are loving terrible For the most part they really are. But the show is doing a very good job of mitigating the bullshit and making lemonade with the rest of it
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Apr 12, 2016 13:54
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The Rat posted:Literally the only good part of those two books was the secondhand story about Bronn. Bronn is easily the most GiP of all characters, he just wants his benefits and a release from all this stupid bullshit with the occasional option for asymmetrical violence edit: If they ended up giving him a dog and having it be his sole focus, we'd probably start a cult Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Apr 12, 2016 |
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Apr 12, 2016 16:45
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"Mah nigga."
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Two Finger posted:I thought the most GiP dude was the guy who wants to burn everything with wildfire? He's the most Shim dude
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Apr 12, 2016 20:18
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Pikehead posted:Yes. Has it's ups and downs and as long as you don't cry about the fact that henchmen 3 in the books is wearing the wrong underwear in the tv series, it's pretty good. Just put your brain on hold when the series gets to Dorne. I think Dorne wasn't that bad, it just dragged a bit because you can tell the writers wanted to show it because it foreshadows and sets up some things that are important to the whole issue at King's Landing but the directors had no idea how to convey it without really terrible exposition
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Apr 13, 2016 14:32
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:whats so bad about the dorne stuff? Just mucks around with a lot of exposition about political and historical issues. Nothing too out of place for the show, just came between really intriguing action parts so it screwed with tempo
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Apr 13, 2016 17:03
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Bolow posted:As poo poo as Dorne was in the series it doesn't hold a candle to the awfulness that was Dorne in the books. Everything related to Dorne was just boring and lovely in the book, even Oberyn. Also true. I'm just glad they ditched Tyrion's weird little emo arc after he left King's Landing where he hangs out with the midget lady
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Apr 13, 2016 17:57
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i didnt mind the dorne poo poo, there wasnt a whole lot of it, and it was mostly a jamie and bronne buddy flick filled with hijinks. also dem tittays I would watch a road trip movie with Jamie, Tyrion and Bronn just fuckin around and visiting places
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Apr 13, 2016 18:10
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Mr. Nice! posted:Sorry guys can you edit your posts I wasn't thinking when I posted that unblocked. That said, those are some mournful tits
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Apr 23, 2016 05:54
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Mr. Nice! posted:
Thank god someone ran with it
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Apr 24, 2016 23:33
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Mr. Nice! posted:They're like the notebook sad. They're like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over you
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Apr 25, 2016 00:19
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ded posted:Yes. She was hung by the undead bitch of the north for failing her daughters Not necessarily, considering she said a word and then the chapter ended before anything was done
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Apr 26, 2016 01:14
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:so cateline stark is a zombie in the book? pretty glad they left something that retarded out of the show The show runners do this work sifting out the fat bastard's bullshit pretty well
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Apr 26, 2016 02:23
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:hbo should make a conan series based on the re howard books I would watch this so loving hard. Hell, the comics from the early 2000s based on them were amazing
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Apr 26, 2016 21:41
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Syncopated posted:How is the Conan movie with Khal Drogo anyway? Incredibly forgettable
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Apr 26, 2016 22:05
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You could tell deep down Moma really wanted to ham it up ala Milus, too. He seemed so sad in the press tours
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Apr 26, 2016 22:27
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Series ends on a shot of Varys and Theon starting a support group after the White Walkers eat everyone's balls like an army of late 90s Mr. T's
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May 2, 2016 05:01
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Bolow posted:I chuckled pretty hard when The Mountain brained the poo poo out of that dude 
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May 2, 2016 20:50
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Genocide Tendency posted:Eh... The problem is the peasants are more willing to side with the sparrows at the moment. Have to get the city to turn on or at least fear the church fundies first. Then you trap them in the church and burn it down. Ol' Vlad knew how to create a good counter insurgency battle plan. "Nurn everythign they love and everything that may love them" works wonders if you've got the backbone to push the advantage
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May 3, 2016 13:26
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Sergg posted:Yeah let's be real here, the Lannisters aren't winning any popularity contests anyway, might as well go Full Stalin. The alternative is to let those fucks keep the queen locked in a dungeon cell and keep humiliating the royal family. Gonna be interesting to see if they execute Sir Loras Tyrell as a display that they will absolutely execute Queen Margery if pushed. Bronn gonna show up to help out Tommen since he is bros with both his Uncles, DMX will start playing and he will go straight up "The Raid" on the Sparrow boys until he comes out with Marge on his shoulder and holding the decapitated head of the High Sparrow himself
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May 3, 2016 13:33
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Marge is gonna kill herself after she gets brainwashed by the High Sparrow and Cersei gets Tommen to launch a raid to kill the Sparrows and rescue her. Tommen will be crushed and end up making Joffery's lack of concern for the lives of his people look like Mother Teresa
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May 4, 2016 13:17
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Sergg posted:I'm only curious as to what they'll do to Lansel Lannister the traitor. Lansel Lannister the eunuch or Lansel Lannister the corpse
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May 4, 2016 20:47
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Someone wrote the most objectively wrong opinion piece in history http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/game-of-thrones-needs-a-sand-snakes-spinoff.html
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May 4, 2016 21:43
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Victor Vermis posted:Rickon will be back eventually. And he is going to be a monster. Hopefully while DMX plays loudly
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May 5, 2016 22:33
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VV I want you to know you had me at RAMSAY (boner) Good episode, btw. Ultimate turn in coming, Jon Snow is gonna get to Ramsay and say "gently caress the Starks, Ned was the only one that wasn't an rear end in a top hat to me at every opportunity. gg on killing Rob and Cait, the fucks" and then the internet will melt down
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May 9, 2016 12:48
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Are the Knights of the vale Switzerland or what? Never really fully understood their position etc Kind of. The Vale is drat near impossible to assault because of geography, place is just chock full of choke points. The soldiers aren't anything special, but because everyone thats fought them have had to fight them on the Vale's terms, they've got a pretty impressive K:D
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May 16, 2016 18:00
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go3 posted:The road into the Vale is 2 abreast lined with cliffs. Its basically a death trap. Yeah, we're gonna get a fuckin killer 300-esque moment at some point
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May 16, 2016 18:22
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:So what do the books say about Valyria? Is it some ancient lost Utopian city that is now a dragonscale leper colony? It was a pretty High-Fantasy place, then some unspecified poo poo went down (possibly a meteor strike or volcanic event) and the Targ's were the only ones who made it out, because they are immune to fire and flew away on dragons. No it's just a "cursed land" and no one knows or cares why
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May 18, 2016 19:05
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Two Finger posted:place your bets for cleganebowl Not poetic enough Hound pushing Zombie Mountain in a fire
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May 19, 2016 23:43
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:jack churchill is real cool to read about but i bet he was a total prick and insufferable to serve under I get that. Patton is much the same. Imagine waiting for orders and knowing you're gonna end up under Patton or Bradley. You'd suck some serious dick to pull Bradley
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May 20, 2016 19:33
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Smiling Jack posted:Churchill was p cool but Digby Tatham-Water took out a nazi armored car with a loving umbrella quote:
God-tier Dude might be Archer's real father Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 23:08 on May 20, 2016 |
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May 20, 2016 22:57
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Both of them are probably two of the better actors on the show who aren't playing Lannisters
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May 23, 2016 19:21
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Lazy Reservist posted:Speaking of Varys, that Red Priestess really seemed to rattle him. It's neat to see Tyrion and Varys flip their dynamic, now Tyrion is the cool head thats disconnected from the pressures of the foreign society and varys is the guy with too much poo poo on the table
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May 23, 2016 21:05
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holocaust bloopers posted:Whoever plays Ser Davos is my favorite. That guy kills every scene. He's really good, as are Little Finger, The Hound and Meemaw Tyrell, but you have to admit, if you're on the show and your character's lastname isn't Lannister, chances are you aren't a good actor. Dany, Jon Snow and Brann being pretty huge offenders of literally just reading lines like an angry or confused child
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May 23, 2016 21:24
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