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What is your earliest memory? For me, I remember sitting in front of the TV and watching George H W Bush leave office. I remember saying something along the lines of "thanks for being our president". I recall my parents being impressed I said that. I peaked that year and it's been all down hill after that. So tell me goons, what is your earliest memory?
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I remember being a foetus in my mother's womb. Everything was a pink-red and whoosh-y and I made a little fist and bumped it against the uterine wall.
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Apr 10, 2016 05:33
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the berlin wall being torn down and David Hasselhoffs wicked lite brite jacket
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Apr 10, 2016 05:34
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leaning against a tree at a park, head-to-trunk. then my grandma called me over and i ran to her car. i must have been around the age of four. strangely enough, i can recall that at that exact moment, i had an image of the nativity scene in my head and i don't know why.
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Apr 10, 2016 05:37
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Driving with my aunt to get clothes for my other aunt's wedding. In those days that road was still paved with brick
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Apr 10, 2016 05:42
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My great-grandma gave me an easter egg and told me I should brush my teeth right after I ate it. I was about three or four I guess. She had a stroke not long after that and spent the next ten years before death as a semi-aware husk of the woman she had been.
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Apr 10, 2016 05:45
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sitting on cheap carpet, legs sprawled out, thinking "huh i'm five and i can read. i guess i'm doing okay so far."
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Apr 10, 2016 05:50
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It's a toss up between playing Yars Revenge on my cousins 2600 Atari or seeing Return of the Jedi in a theater.
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Apr 10, 2016 05:53
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The big bang
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Apr 10, 2016 05:56
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being really anxious about crossing a street with a single car coming and waiting indecisively before i decided to just go for it and ended up running right in front of the car. i wasnt hurt, but i probably pissed off that driver something fierce. i was a very stupid child (and remain a stupid adult).
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Apr 10, 2016 06:00
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clicking on this thread. Life is disappointing
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Apr 10, 2016 06:07
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Either sitting in a baby's basket looking at who I'm pretty sure was my cousin Garnet or being at the hospital when I was getting tubes put in my ears, specifically laying in a hospital bed with a nurse lowering an anesthetic mask with a thick orange sponge-seal over my face. I had a lot of nightmares over the oxygen mask scene as a kid and I'm still scared of hospitals because of it. Not sure which happened first.
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Apr 10, 2016 06:11
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the Challenger exploding on live television
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Apr 10, 2016 06:14
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making this post is my earliest memor
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Apr 10, 2016 06:15
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but I won't remember it tomorrow
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Apr 10, 2016 06:15
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My dad bringing home a turtle and making me pick it up. I was terrified and did not want to touch it.
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Apr 10, 2016 06:17
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taking a poo poo on my trainer toilet, i think i was three?
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Apr 10, 2016 06:17
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Satan visiting my crib. Nuthin special I guess.
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Apr 10, 2016 06:17
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Methanar posted:Either sitting in a baby's basket looking at who I'm pretty sure was my cousin Garnet or being at the hospital when I was getting tubes put in my ears, specifically laying in a hospital bed with a nurse lowering an anesthetic mask with a thick orange sponge-seal over my face. I had a lot of nightmares over the oxygen mask scene as a kid and I'm still scared of hospitals because of it. First time I had anesthetic I remember having to count backwards from like 20, then smelling something like nail polish remover, then hallucinating blacklight colored transformers standing as if in honor guard. That was young enough that there was no difference between hallucinating and regular dreams or whatever, but I knew it was less "real." Then I woke up after a timeless time, went back to sleep. Later on I puked a lot of blood.
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Apr 10, 2016 06:20
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I looked at a pool. The pool had a sickly coloration to it.
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Apr 10, 2016 06:35
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posting in this thread
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Apr 10, 2016 07:00
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Baby coffins for sale! Baby coffins! Trade your basket for a casket! A pine box for her golden locks! Two for the price of one, your daughter and your son! Take a sarcophagus from off of us! A funeral may seem more proper, but I can tell that you're a savvy shopper!
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Apr 10, 2016 07:15
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4 years old, eating a grape popsicle and getting the side of my head sewn up at the doctor. I ran into the corner of a wall.
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Apr 10, 2016 07:17
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My older brother age 5 fell into a lake off a pier. My old man basically dropped me and dove in after him. My brother was fine. I needed stitches in my head. I was three.
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Apr 10, 2016 07:26
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Being thrown into a crib at our family friends house for some reason.
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Apr 10, 2016 08:37
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posting in this thread
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Apr 10, 2016 08:39
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being 2 with a case of the "mondays"
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Apr 10, 2016 08:40
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3rd birthday of Wham! breaking up.
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Apr 10, 2016 08:41
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my conception
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Apr 10, 2016 08:46
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My dad was trying to get my mom pregnant again when she was having me on a pile of old dog beds in the laundry room, and I had to slide down his cock like a fireman's pole.
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Apr 10, 2016 09:29
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I remember getting a coonskinned cap and a bb gun. I ended up shooting the neighbor's ostriches. it was my 4th birthday.
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Apr 10, 2016 09:33
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playing with a fisher price roly poly chime bird
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Apr 10, 2016 09:34
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posting in this thread
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Apr 10, 2016 09:37
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It's less than a second long, and still disturbingly vivid. When I was 3 or 4, there was a power outage at my house. In the darkness, trying to find a flashlight, child-me tripped over a small foam AFL football - I slammed headfirst into the lacquered cork floor and knocked out my two top right incisors. I remember the fall. The moment after I tripped to a moment before I hit the ground. And the fear. Nothing else.
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Apr 10, 2016 09:38
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about ten minutes ago
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Apr 10, 2016 09:45
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Nation posted:about ten minutes ago 
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Apr 10, 2016 12:56
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Sitting in one of those baby mobiles down the hall from the kitchen were my mom is doing dishes.
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Apr 10, 2016 13:43
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Ein cooler Typ posted:The big bang I remember that orgy where you were conceived. We didn't know if you would come out white, black, eskimo, or dog, at the time. What I'm saying is your mother was cool. And a slut.
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Apr 10, 2016 13:50
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For years I had this memory about leaving a funeral with my father. It must have been late spring/early summer as it was warm and sunny, and I passed a large, full tree on my way to a row of cars parked next to a green hill. This was really strange as according to my sisters and as far as I knew, I've never been to a funeral. It wasn't until this last Christmas that I discussed it with my mom and she finally figured out what it was: My sister's old art teacher had died and we had gone to her funeral while my sisters were at school. I must have been around two, as I was old enough to toddle towards the cars on my own. So for like 25 years, I thought I had a weird ghost memory of a funeral I'd never been to.
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Apr 10, 2016 15:19
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I remember flinging breakfast cereal around and laughing while in a high chair and then having my face pushed into the bowl. No idea how old I was, couldn't have been more than three though, because of the chair.
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