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Hate Fibration posted:72211 Pannic Tubers You have a variety of root vegetables growing under your panniculus, the removal of any of which makes you somewhat sad.
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Microwaves Mom posted:798000 Sheep-Goats posted:"Like an interdimensional Jew the Grœnal appears to you whenever seated at a work table demanding you pay down at least on the interest of your original sin, waving a thin silver hypodermic needle about"
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Jokes on him I dont have a job and if I did I probably wouldn't have a desk.
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Hate Fibration posted:72211 The Goblin's Sock One of your feet has an incredible stench to it. The entry suggests that this actually may be due to wearing a goblin's sock at some point in your life, so the name is actually very accurate! No known cure.
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Sheep-Goats posted:The Goblin's Sock I thought these were curses not things that happened to you at some point in your life. that said redo me number 333
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Table of conversions between standard, metric, New Sooth, frengit.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Filmic adherence Considering paint is included, I'm pretty much hosed.
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Let's do this!! 147,456
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Hey nutty, I'll take 56,423.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:rolling 571 Peat curse Any attempt to garden on your behalf results in a peat bog. Your pits smell like scotch also it looks like
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Polyantidotcia It just means you have a tremendous amount of generally redundant poison antidotes lying around your house, making record keeping and further administration of antidotes by the gnomes inefficient and complicated
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WHERE'S MY GODDAMN OCCULT AFFLICTION MOTHER FUCKER!?
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Gloufer's fungal resemblant blight The rot spreads from body part to body part in order of what most resembles a mushroom to what least resembles a mushroom. This is one of a handful of curses apparently where a bowl cut has a negative effect on patient outcomes
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im number 150 poverty goat fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Apr 21, 2016 |
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Dreddout posted:WHERE'S MY GODDAMN OCCULT AFFLICTION MOTHER FUCKER!? U done been told twice already idgit
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Sheep-Goats posted:Liminal transporting flatulence This one is so good.
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That Robot posted:do 123456 Colostomal transference A prankster spirit who worked for a time as a GI specialist has set up a manikin of you somewhere, the resultant effect being that should you ever have a medical procedure that results in you getting a colostomy bag you will be immediately transported inside of said colostomy bag where your poo poo will flow back into you through a stoma on your face
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Vastarien posted:1488 Fright Wobbles Any fear or terror in you causes noticeable ripples to extend from you outward. The uninitiated assume these are stink lines. There are, however, an incredibly malicious variety of demons that will hone in on you as these ripples act as a beacon to them -- they carry bronze knives and will harry you though the streets slicing off small bits of flesh with each pass. They also tend to emit a foul odor and are invisible to passersby. raton fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Apr 21, 2016 |
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Ferretten posted:okay 210985 Halo of the Heartland Balladeer Something about you causes the expectation of a performance of a heartfelt rustic song whenever you enter a space with new people in it. Expect to have acoustic guitars and harmonicas pressed upon you frequently. It's recommended you avoid larger venues as some are particularly drawn in by this effect and their sense of betrayal could turn violent should you refuse them even one loving encore, they paid fifty goddamn dollars for these tickets, they've been fans for twenty fucken years man.
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Fishing Bobber It's a picture of a fishing bobber, the little round kind, and it just says under it "Figure 1" 
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reallivedinosaur posted:314323 Horrid Impounding A mole or rough spot in your skin will gradually harden to an increidble density, then drifts of tissue next to it will fold in toward it, gradually adhering and compounding, the weight of this spot growing in proportion to how much of you it has consumed, deforming the rest of your body inwardly toward it. For the sake of your family it is suggested you lay in a coffin and have another cut off your head when your life becomes unbearable as any contact of this spot with other flesh will cause adherence and therefore spread.
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Odobenidae posted:194629 Bathys's Rebuke The oceans emanate an unearthly chill that day by day grows stronger and reaches further inland due to a perceived slight you made on some ocean creature with otherworldly influence unknown to you. You will end your days in a small town in Nebraska, freezing to death in the prairie winds, whether it is summer or not
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Volcott posted:1776 "...and it is most curious that small mathematical errors in the patient's daily life, such as balancing a checkbook, wrongly estimating percentages in casual conversation, or second guessing change given to them by clerks become the sort of thoughts he or she is unable to put out of their mind, the eventual accumulation of which leave them prostrate on the floor in a storm of apologetic petty recalculations..."
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Bobbie Wickham posted:Let's do this!! Your family hates you. Anyway, you condition is Polyspheric Dental Plaques, where plaque nodules the size and shape of a green pea form one or two to a tooth every few hours in your mouth. With some small effort you can scrape them off and spit them into a trash can, the book reccomends using a wooden tool to do this to avoid damaging your teeth. After a full nights sleep you awaken looking like you played Chubby Bunny all night and might as well use a hammer and a stake to get all of that poo poo out of there. Apparently the source of this is your family hating you. raton fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Apr 21, 2016 |
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2213 please
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Sheep-Goats posted:Healers may try to reach you in the form of aggressive fratbros in bars, enraged policemen, or the fathers of daughters whose honor you have insulted. This is true 
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Sheep-Goats posted:Fishing Bobber Well that sucks rear end!
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Wild T posted:12345 How did you get the passcode to my luggage?
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