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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

some creatine, ZMA (for huge loads), a multiviatim, omega 3 for a shiny pelt, a aspririn, a drat aleve for my creaky knee, and a few melatonins to help me get to dream land

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

told u i was hardcore

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

HEALTH GOTH

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Last time I took ibuprofen I was on a big drinking binge and hadn't really eaten much in the last few days so i was really hungover and then like an hour later I drank some whiskey and then threw up a whole bunch of blood so now I dont like to take pills anymore, it seems scary amd bad for my health

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero
TCC is thataway

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Nooner posted:

Last time I took ibuprofen I was on a big drinking binge and hadn't really eaten much in the last few days so i was really hungover and then like an hour later I drank some whiskey and then threw up a whole bunch of blood so now I dont like to take pills anymore, it seems scary amd bad for my health

faced a similar situation when i began smoking the black bark of the Upas tree but ive pushed through the veil and the blood vomit is now a boon and i use it to confound my foes

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

why aspirin and alieve that poo poo not a good combo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

Last time I took ibuprofen I was on a big drinking binge and hadn't really eaten much in the last few days so i was really hungover and then like an hour later I drank some whiskey and then threw up a whole bunch of blood so now I dont like to take pills anymore, it seems scary amd bad for my health
Sometimes you eat the Advil. Sometimes the Advil eats you.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
when and how should you take creatine I'm talking about timing

is dissolving it in hot liquid instead of cold liquid a real thing that helps or is that bullshit?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Al Cowens posted:

when and how should you take creatine I'm talking about timing

is dissolving it in hot liquid instead of cold liquid a real thing that helps or is that bullshit?

If you dissolve it into coffee and take it via enema it is 2.3x more effective because it bypasses your mouth and your tongue is naturally creatine resistant and destroys some of the creatine nanomachines on the way down.

This is what all the pro body builders do.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

kazr posted:

told u i was hardcore

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
I take a massive handfull of pills 3 times a day. Gaba 5 600mg tabs, 5 200mg tabs NSAID, Effexor 1 tab 150mg, 1 tab Acyclovir 800mg (HSV-1), Tizanadine (muscle relaxant), 2 more stomach drugs, a multivitamin, oxycodone. Except for the acyclovir that's just once. At least, with time, swallowing all that has gotten easier.

Mainly, it's so I can walk without being in excruciating pain. I have sciatic nerve pain down both legs, I can't feel the front of my right foot except when I miss my meds and it feels like it's being stabbed by a hundred needles. I also use a TENS and I get monthly steroid shots in my spine. There's an antidepressant in there and I get migraines so sometimes I take 4 Excedrin with it as well.

:suicide:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I just put away two whole handfuls of asipirin and poured them right into the bottle they spilled out from because my SO left the lid unscrewed and I'm a klutz.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

o take a handful of pill every night but its prescibed medication

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Acid Haze posted:

I take a massive handfull of pills 3 times a day. Gaba 5 600mg tabs, 5 200mg tabs NSAID, Effexor 1 tab 150mg, 1 tab Acyclovir 800mg (HSV-1), Tizanadine (muscle relaxant), 2 more stomach drugs, a multivitamin, oxycodone. Except for the acyclovir that's just once. At least, with time, swallowing all that has gotten easier.

Mainly, it's so I can walk without being in excruciating pain. I have sciatic nerve pain down both legs, I can't feel the front of my right foot except when I miss my meds and it feels like it's being stabbed by a hundred needles. I also use a TENS and I get monthly steroid shots in my spine. There's an antidepressant in there and I get migraines so sometimes I take 4 Excedrin with it as well.

:suicide:

I'm healthy

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I dont follow the directions on thr bottle :twisted:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

I dont follow the directions on thr bottle :twisted:

im hamered and making bolognese

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Orkin Mang posted:

im hamered and making bolognese

Im drinking my first mid strength beer at 7:15pm its the lowest

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Im drinking my first mid strength beer at 7:15pm its the lowest

you sound like a wanker. im 20 drinks in abouts. i cantt walk prroperly. the carots are the wild card wrt xyz peaceoout bolognese

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Orkin Mang posted:

you sound like a wanker. im 20 drinks in abouts. i cantt walk prroperly. the carots are the wild card wrt xyz peaceoout bolognese

Ive been almost sober enough to drive for 5 nights now, a new record

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


one time i took imodium and it fizzed up really crazy inside my stomach and the gases stretched out my stomach and mildly injured it and i couldnt eat for a couple days because my stomach was super sensitive

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i eat the bam bam vitamin yum then i'm allowed 2 eat breakiefast

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

just took a couple ibuprofen, a sudafed, and some trucker speed and now im ready to face the day. mornings are the best

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Doctor Dogballs posted:

one time i took imodium and it fizzed up really crazy inside my stomach and the gases stretched out my stomach and mildly injured it and i couldnt eat for a couple days because my stomach was super sensitive

*punches you in your soft baby belly*

Ramulack
Oct 12, 2009
Pills made me the gay person i am today

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

some creatine, ZMA (for huge loads), a multiviatim, omega 3 for a shiny pelt, a aspririn, a drat aleve for my creaky knee, and a few melatonins to help me get to dream land

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Is this one of the "man commits suicide online while people egg him on" news stories? I want to make sure I'm page one so I can show my mom my screen name.

thanks.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Acid Haze posted:

I take a massive handfull of pills 3 times a day. Gaba 5 600mg tabs, 5 200mg tabs NSAID, Effexor 1 tab 150mg, 1 tab Acyclovir 800mg (HSV-1), Tizanadine (muscle relaxant), 2 more stomach drugs, a multivitamin, oxycodone. Except for the acyclovir that's just once. At least, with time, swallowing all that has gotten easier.

Mainly, it's so I can walk without being in excruciating pain. I have sciatic nerve pain down both legs, I can't feel the front of my right foot except when I miss my meds and it feels like it's being stabbed by a hundred needles. I also use a TENS and I get monthly steroid shots in my spine. There's an antidepressant in there and I get migraines so sometimes I take 4 Excedrin with it as well.

:suicide:

This is you but with drugs instead of diseases.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0euMFAWF8

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
my boss takes loads of pills every day and we found a bunch of hypodermic needles and poo poo in his desk, along with off-brand viagra.

he's p cool

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
to show avicii you were cool

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

HD DAD posted:

my boss takes loads of pills every day and we found a bunch of hypodermic needles and poo poo in his desk, along with off-brand viagra.

he's p cool

You work for Hugh Hefner?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
300mg Lamictal, 200mg Vimpat, some antidepressant I cant remember the name of, b12 sublingual, folic acid, some fish oil gel cap, 1000mcg vitamin d, and eventually back on some ADHD meds that are worth a drat considering the last poo poo they gave me made me fall asleep at my desk.

I have epilepsy. Hooray for shake brains.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yummy citrus suboxone :thumbsup:

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Just remember

Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 13:41 on May 20, 2016

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Creatine will give your huge loads huge veins.

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

Nooner posted:

Last time I took ibuprofen I was on a big drinking binge and hadn't really eaten much in the last few days so i was really hungover and then like an hour later I drank some whiskey and then threw up a whole bunch of blood so now I dont like to take pills anymore, it seems scary amd bad for my health

Don't take NSAIDs on an empty stomach. Rookie mistake

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
i bought a rock of pure mdma and i been suckin' on that all morning, op

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I have a lot of headaches op so I've been thinking about buying the 1,000 count ibuprofen on amazon for like $14. Seems easier than going to the doctor and finding out I've got a brain tumor or something.

Well that's my pill story.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

suckin down dayquil to get over the nasty amish flu i got from the train station

its part of a balanced breakfast

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