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Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
promise nothing and deliver less

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Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I'll put my fist in your face.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I swear, this has never happened before

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
Life is like a box of hitlers, in the end you're just going to commit suicide lol

- My grandmother

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Call me callow one more time I'll give you a wet willy world.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"mods knew"

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
"America deserved 9/11"

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
Get beefy bitch!

Get reeeaaalll beefy bitch!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

D.A.N.A.
May 27, 2016

"Calm. Patient. Alert."

That's my mantra when I ride my bike, but it's useful for other stuff too.

I suppose it's less about motivation, and more about concentration (also not getting hit by a bus).

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



"Death is only the beginning"

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Settle for less

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
gently caress everything

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
"It's better to get pissed off than pissed on"

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Don't kill yourself until you see who gets the SCOTUS picks.

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
"But first, lemme jus get high reeaaal quick."

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
"This too will pass."

It is a phrase that means your sadness will soon give way to a better day. But it also means that a happy time will soon give way to sadness. It is motivational in that whatever mood you are in will not last. Your mood will improve and it will get worse. Such is the fluctuation of life.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
kill whitey

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

real eyes

realize

real lies

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
" On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! "

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I want you to hit it or quit it

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
You can't fail if you don't try

Dia de Pikachutos
Nov 8, 2012

Having low expectations means you're never disappointed.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

crowoutofcontext posted:

real eyes

realize

real lies

How are lies real if our eyes arent real?

Sponge Baathist fucked around with this message at 09:42 on May 28, 2016

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Toot it and boot it

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
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buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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anime is bad

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Superior Bastard posted:

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

It's also not gar if you stare at each other intensely.

Really the only gay eye contact is intermittent eye contact.

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
'Maybe the rlm gang has uploaded a new roundtable discussion about old movies today!'

Spider2414
Apr 17, 2013
you're still as ugly as yesterday

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I scored one point one on my SAT
and still push a whip with a right and left AC

Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 17:04 on May 28, 2016

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