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quote:The "get beefy bitch"guy has infected my brain and now I find in certain situations, like when I'm struggling to pick up something heavy, I'll catch myself muttering "come on you little pissbitch, pick it up" then chortling to myself. Sometimes the expressions just randomly pop into my head and I'll accidentally laugh out loud inappropriately.
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fordham posted:Dead wife guy should also kids. also ask grandparents to take the kids on a one or two week vacation somewhere like the beach or disney world. they have fun you get a break. repeat as necessary.
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Jun 6, 2016 16:29
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To be fair get beefy bitch is a great phrase.
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Jun 6, 2016 18:19
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So happy this thread is back. I'm looking forward to more piss bitch and comet Illuminati posts.
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Jun 6, 2016 19:45
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honored to be one of the million goons invited
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Jun 6, 2016 19:59
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Kitchner posted:To be fair get beefy bitch is a great phrase. lol I still have you on ignore from last thread.
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quote:All of my friends think I am a fairly typical mid 20s liberal white guy who will vote for Bernie Sanders. In reality I am pretty close to a fascist. I have zero sympathy for immigrants who are economic drains on society. Im not racist, but some cultures are inherently inferior to others. I think we live in a society that is slowly loosing the ability to follow reasonable rules, and a little bit of fascism might help people get their priorities strait. quote:Back in college I was renting a room in a place that had an addition done at some point. The oddity this created was there was a window in my room that had the new bedroom put in on the other side of it. Later in my stay my roommate's sister started living back there. So like any proper rear end in a top hat I tried to peak and record her naked back there. Thankfully nothing ever came of it cause I was too chicken poo poo to really get a view through the blinds there other than the tiny holes for the string that holds it all together.
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Jun 7, 2016 00:24
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I'm pretty sure that immigrants coming to your country actually, in general, benefit the economy. 
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Jun 7, 2016 02:04
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I'm not racist, but
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"Immigrants are economic drains on society" is a p ridiculous thing for someone who apparently lives in America to think I mean, I guess that was worded vaguely enough that you might only hate the ones who are drains on society etc etc but that would be an oddly specific hatred to have And this peeping story is definitely true, because "I was going to peep on my roommate's sister, but I chickened out" is an inherently believable story. Way to go not spying on someone, dude, even if it was only because you were scared 
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Jun 7, 2016 03:17
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I'm not sure Mormons understand the definition of virginity.
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Jun 7, 2016 08:14
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Nothing gets past this guy
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Jun 7, 2016 08:14
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H.H posted:"loosing" for gently caress's sake, why does every single braindead right winger spell 'losing' this way. it is not that loving hard
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Jun 7, 2016 14:59
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Immigrants do the farming jobs that the rest of America don't want to do. They contribute a lot to the economy. I mean theres probably some that live off hand outs but there are people like that native born and immigrant.
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Red Suit posted:Immigrants do the farming jobs that the rest of America don't want to do. They contribute a lot to the economy. I mean theres probably some that live off hand outs but there are people like that native born and immigrant. Immigrants are extremely hard working and put up with a lot of crap. My wife is very liberal like me but because she grew up in a family of six that started with nothing and now it's doing very well in one of the most expensive parts of the country it's given her somewhat of a 'bootstraps' attitude; this isn't due to a lack of empathy but rather a matter of perspective due to her and her family dealing with a lot of challenges and racism but overcoming it. When you see someone else with ten times more advantages and privileges unwilling to work one tenth as hard, its difficult to assume her and her family had all these magical properties that allowed them to succeed in ways other people haven't.
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Jun 7, 2016 18:20
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I wish this was a hellthread, wait I've hosed this all up.
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quote:Glad to see this thread back. Well, as I've made a confession in the last two might as well check back in. I'm the anon who has a...problem with monkies. Some things have come up. Nothing with my friend and doing poo poo cross border. Not anymore. The wife found out. Nothing much though, just saw one of the Chinese zoo videos. I linked it before, little deformed and abused child thrashing around. It's still up I think. Told her a friend sent it to me as a gross out or whatever. I wish there was something interesting to tell you like I've evolved into some sadosexual thing where I can only get hard looking at lab monkies but no luck. I do still get that rush watching the fear full their eyes as they scream and flail in their cage. The insane circular pacing as they've gone insane from isolation. The hairless little thing clinging to a hoop of wire and cloth. I'm getting off point. She reminded me why I love her. After commenting about how the video was hosed up she followed up by saying how although it's sad she does hate monkies. They freak her out. I imagined her there with me in the desert with my friend, taking a shovel to a screaming capuchin, reveling in that same dark disgust.. We hosed in the living room, how could I not. The thought of sharing only a small ounce of that secret hate pulled at something inside me. We find love in the little things I guess. Not loving monkies though. Wretched little things. Going south again soon. Mostly for business. If anything happens I'll let you know. Poor baby monkey.
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Jun 7, 2016 22:56
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obviously the guy with the "I lust for monkey death" av
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Monkey thing is fuckin stupid
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Jun 8, 2016 04:09
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Already Kane and monkey guy! All we need now is dude that wrote the three page love letter and a follow up from the goon who's boss fell in love with him, he got her fired, then started dating her!
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Jun 8, 2016 04:40
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I think monkeys are cute and I like them.
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Jun 8, 2016 07:41
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My confession: I was flattered to get an invite to this thread, made me feel special. That's not the hosed up part though. This is: Now that I've read that H.H. invited pretty much everyone, including kitchner, I still feel special. You should rename this thread Chameleon Series, though.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:My confession: I was flattered to get an invite to this thread, made me feel special. That's not the hosed up part though. This is: Now that I've read that H.H. invited pretty much everyone, including kitchner, I still feel special. Trust me dude, you are special.
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Jun 8, 2016 19:43
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Kitchner posted:Trust me dude, you are special. 
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Jun 9, 2016 05:00
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God i had forgotten about the monkey hatred
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Fonzarelli posted:don't know why all these sad confessions are here, i just wanna get beefy, bitch Yeah honestly this kinda sucks because you know the only people sending confessions are the ones invited to the thread. I mean there's been like 2 confessions posted this whole week. Maybe just ask a mod if we can have this in GBS again?
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bradzilla posted:Yeah honestly this kinda sucks because you know the only people sending confessions are the ones invited to the thread. I mean there's been like 2 confessions posted this whole week. Maybe just ask a mod if we can have this in GBS again? I called in sick on Monday so I could watch Game of Thrones.
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Jun 10, 2016 18:47
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I just want to hear again from the goon who was sexually harassed by his boss, then went on a date with her
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Jun 10, 2016 19:22
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move the thread to GBS but leave Kitchner here
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DOOP posted:I just want to hear again from the goon who was sexually harassed by his boss, then went on a date with her Me too. That was my favorite of the last thread.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Workout Barry Allen guy loving owns. He should work out with "get REAL beefy, bitch!" Who also owns.  It's more weird that he thinks it's weird.
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Jun 10, 2016 22:11
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I can't think of anything funny and weird I've done sorry goons.
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get real beefy pissbitches
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quote:I was the one who made the "I cucked Lowtax" confession that got the old thread closed. Yeah, I was pulling everyone's leg with it obviously but at the same time Lowtax's response to it seemed like he took it oddly personal. Anyway I don't feel bad about getting the thread closed, it was too beautiful for this world. quote:Hey anonymous confession thread. I have sinned.
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Poor life decisions always come back to haunt us.
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H.H posted:Hey anonymous confession thread. I have sinned. Don't feel bad. We've all had the occasional slump buster. It was a slump buster right?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Don't feel bad. We've all had the occasional slump buster. It was a slump buster right? I told a girl once that she was a slump buster. Luckily she had a sense of humour, especially as it started with baseball players so no one had really heard of the phrase here.
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So she took it better because it was a sports reference? Think maybe she was a keeper dude.
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Solice Kirsk posted:So she took it better because it was a sports reference? Think maybe she was a keeper dude. She just found it funny because she was pretty cool. I just hooked up with her once and then it became a regular thing, but I referred to her as a slump buster to one of my mates and he kept using it so I confessed to her before his fat mouth landed me in it by accident. She was chubby but she wasn't really fat, had huge tits and she's still in the top 3 girls I've ever slept with years down the line (not that it's a huge list). Sadly she's a bit crazy and that's why we broke up. Only ex I'm friends with though.
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