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Kitchner posted:At least you spelt my name right. spelt is a trash tier grain
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anybody wanna fess up the url to the old thread
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Jun 6, 2016 15:46
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Monkey thing is fuckin stupid
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Jun 8, 2016 04:09
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The main bartender I know loving hates that poo poo, and most of these places i end up in it's similar. Depends where you end up going i guess. I miss hanging out in "old man" bars
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"Excuse me, ma'am, but do you think that maybe you should just get ..reeeal beefy you lil queefer bitch?" Motherfuck if I saw this earlier than right now I would have lost my loving job, I wouldn't have been able to hold it back
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Jun 19, 2016 01:02
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Captain Yossarian posted:Hi friend, let me tell you, you just dodged a bullet! Keep your eyes open because you never know when mods are around they're always watching 
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good combo I'm revulsed by babyfurs but I would not want to eat them cannibal dude why would you want to eat these people, you'll only become weaker. You gotta eat the one tougher than you to gain strenght
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Jul 8, 2016 03:10
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also both those posts are disgusting to me. eugh
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Jul 8, 2016 03:12
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yeah but that dude goes off in the opposite direction with his literal hate boner. sorry hunger boner
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Jul 8, 2016 03:33
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Yeah that teacher one is pretty solid. I recommend against abusing animals. Your souls will surely be damaged.
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Jul 8, 2016 07:35
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Obviously she keeps them in the cabinet with the fine China
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Jul 11, 2016 01:34
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Cowman posted:if it were real in any way the parents probably were just jokingly telling their kid to spill some secrets. I know I'd do that as soon as my kid got government clearance. This and then I'd beat rear end if they said anything Lol that this goon is gonna McCarthy mom & pop the old socialists
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Jul 11, 2016 09:22
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just advising both goons to wash their clothes occasionally
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Jul 25, 2016 14:07
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somewhere there is a hidden master of coming, having honed these techniques in his porn monastery for decades, living like a sexual ascetic Om is the bow, the arrow is the Soul, Nutting the mark, By the undistracted man is It to be penetrated, One should come to be in It, as the arrow becomes one with the mark. scared & hateful of women goon you should look into it
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Jul 30, 2016 22:58
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look ma no hands
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Jul 31, 2016 00:32
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reveal your arcane secrets
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Jul 31, 2016 06:49
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hypnoload
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Jul 31, 2016 08:19
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CJacobs posted:Now that's true love no she's trying to sever and he isn't getting the hint EL BROMANCE posted:The 9/11 guy should fire up a copy of Microsoft flight sim from back in the day and see if he can nail the timing of the 2nd strike to his radio broadcasts. 
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Jul 31, 2016 18:43
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Woah can't have the pilot with his hands off the stick, that's how you end up ditching in some field in pa
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Aug 1, 2016 01:06
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Fat guy, do keto. Seriously. I've already lost almost 40lbs since April, and you still get to eat bacon, butter, and even chickencheese! this reminded me of that dude who also put his obese dog on keto and killed the gently caress out of it like a moron
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Aug 3, 2016 18:09
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Up next: fat goon & the ketones
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turbomoose posted:I'm a very popular poster in <insert forum name here> Hah remember when girl sweatshirt anonymously confessed to being a dude and loved tricking everyone into thinking he was a chick, but then got busted paying some girl for selfies he tried to pass off as himself?
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Aug 5, 2016 04:45
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Sir_Charles posted:also free H.H Do it for the communal good imo
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bradzilla posted:Smythe is weird about talking about suicide 
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Aug 12, 2016 00:21
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Stuntman posted:hooker guy, the reason your ex was mad at you is because the vast majority of women in sex work ARE either victims of sex trafficking or coerced/groomed into the position. by making use of sex workers, you are directly contributing to human trafficking and abuse. I'm a huge prick Woah dude did you find out about the huge prick part during your thorough investigation of sex work?? Just kidding slavery is ultra terrible and ultra real and I hope all slaves including the sex kind are able to make it to the underground railroad
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Aug 12, 2016 22:54
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We really need to modernize this kind of thing and build some form of underground bullet train. Would the japs be willing to give their technical secrets for humanitarian causes?
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Aug 12, 2016 22:58
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Now that slavery is illegal and itself under ground, should the train be underground as well or would an above ground one be more effective. I'm thinking above would save a lot and people seeing it would be good pr
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Aug 12, 2016 23:00
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how the gently caress can you piss that number of times and only fill a teacup? is it a fuckin huge tea pot? goon is it this *urine color extremely accurate how is it humanly possible to piss 1/5th a teacup's worth five times a night and not just get up and piss once or be unable to hold it?
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Aug 14, 2016 01:09
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I've used the same tea cup for only tea and nothing else for the last ten years. I wash it regularly. Tea or water drunk from this cup tastes noticeably different than a regular cup, because the years of tea penetrated into the ceramic itself. Now imagine if it was piss
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Aug 14, 2016 02:37
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's possible a goon is kane. it's not possible for a guy to jerk off 30 times a day every day unless he has no refractory period. learn some science you small son. All he'd have to do is nut once every 48 minutes, on average, for 24 hours straight. With good time management it can be done imo.
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Aug 15, 2016 06:00
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Groovelord Neato posted:the refractory period gets longer after each nut. somebody call a goon from the acedemics forum to derive the ejaculate function
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Aug 15, 2016 23:24
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Indian ghost kid goon, you know there's probably some Indian dude somewhere in time who was like "when I was a kid I saw something like another kid but also a grown rear end man at the same time somehow and I never told anyone ever too spooky" When you're old you should go back so that kid sees some scary amalgam of all stages of life This is basic timelike loop theory, the kid was scared because he saw a ghost you that was a kid and adult, you only see him as a kid because he only saw you once in his life
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Aug 26, 2016 01:26
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if that was in the vows he would be in the clear to gently caress his work-daughter
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Aug 26, 2016 02:10
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get in the catacombs and drop lsd imo
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Aug 27, 2016 04:12
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I didn't read the actual confession past like fifteen wordsA Strange Aeon posted:Maybe he should try heroin?
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It is my sincerest hope that all goon butts find healing
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Hedrigall posted:Keep pushing that stone up the hill, Sisyphilus My confession is that I'm Sisyphus in real life, constantly doing extreme brutalistic hell labors for no gain. I'm mostly clean tho
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Dream goon, that happens when alternate realities get too close to ours. Similar to ghost goon. Nothing to worry about.
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