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Pissing in the wrong bathroom. Im problem-addict!
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:What's the English equivalent of "Intifada"? Uprising.
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Jun 8, 2016 05:27
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I'll be working in undesirable deportation
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Jun 8, 2016 05:32
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Lone samurai who sells his AR-15 for hire to desperate villages in need of purging them browns. 
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Jun 8, 2016 05:35
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i'm going to be a very tiny trump impersonator that lives in his front pocket and he'll pull me out at white house gatherings to entertain people.
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Jun 8, 2016 05:39
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wall street soothsayer
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Jun 8, 2016 05:44
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alternatively i will probably be drafted to catching the homeless using an oversized butterfly net and a paddy wagon the paddy wagon goes straight to colfax
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Jun 8, 2016 05:45
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The Sphinxster posted:Insurgent I'm the guy who fires mortars from the back of a toyota hilux every night at 3am to make the local enforcer garrison piss themselves
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Jun 8, 2016 05:50
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You guys could all save yourselves a lot of trouble by just typing "traitor".
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Jun 8, 2016 05:52
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ghetto wormhole posted:I'm the guy who fires mortars from the back of a toyota hilux every night at 3am to make the local enforcer garrison piss themselves Dude, let's be serious. You're probably going to have to settle for a 4Runner.
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Jun 8, 2016 05:54
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Maoist Pussy posted:You guys could all save yourselves a lot of trouble by just typing "traitor". how can i speak sedition when my mouth is crammed full of marine cock? chris, did you even see the ribbon on my hummer? its the one with calvin in camouflage pissing on an ethnic.
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Jun 8, 2016 05:55
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The Sphinxster posted:Dude, let's be serious. You're probably going to have to settle for a 4Runner. Will an old F150 do?
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Jun 8, 2016 05:57
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:how can i speak sedition when my mouth is crammed full of marine cock? American is a multi-ethnic nation. You had better get your Calvin pissing on a liberal or a foreign terrorist, pronto. Citizen.
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Jun 8, 2016 06:04
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Sure hope I don't fall out of this guard tower
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Jun 8, 2016 06:17
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I'll be a guard for the Santa Ana death camp in Orange County, California, and I will escape and run away when the Mexicans in our death camps are freed by the Canadians and Japanese. I will later be tried for war crimes due to my role in the camp in 2070 when I am 90 years old by the tireless legal system funded by the wealthy Jose Rodriguenthal Foundation.
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Jun 8, 2016 06:19
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Totally going to feast upon the flesh of my fellow country men.
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Jun 8, 2016 06:21
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skeletonotherkin posted:Totally going to feast upon the flesh of my fellow country men. Will you be favoring any particular areas?
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Jun 8, 2016 06:22
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The Sphinxster posted:Will you be favoring any particular areas? Hint, I'll be making pulled long pork.
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Jun 8, 2016 06:28
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ill make the webstie
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Jun 8, 2016 06:51
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Dying in the Haters & Sad Losers Extermination Camp (falling out of a guard tower).
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Jun 8, 2016 07:26
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Donald J Trumps personal fluffer.
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social justice warrior
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I voted cannibal, but if we're being real here I get sent to a FEMA camp in 2021 for political dissidence in line with COG Edict 46 (issued after the Yellowstone Event but before the annexation of Canada), and get liquidated so they can archive my chromosome and recycle the protein
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Jun 8, 2016 07:48
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Maoist Pussy posted:You guys could all save yourselves a lot of trouble by just typing "traitor". so yeah probably this
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Jun 8, 2016 07:49
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the chromosome ultimately gets discarded but the protein is used to perfect V.6 of NuSoylent edit: Trump Brand NuSoylent™® ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 07:51
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skeletonotherkin posted:Hint, I'll be making pulled long pork. It's just I was hoping to get some geographic clues of where to sort of avoid you see.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I voted cannibal, but if we're being real here I get sent to a FEMA camp in 2021 for political dissidence in line with COG Edict 46 (issued after the Yellowstone Event but before the annexation of Canada), and get liquidated so they can archive my chromosome and recycle the protein man a yellowstone caldera event + trump prez would be some fun times for sure
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Jun 8, 2016 08:26
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no "another skull in the decorative skull pile" option, didn't vote e: just like i won't vote in november
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Man, you guys don't sound very confident about your ability to find a positive role in a better world. Almost like you want things to stay poo poo.
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Bug Bill Murray posted:man a yellowstone caldera event + trump prez would be some fun times for sure Pretty sure you won't have a president anymore if yellostone goes critical.
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Away all Goats posted:social justice warrior I was thinking a robot cop myself.
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Jun 8, 2016 08:55
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The dude who tells Bill Gates to shut off the internet under penalty of death until we can "figure this whole thing out."
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Jun 8, 2016 09:54
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Forensic veterinarian.
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cuck
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My brain and heart will be implanted within Unit GWW1103: a ten foot tall gold-plated mechanical spider. The Golden Wall Weavers will only catch the tail end of the US/Mexican wall project, but we will see a great deal of use in urban renewal projects, as we weave beautiful golden fences around entire districts of Undesirables (based on that district's voting record) and then hunt down all living creatures trapped inside. But there's good news. After I'm processed, my sweetmeats will be coming to a Trumpmart near you. So eat me before I eat you.
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Royal penis washer.
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Maoist Pussy posted:Man, you guys don't sound very confident about your ability to find a positive role in a better world. Almost like you want things to stay poo poo. The devil is scared up to his horns of happiness.
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