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id make a snarky reply, but im too busy making spreadsheets on my phone to do anything else these days
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chaosbreather posted:Did you know computer used to be a job title for human women? Those Bletchley Park gals what smote Enigma were 'computers'. I think the term is you're looking for is "mentats."
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Aug 18, 2016 11:04
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Applewhite posted:Computers were huge back in the 90's but I never see them anymore.
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Aug 18, 2016 11:16
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also YOSPOS is leaking bitch
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Aug 18, 2016 11:18
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lol just lol if you don't use a literal Mainframe at home 
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Aug 18, 2016 12:02
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gently caress tablets. I don't know how you can do anything without a real keyboard.
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Aug 18, 2016 12:03
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Beep bleep boop! Whiiirrrrr! Haha, just kidding!! But that's what they sound like tho. XD
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Aug 18, 2016 12:04
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Computers were a mistake
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Aug 18, 2016 12:14
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Eh probably not. Computers were overhyped. Give me a good modem, and I'm happy.
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Aug 18, 2016 12:17
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yeah my cousin has one
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Aug 18, 2016 12:19
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I have to use a computer.. my hands are too big to browse on a phone because i am a 'real man'
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Aug 18, 2016 12:20
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I think it's time to launch Internet 4.0, which would really put computers ahead in the game Tablets are for babies and phones are for people with social lives (teens, women). I for one compute every day, God willing, and I hope to do even more in the erotic cyberverses of 2020.
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That's a nice phone you got there bet it don't have a GTX 1080 with 2560 CUDA cores.
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Aug 18, 2016 12:35
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i hope computers stay gone this time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flf7ZtDvMew
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The computer cokeback is strong... This forum even has a totally unfunny name based on them now
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The Dennis System posted:gently caress tablets. I don't know how you can do anything without a real keyboard. video streaming and pretty much nothing else
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ConstantDelays posted:Eh probably not. Computers were overhyped. Give me a good modem, and I'm happy. give me room full of abacuses, blackboards, and people to use them
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Aug 18, 2016 15:04
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Computers are still hip!
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If you don't have sick rig you're not really living
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Aug 18, 2016 15:25
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Hey guys, remember "Cyberspace"? And the "Information Superhighway"? 
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Aug 18, 2016 15:49
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After fatigue sets in from handling gay apple products, the pc is there, like a warm plump boob full of milk.
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Aug 18, 2016 16:03
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H.H posted:lol just lol if you don't use a literal Mainframe at home What is that and why is it so ugly
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Y-Hat posted:there's a special place in hell for websites that optimize for mobile browsing while making them harder to navigate on a computer ie half the popular websites gently caress you Gawker, Politifact, MSNBC, Rottentomatoes, CNN, and NHL.com. Watching these websites evolve via the Internet Waybackmachine shows them gradually blowing up images, adding more autoplay videos, and pushing more and more information off-screen. When revenues are measured in clicks and scrolls, then the website design team is incentivized to remove more information from the homepage. "Responsive" design is just slang for "we were too lazy to make and maintain two versions of a website". But hey browsing a website with your smartphone is universally worse experience, so why not make the desktop versions look and feel more like it?
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Aug 18, 2016 16:32
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No. Give it ten or twenty more years and there won't be discrete "computars" anymore. Everything you own will have microchips in it so you can boss it around, but there will no longer be a box under or on your desk that you recognize as the source of your binary powers. Its fine I think I'll wear my thinking devices hub as an emerald ring instead. I feel like it would make sense thematically.
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Aug 18, 2016 16:33
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can't play world of warcraft on phone or tablet or console
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I'm hoping one day that Unix Terminals will become popular again so I can pull out my VT100 and amaze everyone.
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Aug 18, 2016 17:40
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"Computer??" I hardly knew her!
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Aug 18, 2016 20:40
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computers? ha, more like dumb-puters as in, a dumb fad kind of dumb
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Aug 19, 2016 05:38
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personally, I'm about done with all this poo poo except for the porn
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Holy poo poo, the girl from Lazytown is morphing into one of the puppet kids! Either that or the Supermarionation techniques of the next Thunderbirds series is crossing over into the uncanny. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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Aug 19, 2016 06:45
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lol could you imagine? "Hey Erika pass me the CD-ROM so I can install age of mythology" hahaha it will never come back for reals. Its just a fad.
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Aug 19, 2016 06:51
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5 1/4 floppy disks are gonna make a comeback, I just know it.
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Aug 19, 2016 07:10
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Lol computers! I am posting this from my fridge like God intended!
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Aug 19, 2016 07:13
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sounds like nerd poo poo. *slams carriage return with a musical ting, unspools paper from typewriter, licks envelope, addresses TO: SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS, from: GOOD POSTER, adds Joe Montana commemorative stamp, walks to mailbox in underpants*
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Aug 19, 2016 07:32
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I'm on a real computer, gently caress yer phablets and fancy watches!
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Aug 19, 2016 10:54
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H.H posted:lol just lol if you don't use a literal Mainframe at home how do I get a job designing cases for high end IBM gear? I can poo poo retard polygons out my dick all day
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Jesus Christ posted:I can poo poo retard polygons out my dick all day pix pls
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