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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


One Piece of Popular Culture from Existence.

Choosing to use this power will alter the world so that whatever you choose simply never existed. This means that if you choose a property that spawned a bunch of sequels then those sequels likely would never come to exist, and if you choose an actor's breakout role he or she may have never become a big star.

What do you use your power on?

I'd delete "Mambo Number 5."

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Juicy fruit gum and there's no reasonable facsimile that tastes like rotten bananas for 2 minutes. :devil:

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Something Awful Dot Com

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
The Matrix sequels, salty since 1999 and not ready to let it go yet.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Lunixnerd posted:

The Matrix sequels, salty since 1999 and not ready to let it go yet.

But they would have just come out with the matrix series in the matrix inevitably though yeah?

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

The Bible. Save everyone a lot of grief.

Dave Stieb
Apr 15, 2010
Twitter

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Will Farrell

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
The smart move is to delete something from existence that would also eliminate something else awful. For example, eliminate Twilight from existing, and you also stop 50 Shades of Gray from ever being created, too. So it's like you get to remove TWO things for the price of one!

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
Tommy Westphall

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

ScratchAndSniff posted:

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op said popular :colbert:

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
e, ^^^^ god dammit
this thread the internet

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

woah man

WOAH.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Warhammer 40K so it can be invented today by a company that doesn't mismanage the franchise.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

woah man

WOAH.

worth it

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat

Applewhite posted:

Warhammer 40K so it can be invented today by a company that doesn't mismanage the franchise.

Hey they can destroy it however they like now Dawn of War 3 is coming out.

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Apr 8, 2012

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i would remove the remove kebab meme, which for too long has been used to mock the heroic serbian cause

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
I'd remove slavery, which would remove basically all rock n roll and jazz

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

being gay

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
White people

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

welp 3 olives is dead

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
All of the bannable catchphrases and memes. I'd save so many people :10bux: over the years.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

pro wrestling

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
anime

feller
Jul 5, 2006


scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
nerd culture reaching popular recognition. i'm tired of gaming loot crates, tired of comic book poo poo saturation, tired of bing bong theory, and i'm tired of being tired.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Police procedural dramas, which would be like half of all media in existence

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

is "anime" too broad?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

error1 posted:

is "anime" too broad?

You could remove Betty Boop, which is what inspired the guy who made anime

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
'japan' is a good alternative too

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

furries

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Can I pick "video games"

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
the meteor that killed the dinosaurs

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Murphy Brownback posted:

Can I pick "video games"

video games are at least good because they gave manufacturers a financial motivation to push for more powerful hardware, which is great because medical research & scientific simulations are much cheaper to run

now if you said gamers, on the other hand

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Sudo Echo posted:

The Koran. Save everyone a lot of grief.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

I came here to post this. It should be said again.

Furries

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Paris Hilton. Without her, no Kardashian horse poo poo to fill the air waves.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
Abrahamic-monotheism so that'd we'd stuck with the silly Greek & Roman systems that everyone knew was silly but played along with because it was fun

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Wahhabism, the Tea party or Tumblr. Whichevs

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
The Torah

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