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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
The Buddha teaches us that one suffers because one desires. If one goes through life without expectations, one cannot know disappointment. How can I attain such a level? How can I pacify my mind?

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
A 9mm round would help pacify any mind

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

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i start to drown myself but stop when i cum

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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

A 9mm round would help pacify any mind

this would violate my vows of non-violence

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters, OP

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

-buddha

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it
You just have to remember it is what it is. Also assume the worst, pessimist are always pleasantly surprised.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndHQZbpvva0&t=23s

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
There would be no point in cultivating any state of mind if there was not an expectation. I think you are misunderstanding.

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice
Just focus on what you are doing instead of what you are thinking.

Chop the wood and carry the water.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

Buddha. posted:

Just focus on what you are doing instead of what you are thinking.

Just chop the wood and carry the water.

drat right from the horses mouth

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
:420:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Buddha. posted:

Just focus on what you are doing instead of what you are thinking.

Chop the wood and carry the water.

Now I am thinking about chopping the wood and carrying the water. Improvement, yes. Solution? No.

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

a dog from hell posted:

Now I am thinking about chopping the wood and carrying the water. Improvement, yes. Solution? No.

in your case just eat the snacks and make the posts

or whatever it is you are doing.

attention is different from thoughts.

thoughts come and go but cannot be stopped indefinitely.

train yourself to notice when your attention is focused on thought instead of what you are doing.

or just smoke weed or something man

Buddha. fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Aug 27, 2016

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Noted

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
can I have some personalized Buddha advice please and thank you

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
Buddha, how can I flush my shoes?

They are over flowing with my mistakes.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
or as the buddah would call it, bhang

be more like buddha and nirvana

nirvana is a sanskrit word that means go back to Games

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

mdm posted:

or as the buddah would call it, bhang

be more like buddha and nirvana

nirvana is a sanskrit word that means go back to Games

uh it's a band dumbass

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

Toilet Shoes posted:

Buddha, how can I flush my shoes?

They are over flowing with my mistakes.

first you have to take the shoe to the bathroom.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
the only way to pacify your mind is to embrace the pain because the pain makes you a better person OP

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Sid Vicious posted:

uh it's a band dumbass

8 bit isn't band yet tho :confused:

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

Sid Vicious posted:

can I have some personalized Buddha advice please and thank you

be like the ocean under the baby-sun.

flow with things.

waves disturb the surface.

but below it is calm.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Buddha. posted:

attention is different from thoughts.

I take umbrage with this. You are telling me that the difference between the enlightened and the unenlightened is whether or not I am distracted?

I suppose I should hook electrical nodes to my head that can read the psychomagnetic waves in my brain and deliver a shock whenever my mind starts to wander?

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

a dog from hell posted:

I take umbrage with this. You are telling me that the difference between the enlightened and the unenlightened is whether or not I am distracted?

I suppose I should hook electrical nodes to my head that can read the psychomagnetic waves in my brain and deliver a shock whenever my mind starts to wander?

I'm not speaking of enlightenment, just the difference between a thought and your attention.

I suppose you could try that if you are so inclined.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

Buddha. posted:

be like the ocean under the baby-sun.

flow with things.

waves disturb the surface.

but below it is calm.

okay I'm doing things right already thanks big B

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Buddha. posted:

I'm not speaking of enlightenment, just the difference between a thought and your attention.

I suppose you could try that if you are so inclined.

My point is that constantly prodding yourself into feeling or thinking what you think you should be feeling or thinking is ineffective.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Buddha. posted:

Chop the wood and carry the water.

Yes, but I cannot carry the water forever. And when I set it down to rest, I find no respite.

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

a dog from hell posted:

My point is that constantly prodding yourself into feeling or thinking what you think you should be feeling or thinking is ineffective.

no prodding.

try this: focus on the sensation of your breath at the tip of your nose.

when your attention shifts from that sensation to another thought you will eventually realize this has occurred.

return your attention to only the sensation of your breath at the tip of your nose.

do that for anywhere from 20 minutes to however long you care to do it.

that's all she wrote.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
We thirst for the knowledge that ends all knowledge. We shake our fists at the sky and curse God for our predicament. God is silent.

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Yes, but I cannot carry the water forever. And when I set it down to rest, I find no respite.

find somewhere comfy and take a nap.

a dog from hell posted:

We thirst for the knowledge that ends all knowledge. We shake our fists at the sky and curse God for our predicament. God is silent.

Yet there is never a moment when there is true and complete silence.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Buddha. posted:

no prodding.

try this: focus on the sensation of your breath at the tip of your nose.

when your attention shifts from that sensation to another thought you will eventually realize this has occurred.

return your attention to only the sensation of your breath at the tip of your nose.

do that for anywhere from 20 minutes to however long you care to do it.

that's all she wrote.

I think therefore I am.

Ever heard that, Buddha.? And you think you're so smart...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Buddha. posted:

find somewhere comfy and take a nap.

Best advice from a deity, ever.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Buddha. posted:

Yet there is never a moment when there is true and complete silence.

What seems like noise is silence.

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

a dog from hell posted:

What seems like noise is silence.


k.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Buddha is butthurt :(

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

VendaGoat posted:

Best advice from a deity, ever.

I hate to be a bother but could I have one goat please?


a dog from hell posted:

Buddha is butthurt :(

have you ever sat on your rear end for days at a time feeling your loving breath??

I need to get a cushion or something.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Sit in a quiet place and concentrate on your breathing. When thoughts arise, acknowledge them, but then concentrate on your breathing again. Do this every day for many years.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

The Dennis System posted:

Sit in a quiet place and concentrate on your breathing. When thoughts arise, acknowledge them, but then concentrate on your breathing again. Do this every day for many years.

Until you're dead!

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