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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

My favorite Chris Brown video is when NASA strapped him into a rocket and launched him into a meteor while he belted out his hit single. I assume their intention was to give the meteor a bunch of bruises that would cause it to hide for a couple of weeks until they figured out a permanent solution.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 19:34

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:38

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Why do they can him breezy anyway. Is it because of the way His fist makes a breeze right before it hits a lady's face

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 19:55

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

He should have thrown the bag into the bouncy castle and prayed for a strong Breezy to carry it fifty feet into the air. Police would never be able to prove that the illegal poo poo wasn't put into the castle after it left his estate. Case closed.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 20:09

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Moridin920 posted:

Baylee

hahahahahahaha loving white people

She's named after what her mom drank while she was pregnant.

She's also doing a lot better in life than her little brother, Absinthe.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 20:49

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Okay, so I'm just going to ask: Does anyone actually use that swimming pool at Chris' house?

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 21:39

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Three Olives posted:

Set the house on fire.

Aren't you worried the embers might blow on to the roof of yours?

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 22:02

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:38

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Moridin920 posted:

ronda rousey should fight chris brown for supremacy

*Ronda places Chris in an armbar causing him to tap out in seconds*

*Chris gets up, screams in fury, and punches a ringside babe in the face*

"OMG bitch be cheatn! Dat right hook to dat one ho tho! #BreezySquad" says thousands of women on Twitter.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 23:53

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