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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I've hollowed out a tire gauge to smoke pot. And one time in high school we made a bong out of a whistle taped to a pop can.

Pretty tame but I'm counting on GOONS to liven this thread up :getin:

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I used a tobacco pipe to smoke spice once

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Your mum

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LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe
Various people and souls.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Lol at "mum"

But seriously I'm curious .... elaborate please

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I used a tobacco pipe to smoke spice once

Those hold a LOT of smoking material . Don't ask how I know :wink:

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
my rear end

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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
seriously if you dont have access to a plastic bottle, some hose and tin foil youre a dumbcunt or a tryhard

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
converted a wok and a decorative glass w pokemon designs on it into a vape

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Made a bong out of a dog's skull about 20 years ago. It was one of our dogs, we had forgotten where he was buried and accidentally disinterred him while digging a fish pond

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

In high school we took a large hollow decorative candy cane and put some tinfoil with holes on one end and drilled out a little carb. We probably all have some terrible lung disease from inhaling heated PVC now.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
made a sick hookah kinda bongthing out of CAT5 cables, a big ol socket thibgy from a socket wrench, and a watermelon. the watermelon started gettin a lil funky after a day tho so I swapped everything over to one of those yuuuge 3 liter soda bottles but it wasn't as cool


also in high school I took my TI-83 apart and basically put a pipe inside of it, it still worked but now if you popped the batteries out you could stick a lil foil bowl in there and use that input jack as a mouthpiece, it was a bad pipe functionally-wise but it was cool because it was literally a working graphing calculator/weed smokin' pipe

way before Vapes were cool and popular I have made one out of a battery powered soldering iron and an old jelly jar with the Flintstones on it :) we called it Fred and broke it in (we got flintstoned lol) in the movie theater watchin the 2nd harry potter movie and dobby grossed me out severely

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
don't make fun of me all of these things are cool and im proud of it

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Bifurcating spigot? Like it splits one water stream into 2, dunno what it's called. Anyway it worked poorly and got extremely hot. Milk jug bong gets xxxtreme hits though.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

skateboard + pvc pipe for a bong on wheels

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
This thread is making me realize Photobucket has deleted my account from highschool. The best piece I ever made was a bubbler out of a sipee cup that looked like a dog (I had pictures). I named it Rover Hendrix and it was decently functional for being homebrew and plastic. It is also what out'ed me as a weed man as my dad found it in sophomore year of highschool :dukedoge:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Whatever I find in the native American dumping ground by my house. Found a cool Halloween skull.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i think there's always been a pipe or paper around for me so nothing too crazy on that count. it was usually a lack of weed more than anything - i'd buy pipes when i couldn't find weed.

what sticks out in my memory is smoking weed that i had already vaped twice or maybe three times. it's not great!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

your mom so I could do crack :grin:

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I replaced the mouthpiece on a hookah with a dildo so I could shove it up my rear end and blow smoke rings out my mouth

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

made a gravity bong out of a five gallon water bottle and trumpet mouthpiece

someone in yospos made an internet connected vape out of an old mac

http://raspberryhigh.wikia.com/wiki/Raspberryhigh_Wiki

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



What the hell is wrong with you kids. If you don't have the appropriate hardware just buttchug the weed

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
I've also smoked out of notebook paper, brown paper bag, and pages of a bible from a church; inside of the church. It's pretty sad what I've done to myself for a good time.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


I made a bong out of a scuba tank.

then it blew my nuts off. :(

http://www.isthatlegit.com/calgary-man-loses-testicles-while-trying-to-fill-scuba-tank-with-weed-smoke/

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

a giant piece of copper pipe with 2 t-junctions

smoked copper related chemicals, hallucinated

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

In college my roommate and I made a pineapple bong. We didn't need to put water in it because the process of making it filled it with fresh pineapple juice.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
you poors need to buy decent paraphernalia

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Using lengths of clear plastic piping, three mtn dew bottles, water, and a metal pipe I made a terrible triple percolator in freshman year of college.

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
my first pipe as a teenager was a pop out cigarette lighter from a car and a coffee stirrer

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002


i think thats how kids meme these days?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
when i was in high school we'd use a bic pen, cut out a small section of one side and push it together into an "L" shape and then duct tape it to make a bend in the pipe, then put a ratchet on the end (small square side down and larger hex side up), again attached with duck tape, and it used to be you could get a screen out of pretty much any sink faucet

Ivan Yurkinov
Jan 13, 2010

Ignite Memories posted:

In college my roommate and I made a pineapple bong. We didn't need to put water in it because the process of making it filled it with fresh pineapple juice.

Was this good? I am seriously tempted to try this.

Contribution to thread: I smoked out of the plastic tube that a tampon comes in one time. Okay more than once. With a little tinfoil cap with holes it actually worked great.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



one time i smoked weed out of a banana

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FreelanceSocialist posted:



i think thats how kids meme these days?
this is a pretty solid meme

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Just a soda can. It was demonstrably worse than using paraphernalia specific designed for drug function, so I've never done that again.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
in high school me and some friends found an old trumpet in the trash behind a pawn shop and discovered that a 2 liter bottle would sort of snap into the horn with an airtight seal. after plugging the keys up and giving it some tubing for hookah style hoses, it worked pretty great as a hookah bong (mixed skunk weed with honey and mint shishah- v relaxing). trumpet mouthpiece was kinda a small bowl tho so we ended up goin back to the pawnshop and getting a tuba mouthpiece lol

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
nothing because marijuan isn't a drug

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
speaking of tire gauges, valve stems actually make really good one-hitters, like they're made for it



Unscrew the valve and you've got a nice metal bowl with a small opening, you can even keep the cap and close it if you don't finish the bowl

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Since high school I've almost exclusively used pipes I've made from tinfoil and cardboard toilet paper tubes. I just think it's funny when you pull it out at a party and everybody gives a little sideways "Goddamn that's trashy" look, yet none of them refuse to hit it.

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