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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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FSU lost again with a historically bad defense! If you're interested in getting your QB a Heisman, please schedule us this year - space is limited!

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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LLCoolJD posted:

Saving this in case I ever need to use it.

Frank Beamer-style, I like it

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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LLCoolJD posted:

Was the empty case his idea?

I have no idea so I'm gonna say yes.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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The Seminoles are ranked 100th or worse nationally out of 128 FBS teams in the following categories...

Points allowed per game: 35.4, 105th nationally (only five Power Five teams have a worse average)
Yards allowed per play: 6.98, 125th nationally (worst among all Power Five teams)
Yards allowed per run: 5.22, 113th nationally (only five Power Five teams have a worst average)
Yards allowed per pass: 9.4, 125th nationally (worst among all Power Five teams)
Opponent passer rating: 154.06, 115th nationally (third worst among all Power Five teams)
Plays of 10+ yards allowed: 81, 110th nationally (only seven Power Five teams have a worse average)
Plays of 20+ yards allowed: 36, 126th nationally (tied for worst nationally)
Plays of 30+yards allowed: 23, 127th nationally (worst of any Power Five team)
Opponent 3rd-down conversions: 43.86 percent, 100th nationally

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Miami please wash upon us as a cleansing fire and lift away the stain that is our defensive coaching staff, as we are very literally the worst power 5 defense in the country amen

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Jordanis posted:

You can't possibly be worse than Oregon.

**checks**

.............. okay but it's comparably bad, usually within 10 spots of each other

http://www.espn.com/college-football/statistics/team/_/stat/total/position/defense/

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Oct 2, 2016

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Will Muschamp and Charles Strong co-DCs at FSU next year while still being paid millions by Texas and Florida/South Carolina

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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bad boys for life posted:

Yeah I was there too and that is the worst defense I've ever seen watching FSU play for 30 years. That defense against GT was bad, but the one now is far more talented, theyre just badly coached and theyre lazy. I saw our linebackers and dbs jogging toward the ball carrier multiple times not wanting to hit the guy since someone else may get him. They called prevent on first down when NC had to drive 40 yards, and got burned with 23 seconds left. Charles Kelly needs to be gone as soon as possible. Im hoping UM scores 100 and they fire him after the game.

15 of the 20 worst defensive performances in fsu history came under Kelly

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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"You should smile more" he says to the left tackle. "You'd look nicer if you smiled"

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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No wonder they forgot to bat the ball down

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Chance The Rapper in Tallahassee next week \:unsmith:/

Tomahawknation has an okay rundown of how bad our defense is or isn't being clouded by the level of offenses we've been playing this year

http://www.tomahawknation.com/florida-state-football-fsu-noles/2016/10/4/13146998/florida-state-defense-fsu-charles-kelly-offense-opposing

Still ridiculously awful

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Oct 4, 2016

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Ever since people started taking knees during the national anthem, soldiers have been committing suicide a lot. It's horrible but also don't ask me to do anything to help, im already not broadcasting this game.

Also google hates the flag because they didnt honor easter that one time. I will never use google again since Bing honored my heritage and religion with colorful easter eggs.

I still use google.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Oh my god no


https://mobile.twitter.com/dannyboycane13/status/783304837295472640

https://mobile.twitter.com/dannyboycane13/status/783305652940709888
https://mobile.twitter.com/dannyboycane13/status/783305785472323584

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://mobile.twitter.com/PUSportsTurf/status/783341487698378752

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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mercenarynuker posted:

What the gently caress am I looking at here, Purdue's varsity mini-golf course?

Sorry, sinkhole opened up in one of their field's endzones

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Joey Freshwater posted:

I have no idea who DannyboyCane is

You're missing out

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Are they going to eat the tiger

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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J-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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you laugh, but I thought I heard today that drudge tweeted something like the weather channel is overselling Hurricane Mathew to get people to believe global warming

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Crotch Bat posted:

:staredog: What were these last 2 pages of lunacy?

They will eat the tiger

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Cancel the FSU - Miami game this year

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Dilber posted:

I'm in a pink area and I say no! Am I at the bottom of it and I've only had 1 20 minute outage and 3 Brown outs? Yes

It's really just best for everyone if the game doesn't take place I think

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Is the band kneeling? That might be why Scott decided that

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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https://twitter.com/NCAAEmily/status/784425728616067072


Dilber posted:

No fsu band for the game. Gonna leave a section empty across from me.


This is terrible news

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Scarf posted:

FSU chant by a loving long shot.

At least John Denver, et al, has some artistic merit.

The Warchant accomplishes, in spades, what it sets out to do. I believe that is merit onto itself

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Is there any online thing that plays audio in reverse? I wanna hear what fight songs sound like in reverse.

Also this too https://youtu.be/QxkKlzInR4Y

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

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Ehhh i cant blame him for getting pissed for someone trying to hurt his little brother

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