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Hey everybody, was looking in the mirror this evening after my monthly shower and I noticed that there was something wrong with my butt and am hoping the goons can help me out here. My butt appears to have been cracked at some point and there is a giant crack going down the middle! What do I do? Should I go see a doctor?
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Oct 27, 2016 03:32
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I think the best strategy is to log off
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Oct 27, 2016 03:35
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Just fill it in with a quick dry caulk. Don't be afraid to really pack that caulk in there. You need to completely fill in the crevasse. With caulk.
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Oct 27, 2016 03:35
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Stick something in it and report back the results
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Oct 27, 2016 03:37
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Alright I tried to stick something in there to fill the gap but it just fell out. And now there is some sort of oil coming out of the butt  .
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Oct 27, 2016 03:38
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palpate and probe the region to see if theres an underlying cause
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Oct 27, 2016 03:41
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bag em and tag em posted:Just fill it in with a quick dry caulk. Don't be afraid to really pack that caulk in there. You need to completely fill in the crevasse. I think that was what got him into this mess in the first place. You need lube bro
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Oct 27, 2016 03:44
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No you idiot that's your face!!!
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Oct 27, 2016 03:58
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This is a horrible thread and you are not funny
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Oct 27, 2016 03:58
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Fill the hole with concrete and smear the concrete across the entire crack with a putty knife. The heat and moisture will make the concrete set rapidly. You won't be able to poo poo or comfortably sit ever again but you can be reassured that it won't crack further then fall off.
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Oct 27, 2016 04:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl4V6jhlwcA
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Oct 27, 2016 05:02
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stop shoving things in it OP
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Oct 27, 2016 05:03
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The way of goatse is not for the weak willed or faint of heart.
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Oct 27, 2016 05:05
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:This is a horrible thread and you are not funny Agree and disagree.
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Oct 27, 2016 05:11
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u have one of my most fav avs OP
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Oct 27, 2016 05:13
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don't seal it up that's where babies come from don't trap the babies
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Oct 27, 2016 05:46
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Sounds like you're gonna die op. Sorry
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Oct 27, 2016 06:16
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Your poor butt. Maybe, we'll be able to better help if we had a better idea of what we're dealing with here. Post a picture of your broken butt.
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Oct 27, 2016 06:41
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You need a,plumber. Who is really a male prostitute. Who is off duty and working for uber. Who will drive you to a proctologist.
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Oct 27, 2016 06:46
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Anal Conquistadors is a good name for a band imho
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Oct 27, 2016 18:29
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Devian666 posted:Fill the hole with concrete and smear the concrete across the entire crack with a putty knife. The heat and moisture will make the concrete set rapidly. You won't be able to poo poo or comfortably sit ever again but you can be reassured that it won't crack further then fall off. you underestimate the power and majesty of the human rear end once again, Devian666
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Oct 27, 2016 18:29
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Stop posting and get to spackling.
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Oct 27, 2016 18:46
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Don't worry about the spackling.
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Oct 27, 2016 19:22
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Congrats op you are now a sexually mature male and can have other sexually mature males who are also consenting put their dicks up there. Enjoy. I know I will.
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