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Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

This is stupid and lovely and my calves and throat ache like a motherfucker. I moved to a majority hispanic city so I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit in the first place. I require assistance.

Here is a theatrical recreation of what I am going through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTzR-sv6mQ8

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:48

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:46

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Nathilus posted:

This is stupid and lovely and my calves and throat ache like a motherfucker. I moved to a majority hispanic city so I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit in the first place. I require assistance.

Here is a theatrical recreation of what I am going through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTzR-sv6mQ8

Start sucking and loving. Good luck OP

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:51

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Just keep your hands where I can see them

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:52

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Oscar Wild posted:

Start sucking and loving. Good luck OP

Wouldnt the other whites consider that immoral and start ostracising me?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:53

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

kill whitey

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:57

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

glowstick party tonight posted:

kill whitey

Whoa please no man. We're not all THAT bad, right? And every kind of human being is worthy of their own existence and at least a modicum of respect from others, RIGHT?!?!?! *starts sweating bullets*

DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH RIGHT!!!!! *clearly terrified*

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:00

gizmojumpjet: Feb 21, 2006; Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.; Grimey Drawer

Are you literally trapped, or figuratively trapped? This is an important distinction.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:01

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Nathilus posted:

Whoa please no man. We're not all THAT bad, right? And every kind of human being is worthy of their own existence and at least a modicum of respect from others, RIGHT?!?!?! *starts sweating bullets*

DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH RIGHT!!!!! *clearly terrified*

Don't worry. White lives have always mattered.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:01

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

gizmojumpjet posted:

Are you literally trapped, or figuratively trapped? This is an important distinction.

To be honest I'm not sure whether or not these other people would kill me if I attempted to leave. I was kinda eyeing the door earlier tho and by the look on my bosses face when he caught me at it, I'd presume so.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:03

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

What the gently caress is a white person?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:05

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

My Man Shran posted:

What the gently caress is a white person?

It would take far too long to explain. Watch earth transmission "leave it to beaver" to understand the true nature of us, the creatures called "whitey". The only thing that it leaves out is that we aggressively spread whitey lifestyle like cancer and have been doing so for hundreds of years. The show depicts whitey endgame basically.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:10

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Nathilus posted:

Wouldnt the other whites consider that immoral and start ostracising me?

No, we just assume it's part of your nature. And you're going to be ostracized anyway.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:24

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

Nathilus posted:

It would take far too long to explain. Watch earth transmission "leave it to beaver" to understand the true nature of us, the creatures called "whitey". The only thing that it leaves out is that we aggressively spread whitey lifestyle like cancer and have been doing so for hundreds of years. The show depicts whitey endgame basically.

I really think differentiating between sects of our society based on skin color is really weird. I think we should do it like Peter Thiel and divide ourselves based on economic contribution.

Makers like Newt Gingrich, Dolly Parton, and Donald Trump.

Takers like Barack Obama, George Washington Carver, and Mariah Carey.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:36

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Isn't Op morbidly obese? If anything they need help :smuggo:

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:37

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

My Man Shran posted:

I really think differentiating between sects of our society based on skin color is really weird. I think we should do it like Peter Thiel and divide ourselves based on economic contribution.

Makers like Newt Gingrich, Dolly Parton, and Donald Trump.

Takers like Barack Obama, George Washington Carver, and Mariah Carey.

White isnt a skin color. It's a state of mind and a phase of matter. Have you ever heard of a white hole? They exist.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:14

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Hey why don't you just unhinge your jaw and eat all the other white people you fat bastard!

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:15

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

White people rock op. Wtf. :shrug:

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:22

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

embrace your whiteness by eating some olives and talking about where you get your coffee in the morning and afternoon (starbucks)

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:24

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Hey homey you need to get some threads.

*slides ll bean catalog across coffee table*

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:26

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

You should be proud of being white OP. We call it white pride and its the right pride

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:28

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

Nathilus posted:

White isnt a skin color. It's a state of mind and a phase of matter. Have you ever heard of a white hole? They exist.

I'd like to experience your white hole.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:30

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

white.... people... ?!

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:31

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Talk about your sweater collection

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:48

Robot Cuttlefish: Apr 6, 2016

Nathilus posted:

Wouldnt the other whites consider that immoral and start ostracising me?

Now you're getting the idea

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:53

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

My Man Shran posted:

I'd like to experience your white hole.

PM me.

Hardawn posted:

Talk about your sweater collection

Sock garter discussion central.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:55

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Sid Vicious posted:

Hey why don't you just unhinge your jaw and eat all the other white people you fat bastard!

gently caress you sid! My dick has been really lonely lately without you around. Crouch down now mang you know what to do. :bigtran:

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:57

naem: May 29, 2011

Nathilus posted:

Have you ever heard of a white hole? They exist.

I have one of those in my pants

# ? Jan 20, 2017 22:57

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

naem posted:

I have one of those in my pants

Same but I hate to admit to it. I'm very protective of it. Getting cornholed sucks.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:15

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Nathilus posted:

Same but I hate to admit to it. I'm very protective of it. Getting cornholed sucks.

you're just not doing it right :wink:

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:38

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Man everyone is all over my white hole atm yall need to BACK THE gently caress. UP and pm me like loving gentlemen if you really that interested. I mean even my man shran managed to figure out that there are formalities to be attended to, its obviously not rocket science.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:02

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Alright, who's the white guy?!

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:05

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

jon joe posted:

Alright, who's the white guy?!

I'm the white guy!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeey, ahahahahaha!

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:06

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whos the whites though???? im pretty white.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:08

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

numberoneposter posted:

whos the whites though???? im pretty white.

You are up north, so probably pretty translucent I'm now picturing in my mind's eye

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:13

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

who are the honorary whites?

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:29

Artum: Feb 13, 2012; DUN da dun dun da DUUUN; Soiled Meat

Sucks to be you OP, I'm in a tiny box room and there are no white people around me.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:36

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

Nathilus posted:

Man everyone is all over my white hole atm yall need to BACK THE gently caress. UP and pm me like loving gentlemen if you really that interested. I mean even my man shran managed to figure out that there are formalities to be attended to, its obviously not rocket science.

You will be mine someday.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:36