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Cobra_Commander
Jan 5, 2017

:siren:SHITPOSTER ALERT!:siren:

Put this Nazi-loving dipshit on ignore immediately!
http://www.starwars.com/news/the-official-title-for-star-wars-episode-viii-revealed



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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

poo poo, is my webcam on? are you a hacker

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my star wars name would be GIRTH VADER

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i have strong opinions about star wars

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Are they seriously still making these loving things?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It's only been two episodes since the Jedi returned and now this is the last one???

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm just so tired of all these last jedi

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I sure am tired of all these star wars

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Will it have Jat Jar Binks, i liked him.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
what happened to all the other jedi :bang:

didn't he like train people and poo poo?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
What if The Last Jedi is Darth Vader who went forward in time and became good?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
the last jarjar

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

That Robot posted:

what happened to all the other jedi :bang:

didn't he like train people and poo poo?

the kylo REN-egades took em outtttt

Wooded Zacynthus
Mar 15, 2015

Cobra_Commander

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Worst Jedi

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
They should have made the jedi out of stronger materials

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Star Trek got weird once Lucas took over.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Star Wars Episode VIII: A Star Wars Story

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Star Wars Episode IX: Siths To Your Assmar

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
Star Wars X: Greedo's Quest

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Force Awakens and Rogue One were badass IMO. Looking forward to the Last Jedi TBQH

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Well Jedi is also the plural form of Jedi so this might mean the last Jedi (plural).

More likely though: Mark Hamill dies.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

a bone to pick posted:

Well Jedi is also the plural form of Jedi so this might mean the last Jedi (plural).

More likely though: Mark Hamill dies.

Or he says gently caress it and turns Sith.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Pretty sure it means they'll be more good guy force users, just they'll drop that name and also maybe let them bone people too.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


as titles go its not bad. Better than attack of the clones or the force awakens but kinda boring too. it's pretty safe and obvious. Kind of like disney.

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
Real star wars fans hate star wars

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I liked the last one, and I want to see the one with Ip Man

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I watched the first Star Wars a couple years ago and it was actually pretty good. Which other ones should I watch that don't blow?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

OctoberBlues posted:

I watched the first Star Wars a couple years ago and it was actually pretty good. Which other ones should I watch that don't blow?

Just watch the original trilogy. The new movies if you want more.

Skip the prequels.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i'm pretty sure this is how it's gonna play out

> kylo ren turns to the light side

> rey becomes a sith

> chewbacca gets killed by some wimpy stormtrooper. there is a scene where there a bunch of stormtroopers kicking him as he dies.

> R2D2 and C3PO get smashed under an AT-AT walker

> rey gets pregnant by the voldemort emperor hologram

> kylo ren kills her in the climactic battle by impaling her in her pregnant stomach with his lightsaber

> kylo ren then dies of cancer after living in years of solitude

> closing scene of the trilogy is the milennium falcon on fire (unexplained) and the NEW death star flying around destroying planets.

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
is luke skywalker gonna train rey and then anticlimactically become a pussy in the fight against the main lightsaber using villain like kenobi and just vanish instead of helping people by fighting?

i!ii!!iii!!!ii!!i!
Jan 5, 2011

Cool avs beyond this door.
Huh I guess Luke ain't getting out of this one alive

Kaincypher
Apr 24, 2008

a bone to pick posted:

Well Jedi is also the plural form of Jedi so this might mean the last Jedi (plural).

More likely though: Mark Hamill dies.

Isn't Luke already the Last Jedi? I took the title to be about the current situation, not a "there can only be one" kind of thing. Maybe Episode 9 is called "Jedi Buddy Adventures." You don't know.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Luke skywalker and darth vadewr are the same person

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
I used to love Star Wars until I realized that there are only two legitimately great movies in the entire franchise (ANH and ESB). ROTJ is mediocre, prequels are unwatchable, TFA was unoriginal and boring, and rogue one was decent.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Universe Master posted:

Pretty sure it means they'll be more good guy force users, just they'll drop that name and also maybe let them bone people too.

Keep your Force off my genitals!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
star wars can suck one

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


This doesn't necessarily mean anything, but the very first filming was done on Skellig Michael way ahead of the rest, which is where rey meets luke. After that wrapped, basically nothing happened for a while. To be fair, filming at skellig michael has to be a nightmare to schedule and make happen since it's a valued archaeological site, but it might mean luke isn't in the movie very much

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jeb

Bogus Adventure fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Jan 24, 2017

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Luke is in gay love with his droid and all his jedi secrets die with him once he gets some sort of sex disease. It's pretty common in this universe.

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