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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
help please i am at work and im super dizzy and i almoste fainted twice. please what do i do i dont wanna die i have cats

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
kegels

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Have some vitamins

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Isaac posted:

Have some vitamins

:confused:

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Drive home and die there so they have something to eat.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
have some minerals!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I am trying to eat a Fiber One bar but my teeth are too brittle help

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Arkanomen posted:

Drive home and die there so they have something to eat.

you are a comedian why will you not help me sir

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

JiveHonky posted:

I am trying to eat a Fiber One bar but my teeth are too brittle help


unpleasantly turgid posted:

have some minerals!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Maybe go to the hospital or an urgent care center? Either is probably better than being at work.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i am not where minerals are, i am in a office oh go1q

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

eat fresh

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Eat some potato skins

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i have passed. coworker is type this. talk with weejy board. all is love. all is peace.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Have you checked your oxygen line to make sure it'
s clear?

e: dag!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
not afraid. light is all around. god is allah. allah is great. allah is the light.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my pets here. who kill my pets? why my pets here

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
UR outside of time now, lil buddy. Ur in the beyond. I am there w/ u.. except not yet?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

what's in your inventory?
also, go left

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
keep drinking u pussy

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

JiveHonky posted:

my pets here. who kill my pets? why my pets here

me. i sent them to papa.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

If you didn't leave a will GBS is going to fight your family for your stuff in court. I think we have a pretty strong case.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Spin the opposite way before you sit on it again

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

500 good dogs posted:

what's in your inventory?
also, go left

>Check the well

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

help please i am at work and im super dizzy and i almoste fainted twice. please what do i do i dont wanna die i have cats

Sounds like an anxiety attack. You need to release stress.

Since you're probably going to die anyway, I'd recommend you go punch your boss in the face after replacing the office wallpaper with goat.se. You'll feel way better!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

...and the pitch! posted:

...leave...GBS...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i feelling better now i think it was just a blood sugar attack

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Oh poo poo! A bloodsugarsexzombie! Scatter!!!

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


JiveHonky posted:

i feelling better now i think it was just a blood sugar attack

be less fat and have less diabetes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

JiveHonky posted:

i feelling better now i think it was just a blood sugar attack
better drink a beer just in case

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
drink a kentucky mule OP!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Eat some medicinal ribs. :munch:

Oh yeah hey this is the guy who didn't want any midol earlier. :downs:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
insulin spike in the belly

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Have a Worry Beer

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

buy this proprietary blend of essential oils I'm selling for $200 per milliliter

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

JiveHonky posted:

i feelling better now i think it was just a blood sugar attack

so are you dead or what I have questions

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i get 'synocopal episodes' occasionally and clenching your leg muscles can help keep the blood in your brain where it belongs. otherwise you gotta lie down eventually for a little while. hope this helps

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
i think i'm sighing,

yep I am

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
sorry, but i'm not allowed to help you die or even give you encouragement

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Have you tried trusting in our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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