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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

49 years old and have six kids with 2 mommas. All you young goons you will one day be where I'm at and you will realize death is around the corner. Survived a heart attack at 44. Have 2 baby mommas and m afraid of death but hate my life. Welcome to your future.

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
happy birthday

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Spend your birthday not online you sad old man.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:synpa:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sorry, i dont want to make your birthday thread about me

happy birthday

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
My ex had a guinea pig with the same name as you OP. He died tragically.

Edit: the pig died tragically, that is. My ex's death was pretty by the books.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

The hard part is knowing I have less than 20 Christmas days before I'm dead. Life is short and then You don't exist forever.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
fewer

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:synpa:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
are your baby mommas hot

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

My wife is a bitch.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

What's your dick sitch? Still able to gently caress one or more baby momma?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
no thanks

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Piggy Smalls posted:

My wife is a bitch.

shut the gently caress up

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Baby mama 1 is remarried. Baby mama 2 is sucking the money out of my account.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
best wishes to you and your baby mammas

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
bitter old man

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

What brand of lovely scotch are you drinking?

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Sake then whiskey then yager. Mixing drinks is not good but I assure you I'm sober.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Btw Abe is a piece of poo poo.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Yeah gently caress Lincoln

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Sandwolf posted:

Yeah gently caress Lincoln

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Why would you reg an account in 2015

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKvNtAVZyOc

all the young goons

HEY GOONS

carry the news

Boogaloo goons

carry the new heeewss

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

yeah well i got drunk as gently caress all day today while working from home. can't do that when you've got six kids gramps

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Piggy Smalls posted:

All you young goons you will one day be where I'm at

NOPE OP!!!!


nice job digging your own grave OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
hbd

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

I would love to move to Thailand and marry a Ladyboy

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

Piggy Smalls posted:

I would love to move to Thailand and marry a Ladyboy

Follow ur dreams

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
are u a hot dad

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
edit: on second thought that's too mean even for gbs shitposting me.

EvilJoven fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jul 28, 2017

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Oh ya and happy birthday.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Sorry about your brain OP. Hopefully your death will strengthen the family. Godspeed.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Piggy Smalls posted:

The hard part is knowing I have less than 20 Christmas days before I'm dead. Life is short and then You don't exist forever.

how do you know you won't live past :69snypa:?

also happy birthday friend

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
How can you have six kids and hate your life? What are your kids like total dicks or something? :shrug:

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Stress about job etc. if I was single I wouldn't give a poo poo.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Piggy Smalls posted:

Stress about job etc. if I was single I wouldn't give a poo poo.

gently caress you

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Piggy Smalls posted:

49 years old and have six kids with 2 mommas. All you young goons you will one day be where I'm at and you will realize death is around the corner. Survived a heart attack at 44. Have 2 baby mommas and m afraid of death but hate my life. Welcome to your future.
I'll be dead before then, sucker :grin:

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

do you hate your kids or something? 6 is quite the full quiver

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Young goons: get a vasectomy at age 16 and if you want kids adopt a gay baby.

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