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Sep 26, 2017 17:56
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Jose posted:are you yet another gbs dog fucker? I would never gently caress a dog much less one this grotesque dogs are good boys and you shouldn't hurt them!! 
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Sep 26, 2017 18:03
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Wamdoodle posted:Use all three of your hands ty! currently jacking off my dick like crazy
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Sep 26, 2017 18:06
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Why is 'bottom' sometimes used for as a replacement for rear end when it is located in the middle of the body? Feet are the bottom.
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Sep 26, 2017 18:13
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Jake Mustache posted:Why is 'bottom' sometimes used for as a replacement for rear end when it is located in the middle of the body? Feet are the bottom. Feet are a recent thing.
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Sep 26, 2017 18:14
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Its a relic of our torsocentric culture.
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Sep 26, 2017 18:15
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Help my penis boneis missing??
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Sep 26, 2017 18:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk
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Sep 26, 2017 18:17
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Why can't nerve cells regenerate like other cells?
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Sep 26, 2017 18:31
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they can but they just grow back differently than how they were. They re-network themselves
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Sep 26, 2017 23:00
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Why don't more people get colostomy bags? Like if you have crohns, or some other digestive issue, why not just make a hole and poo poo in a bag?
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Sep 26, 2017 23:40
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Grevling posted:Help my penis boneis missing?? Mine too
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Sep 27, 2017 00:08
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This wouldn't be an issue if you were a raccoon.
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Sep 27, 2017 00:31
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Volcott posted:This wouldn't be an issue if you were a raccoon. I talked with an old timer who told me that he penis bone of a racoon makes a good toothpick. I don't know if he was messing with me or not, though.
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Sep 27, 2017 04:33
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How come sometimes when I get really, really scared I jizz my pants with no physical stimulation and usually no erection? This has only happened 5 times but each time was very memorable in that I was 100% sure I was going to die and that I ended up with jizz-filled boxers without having an orgasm. Serious medical responses only plz.
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Sep 27, 2017 04:38
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what would happen if you could jack off everywhere BUT your penis? would that be hosed up or what, OP?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:How come sometimes when I get really, really scared I jizz my pants with no physical stimulation and usually no erection? This has only happened 5 times but each time was very memorable in that I was 100% sure I was going to die and that I ended up with jizz-filled boxers without having an orgasm. Serious medical responses only plz. It's a natural, defensive reaction. Your body is trying to scare off predators, much like a squid shooting ink. The main difference is that you end up with crusty briefs, and the squid's beak remains clean.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:00
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its all nice on rice posted:It's a natural, defensive reaction. Your body is trying to scare off predators, much like a squid shooting ink. The main difference is that you end up with crusty briefs, and the squid's beak remains clean. Actually one time a squid was attacking me in the Gulf of Mexico. I actually don’t want to go into this any deeper...
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Sep 27, 2017 05:04
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when will I achieve fusion
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Sep 27, 2017 05:04
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Nigmaetcetera posted:How come sometimes when I get really, really scared I jizz my pants with no physical stimulation and usually no erection? This has only happened 5 times but each time was very memorable in that I was 100% sure I was going to die and that I ended up with jizz-filled boxers without having an orgasm. Serious medical responses only plz. Actually your body knew you thought you would die and it was a last ditch attempt to get something impregnated before it was too late. I mean, it's a dumb dick reaction but better than nothing. If I was running the unconscious body systems I'd consider doing it
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Sep 27, 2017 05:23
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Away all Goats posted:when will I achieve fusion When you are over 600 pounds and sitting in a leather chair. Then, fusion will be achieved.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:26
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Actually your body knew you thought you would die and it was a last ditch attempt to get something impregnated before it was too late. I mean, it's a dumb dick reaction but better than nothing. If I was running the unconscious body systems I'd consider doing it That’s what I figured. I was hoping it was something like “It might get in the pursuing predator’s eyes, giving me the precious few seconds needed to escape”. I can see how if you’re sleeping with a cave woman back in Raquel Welch times and her husband Ug comes home angry and swinging a massive club that it would be a valuable evolutionary adaptation.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:28
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You should consider wearing a condom at all times if you are not ready for a comittment. Pissing might be akward at first but you never know when you might be scared to completion - there could be a terrifying clown in adjacent stall!
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Sep 27, 2017 05:33
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Sometimes the body is like "re route all power to engines" and you get adrenalin strength, sometimes it's like "quick blow all stored loads" and you jizz your pants. Really an amazing system if you think about it
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Sep 27, 2017 05:34
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I’m ready to commit.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:34
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Your body might be releasing excessive chi at stressful moments. It is time to move on to the next level, a full blast of spiritual energy.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:51
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I take adderall, just give me an hour and I’ll be at full blast strength.
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Sep 27, 2017 05:54
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The Science of Suck posted:is it normal for one testicle to hang lower than the other two? Maldoror posted:Why can't nerve cells regenerate like other cells? Oscar Wild posted:Why don't more people get colostomy bags? Like if you have crohns, or some other digestive issue, why not just make a hole and poo poo in a bag? The last thing you want to do normally is re-route stuff unless you have to. Maybe more people now do other procedures to put off having an ostomy bag. It used to be more common a solution, but now they do surgeries or something, I guess. People still have them. Away all Goats posted:when will I achieve fusion Bogus Adventure posted:When you are over 600 pounds and sitting in a leather chair. Then, fusion will be achieved. Yes. Colonel Cancer posted:You should consider wearing a condom at all times if you are not ready for a comittment. Pissing might be akward at first but you never know when you might be scared to completion - there could be a terrifying clown in adjacent stall! No, don't wear a condom all the time. Wash your dick regularly, and when it's time to make love, put on a non-expired condom. I.C. fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Sep 27, 2017 |
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Sep 27, 2017 05:55
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Oscar Wild posted:Why don't more people get colostomy bags? Like if you have crohns, or some other digestive issue, why not just make a hole and poo poo in a bag?
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Sep 27, 2017 05:59
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How does a girls butt turn a boys pee into a baby?
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Sep 27, 2017 06:10
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I think a stork is involved somehow?
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Sep 27, 2017 06:12
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Gay Weed Dad posted:MY MOUTH SOMETIMES SMELLS LIKE MY ANUS, YET IT IS THE FURTHEST PART FROM MY ANUS: WHAT GIVES!? Unless you are an ouroboros of self-derping, you have rear end in a top hat flavored medicated anti-thrush mouthwash
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Sep 27, 2017 06:18
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Why is scrotum skin so stretchy?
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We Know Catheters posted:Why is scrotum skin so stretchy? For your protection. E: I mean, for your balls' protection. The skin retracts or loosens depending on what is going on.
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Sep 27, 2017 07:00
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is it possible to poop so hard ur head explodes??
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Nooner posted:is it possible to poop so hard ur head explodes?? Yes, see the documentary, "Scanners"
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Sep 27, 2017 07:21
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It's also possible to have such a ferocious bowel movement that your skull IMPLODES, but it's very rare.
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Sep 27, 2017 07:24
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This is where the phrase "poo poo my brains out" originated
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a hole-y ghost posted:question: have you ever smelled a colostomy bag A guy I used to work with would sometimes vent his just for a laugh. gently caress it smelt bad.
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