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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
How are eyeballs formed

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
What would happen if you in vitro fertilized yourself?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
they can but they just grow back differently than how they were. They re-network themselves

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Nigmaetcetera posted:

How come sometimes when I get really, really scared I jizz my pants with no physical stimulation and usually no erection? This has only happened 5 times but each time was very memorable in that I was 100% sure I was going to die and that I ended up with jizz-filled boxers without having an orgasm. Serious medical responses only plz.

Actually your body knew you thought you would die and it was a last ditch attempt to get something impregnated before it was too late. I mean, it's a dumb dick reaction but better than nothing. If I was running the unconscious body systems I'd consider doing it

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Sometimes the body is like "re route all power to engines" and you get adrenalin strength, sometimes it's like "quick blow all stored loads" and you jizz your pants.

Really an amazing system if you think about it

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
It's also possible to have such a ferocious bowel movement that your skull IMPLODES, but it's very rare.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
This is where the phrase "poo poo my brains out" originated

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