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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

quote:

It's what the 30-year-old man from Fresno, Calif., suspected had landed him in the bathroom with stomach cramps and bloody diarrhea.
But what he did not anticipate was the moment he spotted something hanging from his rear end, and he naturally assumed the worst.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.93b50eff4eb3

fuckin lol

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Only eat sushi made from flash frozen fish. It kills the parasites (but not bacteria).

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
at least copy/paste the full text are you like a shill for wapo

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

time to listen to "needles"

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

ArbitraryC posted:

at least copy/paste the full text are you like a shill for wapo

nobody reads lots of words but bloody diarrhea is the wheelhouse here so

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

oh you're supposed to pull those out?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Whooping Crabs posted:

Only eat sushi made from flash frozen fish. It kills the parasites (but not bacteria).

It's not even legal to serve raw fish that hasn't been frozen afaik

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
dude had a 5’ rear end worm lol

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

time to listen to "needles"

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWOy-HFaVaE :nms:

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

idgi wheres the anime?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Machai posted:

idgi wheres the anime?

ban this filth for wanting anime

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

let it mellow posted:

ban this filth for wanting anime

Other than sushi and anime being from the same country, I don't see what this news story has to do with anime

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

the thread title mentioned anime sushi and the excerpt in the op mentioned something coming out his rear end, I assumed the sushi had like a print out of an anime screen grab or something and he was pulling a waifu out his butt or w/e

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
I'm the rear end hair on the tape worm wrapped around the toilet paper roll.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Machai posted:

Other than sushi and anime being from the same country, I don't see what this news story has to do with anime

goddamn, u have a worm in ur rear end

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Uguu~

downout
Jul 6, 2009


norm macdonald would love this poo poo cuz he's a scumbag

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
just don't eat seafood, it tastes disgusting anyway

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
lol at being so terrified of sushi, missing out on one of the greatest foods this earth has to offer would be such a sad existence.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ArbitraryC posted:

lol at being so terrified of sushi, missing out on one of the greatest foods this earth has to offer would be such a sad existence.

the problem isn't fear, it's taste

it tastes like poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gnarlyhotep posted:

just don't eat seafood, it tastes disgusting anyway

gently caress off

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

gnarlyhotep posted:

the problem isn't fear, it's taste

it tastes like poo poo


It tastes amazing as long as you're not the kind of person who prefer's their steaks well done.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ArbitraryC posted:

lol at being so terrified of sushi, missing out on one of the greatest foods this earth has to offer would be such a sad existence.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

gnarlyhotep posted:

just don't eat seafood, it tastes disgusting anyway

one of the most incorrect opinions ever

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

gnarlyhotep posted:

just don't eat seafood, it tastes disgusting anyway

ok what about freshwater fish?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Chinatown posted:

gently caress off

Machai posted:

ok what about freshwater fish?

lmao no, anything that lives in water tastes horrible

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

My one chance to have another living thing that needs me and is glad I'm alive and I had to poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gnarlyhotep posted:

lmao no, anything that lives in water tastes horrible

seek kelp

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ArbitraryC posted:

It tastes amazing as long as you're not the kind of person who prefer's their steaks well done.

I like mine medium rare, what now

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I love anime sushi

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

I see what you did there :)

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

A man from fresno California presents to an emergency room with a worm wrapped around a toilet paper roll

"I'm sorry sir it seems you picked up a parasite" the doctor declared to the worm

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

america truly has poor food safety standards, i'd be apprehensive about eating fish in america in general

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

Caesar Saladin posted:

america truly has poor food safety standards, i'd be apprehensive about eating fish in america in general

Sorry about your severe misunderstanding of the notion of freedom.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Fuckin fresno sushi lol.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Charles Mansion posted:

Sorry about your severe misunderstanding of the notion of freedom.

they weren't saying anything about freedom, you weirdo

then again you have no rapsheet, and you can never trust a poster without a rapsheet

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
why did u guys gently caress up my thread

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
that dude had a worm in he rear end

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

downout posted:

norm macdonald would love this poo poo cuz he's a scumbag

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haha the last person this dude was probated by was Vilerat. here's to you buddy

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