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seriosuly why shoot a car when u could shoot ur load
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Feb 20, 2018 02:44
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if you nutted into space you could nut into your great great great great grandsons face on alpha centuri
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Feb 20, 2018 02:45
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space isnt real
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Feb 20, 2018 02:45
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Imagine nutting in the direction of a black hole
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Feb 20, 2018 02:46
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EorayMel posted:Imagine nutting in the direction of a black hole it's all good to me I don't discriminate
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Feb 20, 2018 02:47
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panspermia
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I think Buzz Aldrin nutted on the moon but that's something THEY would prefer you didn't know.
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Feb 20, 2018 02:50
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Actually, didnt one of the guys back during the apollo missions do this
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:I think Buzz Aldrin nutted on the moon but that's something THEY would prefer you didn't know.
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Feb 20, 2018 02:51
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thats one small spurt for a man. and one giant nut for mankind
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Feb 20, 2018 02:54
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That dude in the Tesla has been jacking it for over a week.
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Feb 20, 2018 02:56
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astronauts have to swallow their toothpaste after brushing cause there is nowhere to spit it out so idk how they deal with nutting, one guy was up for a whole year so i guess nasa figured out how to jack off or deal with wet dreams
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Feb 20, 2018 02:57
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I have to imagine they've worked out a system and every time a new person gets to the ISS or whatever, the moment the door closes, the crew already there are like "here's the deal..."
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Feb 20, 2018 02:57
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"Haha, yeah" Internally: This lack of respect for America's space heroes stabs me like a knitting needle
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Feb 20, 2018 03:02
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I figure they just toss a fleslight mouth or something on the end of the piss vacuum tube.
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Feb 20, 2018 03:04
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In space, no one can hear you cream
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Feb 20, 2018 03:06
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Funny you should ask, I'm actually the engineer responsible for AIDS (Assuredly Isolated Deposits of Semen), the system used by astronauts & members of the ISS for semen containment.
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Feb 20, 2018 03:08
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EorayMel posted:Imagine nutting in the direction of a black hole Imagine getting past event horizon of a black hole, dick first. You'll have the biggest dick!
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Feb 20, 2018 03:08
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technically the earth is in space so yes
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Feb 20, 2018 03:11
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Colonel Cancer posted:Imagine getting past event horizon of a black hole, dick first. You'll have the biggest dick! Well, really you've just castrated yourself and also everyone you love is dead due to the time dilation. Lol!
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Feb 20, 2018 03:12
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The interior walls of the International Space Station were not white when they first put it up, they were bare metal
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Feb 20, 2018 03:13
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Johnny Aztec posted:Actually, didnt one of the guys back during the apollo missions do this I think it was during the second landing. They released the transcripts and the dude was like "gently caress small steps. I'm doing this and neither of you can stop me"
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Feb 20, 2018 03:18
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lol but seriously I posted:Well, really you've just castrated yourself and also everyone you love is dead due to the time dilation. Lol! Big dicks require big sacrifices sometimes. But I can see why you wouldn't understand.
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Feb 20, 2018 03:18
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Hector Beerlioz posted:astronauts have to swallow their toothpaste after brushing cause there is nowhere to spit it out so idk how they deal with nutting, one guy was up for a whole year so i guess nasa figured out how to jack off or deal with wet dreams Yeah, they use a sock (NASA spent $15 million to figure this out)
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Feb 20, 2018 03:38
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givepatajob posted:I figure they just toss a fleslight mouth or something on the end of the piss vacuum tube.
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numberoneposter posted:space isnt real i nutted on the a51 moon landing set
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numberoneposter posted:space isnt real Glad someone finally said what we were all thinking. 
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General Dog posted:Yeah, they use a sock (NASA spent $15 million to figure this out) youre doing it wrong. the americans were supposed to have spent millions to create a lightweight ejaculate bag or something similar. the russians used a sock.
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Feb 20, 2018 04:14
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Apparently you can’t get a boner in space because blood works weird in microgravity. They are worried that long term that will cause a bunch of bad things.
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Feb 20, 2018 04:21
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chaosbreather posted:Apparently you can’t get a boner in space because blood works weird in microgravity. They are worried that long term that will cause a bunch of bad things. Yeah right those NASA chicks are butt ugly that’s the problem. 
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Feb 20, 2018 04:22
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Hector Beerlioz posted:astronauts have to swallow their toothpaste after brushing cause there is nowhere to spit it out so idk how they deal with nutting, one guy was up for a whole year so i guess nasa figured out how to jack off or deal with wet dreams Could they not just use one of those suction wands dental hygienists use?
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Feb 20, 2018 04:25
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Well you're here, aren't you OP
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Feb 20, 2018 04:26
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chaosbreather posted:Apparently you can’t get a boner in space because blood works weird in microgravity. They are worried that long term that will cause a bunch of bad things. Can't they make a jerk room that spins around?
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Feb 20, 2018 04:27
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Can't they make a jerk room that spins around? Not with this budget.
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Feb 20, 2018 04:28
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Can't they make a jerk room that spins around? Masturbatorium*
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Feb 20, 2018 04:29
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chaosbreather posted:Apparently you can’t get a boner in space because blood works weird in microgravity. They are worried that long term that will cause a bunch of bad things. Apparently people ask this question of google a lot 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:astronauts have to swallow their toothpaste after brushing cause there is nowhere to spit it out so idk how they deal with nutting, one guy was up for a whole year so i guess nasa figured out how to jack off or deal with wet dreams they swallow their toothpaste? doesnt the fluoride turn them into gay frogs really though if they have somewhere they can piss and poo poo they by default have somewhere they can spit and jizz
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chaosbreather posted:Apparently you can’t get a boner in space because blood works weird in microgravity. They are worried that long term that will cause a bunch of bad things. there have already been multiple astronaut couplesthat hosed in space so this isn't true,
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You need sildenafil to get a boner & you need lube for the pussy. Due to microgravity.
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