How many mythological animals in your house?

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Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Pick posted:

I am asking you to catalogue how many incidents of mythological animal are in your house.

It's a lot. Like, a whole lot.

Pick posted:

This does NOT include any mythological animals that you drew/sculpted/etc or use in your D&D campaigns or that live on your hard drive.

I get the hard drive thing, but why the "No made it yourself" or "No D&D stuff"? Like I have a LEGO Frankenstein's Monster that I designed, with a smaller Frankenstein's Monster surrounded by speakers playing a flaming guitar riding on his back. Do they count, or no? Or is this just pre-industrial age mythology?

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 00:38

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:59

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Yeah, I gave up when I looked in the direction of the 6'x15' bookcase. Sorry.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 00:46

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Pick posted:

any obscurities or just 120391023 dragons

Not a lot of dragons. maybe like 6? Mostly monsters of the humanoid variety. Vampires, ghosts, werewolves, devils, stuff like that.
Ex-goth with a super-edgelord name has a lot of monster poo poo, go figure.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 01:01

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Okay, just wall art and physical representation poo poo is:

4 Frankenstein's Monsters (Does Lurch count? Because then it's 5.)
1 Zombie
4 Vampires
5 Ghosts
1 On-Fire Skeleton
1 Not-On-Fire Skeleton
1 Stone Colossus
1 Giant Spider
3 Werewolves
2 Dragons
1 Gargoyle
4 Elves
1 Ent
1 Disembodied Hand in a Box
1 Kraken on a bottle of Rum

(And a box full of Nightmare Before Christmas poo poo my ex left when they moved out.)

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 01:16

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Forgot Witches. There's 6 of them.
And 1 hosed-up Cheshire Cat.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 01:26

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Prince of Space posted:

Anyone have any extraterrestrial decor?

Roswell picture with a grey's head, and a xenomorph queen inaction figure.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 03:29

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Ocean Book posted:

jesus should count imo. like a kraken, he has a mythology that formed around a genuinely existing being.

1 Jesus (upside down)

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 05:41

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Applesnots posted:

I have a lego hearse that came with a lego dracula. I have a cerebus but she had a genetic defect at birth and only has one head and eats dog food.

Is it that jacked up hot-rod hearse with the coffin catapult?

Because that comes with a zombie, too.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 06:30

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Bored posted:

Also a totoro.

Right, I forgot about this thing in the living room.

So there's a bunch of stuff

# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 05:38

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Fellbat posted:

The one thing I got is a Skeletor, but like, in my whole life I've never considered what the gently caress he is.

He's He-Man's uncle.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 23:32

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:59

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well, that was in this version of He-Man. There's been a few different versions going all the way back to the little comicbooks that used to be included with the action figures which predate the old 80s cartoon.

When I was little, and those comics came with the figures, there was a picture that showed a line of blue-skinned dudes dressed like Skeletor marching towards a portal. Child me assumed that since Skeletor had a skull head, his lesser kin must have ghost heads, because that was lower on the hierarchy of undead as far as I was concerned. So, I put puffy stickers (with googly eyes!) of the Pac-Man ghosts over those guys' heads in the picture.

That's my Skeletor story, thanks.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 02:33

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