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From the BBC - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43873058 "Uh, yeah, do you have something a little larger? This is like a micropenis, compared to the MASSIVE COCK that I had before the explosion. A black man's one? And I'm white? Well if it's good and big I suppose it'd be OK..."
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im happy that he can now tell people with confidence to suck his drat transplanted BALLS
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Apr 23, 2018 22:26
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sweet, definitely gonna get a few more dicks when i can afford them
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Apr 23, 2018 22:28
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Chinatown posted:im happy that he can now tell people with confidence to suck his drat transplanted BALLS
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Apr 23, 2018 22:29
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I would like a second set of balls.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:30
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going to change my donor card to only donate my cock n balls, boy is the new owner going to be surprised with my erectile dysfuction and "lasting" issues
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Apr 23, 2018 22:31
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Chinatown posted:im happy that he can now tell people with confidence to suck his drat transplanted BALLS He didn't get the balls, just a scrotum and the cock. Suppose there'll ne a couple of falsies put in there later.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:32
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What if you just donate the cock or the balls? Do they mix'n'match? E: if they attached the balls too, he could father a dead man's children and never get ID'd as the dad. Morbid.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:32
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Sounds like a cock and ball story to me.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:32
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Colonel Cancer posted:What if you just donate the cock or the balls? Do they mix'n'match? it's not the balls dude it's the ball bag, if a redhead donated his ball bag to say a blond hair'ed guy would his pubes still be red?
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Apr 23, 2018 22:33
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can I sell my cock and balls to pay off my student loans I don't need them since I can't get a girlfriend
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Apr 23, 2018 22:34
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Ein cooler Typ posted:can I sell my cock and balls to pay off my student loans Just rent them out, be a sleazy balllord.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:35
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yeah but how big is it
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Apr 23, 2018 22:35
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"Doctors said the donor testicles were not transplanted, due to ethical considerations." See this is bullshit. If I had by balls blown off by an ied and was going to get a dick transplant from a dead guy or whatever, I would absolutely be down to transplant his balls as well. Give him a second chance you know, knock up somebody from the grave. "Thanks for giving me your junk man, i'll always remember u" You could also have a test tube kid using your DNA or whatever anyway. This is like inverse Onanism and I hate it
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Apr 23, 2018 22:38
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I wouldn’t want some haunted dead guys dick. And imagine being on the team of doctors attaching a dead guys Dick to this dude. Wild weird stuff
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Apr 23, 2018 22:39
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SniperWoreConverse posted:"Doctors said the donor testicles were not transplanted, due to ethical considerations." imagine you got some dudes balls, but before the guy died he banged this hottie and got her pregnant. legally that's your baby with your new shiny balls now mate i think that's what they mean by ethical considerations.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:40
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Knocking someone up from the grave is how you end up with dhampirs and maybe ghouls 
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Apr 23, 2018 22:40
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someones taint has been reaped
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Apr 23, 2018 22:40
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Kuato posted:I wouldn’t want some haunted dead guys dick. And imagine being on the team of doctors attaching a dead guys Dick to this dude. Wild weird stuff How about the cloned, 3-d printed dick of Casanova possessed with his libertine spirit?
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Apr 23, 2018 22:42
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Did they at least give him some nice, fat, silicone falsies? I'm talking about ones the size of tennis balls, really put a swagger in that guy's step
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Apr 23, 2018 22:44
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Mnoba posted:imagine you got some dudes balls, but before the guy died he banged this hottie and got her pregnant. legally that's your baby with your new shiny balls now mate i think that's what they mean by ethical considerations. nah I don't think it would work like that instead of DNA parentage should be based on "ok who hosed??" Sure it involved my particular balls and dong that I coincidentally happen to have now but it wasn't me doing the loving. same with that chick who had chimerical ovaries. It was her drat kid.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:44
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The first time he jerks off is gonna be super awkward. At least he won't have to sit on his hand to give himself a stranger.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:45
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I wonder if he’ll inherit genital warts or herpes from the dead guy. Pretty good chance the dead Dick at least has one or the other.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:47
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Guys think with their dicks, right? What if the donor was gay/straight?!
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Apr 23, 2018 22:49
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Good that he'll be able to gently caress but not pass on his violent killer genes.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:50
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personally i'd just go hardout and concentrate on my rear end play rather than allow another mans dick to be latched onto my torso
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Apr 23, 2018 22:51
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imagine when we can just grow the requisite equipment, fields of dicks sprouting up out of magic biogoo like asparagus horrific reaping robots forever threshing down their grim, erotic harvest
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Apr 23, 2018 22:54
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"The team of 11 surgeons performed the transplant over 14 hours on 26 March." lol drat dude gettin his junk played with by 11 people for 14 hours that is some extreme edging
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Apr 23, 2018 22:58
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Maybe the dick will be transplanted to hundreds of owners over the next 2000 years and seed millions of illegitimate descendants.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:58
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in the future guys who are into cuckin going to be like swapping balls and poo poo like "hey Bill in accounting, youre into cucking too? wanna trade balls and then blow eachothers loads in our wives it will be hot as poo poo!"
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Apr 23, 2018 23:00
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Love Rat posted:Maybe the dick will be transplanted to hundreds of owners over the next 2000 years and seed millions of illegitimate descendants. Don't steal my novel tia
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Apr 23, 2018 23:00
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This fills me with hope that one day I can have elective surgery to replace my dick with a smaller one so I can finally live a normal life.
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Apr 23, 2018 23:01
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Just get it surgically eviscerated, you don't need a whole new one.
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Apr 23, 2018 23:03
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I want a monster dick. Not like just big but literally a monster, with like eyes, lips, teeth... Everything. When my dick goes down on you, you'll know I made the right decision
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Apr 23, 2018 23:05
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I imagine someday Dick transplants will be as common as an oil change
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Apr 23, 2018 23:08
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Kuato posted:I imagine someday Dick transplants will be as common as an oil change every 50k fucks
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Apr 23, 2018 23:09
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I'm imagining a dystopian future where all the rich can afford giant dicks while the poor are forced to "donate" their naturally large cocks
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Apr 23, 2018 23:13
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ok sir, going to have to test it out and make sure you can get and maintain an erection. here is a copy of last months Guns and Ammo, let us know how it goes.
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Apr 23, 2018 23:13
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a bone to pick posted:I'm imagining a dystopian future where all the rich can afford giant dicks while the poor are forced to "donate" their naturally large cocks Elysium porn parody!
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So.. does like the dead guys tally get added? or is it a total reset situation?
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