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Well go up there and tell your parents to stop loving.
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May 22, 2018 06:49
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Tom Gorman posted:my upstairs neighbors decided to get 3 huskies while living in a tiny 1BR apartment, in a warm weather climate with no yard to speak of okay yeah this one is actually really lovely.
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May 22, 2018 06:54
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one time i yelled at the loud as gently caress mentally ill "neighbor" in the apartments across the alley to shut the gently caress up and she did  (after yelling back at me to also shut the gently caress up and that i'm a bitch but I consider it a win  )
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May 22, 2018 07:31
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extra stout posted:i had to sign a no cats/dogs/fish agreement and one neighbor has a cat one neighbor has a dog Just go to the pet store and get some feeders. Let them go and they will happily take up residence in your walls
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May 22, 2018 09:27
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Have you tried telling them that it’s time to sleep? Maybe they don’t know when a good time to sleep is because their parents never set boundaries
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May 22, 2018 09:34
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One time I heard some folks loving in the morning and I was like "heh, nice". Then later I told some folks who also lived there "Hey did you hear the people loving?" but they were all "No, Mooey, you made that up, you are a pervert and you will go to jail". But right then they started loving again, and my honor was restored and I was made king.
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May 22, 2018 09:43
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I had neighbors that kept having extremely loud drunk sex (complete with extremely loud drunk pillow talk) every loving night for two months and she got REALLY into spanking. I'm talking loud loving smacks followed by moans and screams of encouragement. I'll just say when my mom stayed in my apartment it was awkward. Trying to act like nothing is happening at all while there's a screaming "SMACK MY rear end BABY SMACK MY ASSSSSSSSS" is some serious cringe. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 11:57 on May 22, 2018 |
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May 22, 2018 11:55
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Suck his dick a few times during the day so his balls will be empty at night.
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May 22, 2018 12:01
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maybe you're sleeping when it's time to gently caress, OP
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May 22, 2018 12:04
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Lady across the hall used to play fetch with her dog right in the hallway
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May 22, 2018 12:11
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SeXReX posted:Lady across the hall used to play fetch with her dog right in the hallway if ya know what i mean haha
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May 22, 2018 12:19
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When they are done, bang on the ceiling and yell out, "Keep going! I'm almost there!" They won't know that you already busted ten minutes ago.
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May 22, 2018 12:36
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My downstairs neighbour won't stop sleeping when it's time to gently caress
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May 22, 2018 12:41
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I had an upstairs neighbour that liked to start practising the violin at 11pm. I would bang on the ceiling with a broom and went up there a bunch of times but eventually had to move to get some peace and quiet.
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May 22, 2018 12:49
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OP maybe you should go up there and join in
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May 22, 2018 12:49
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Grevling posted:My downstairs neighbour won't stop sleeping when it's time to gently caress
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May 22, 2018 13:03
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Have really loud morning sex when you wake up op. They'll be asleep by then and it'll wake them up. May as well make them as miserable as you are.
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May 22, 2018 13:14
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Back when I lived in an apartment there were a few college kids that lived upstairs and sometimes they’d be pretty loud after 10 pm. I went upstairs and politely asked them to keep it down since my gf’s kid was trying to sleep. They were very understanding and we never had a problem again. We used to say hi in the hallways after that and one time we all played Smash Bros.
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May 22, 2018 13:17
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Be a man not a mouse pull yourself it's really grouse
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May 22, 2018 19:17
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Next time tell them if they're going to gently caress loudly then to try to keep some rhythm. To help them, play edm and yell at them to keep the beat. They'll fail and their shame will destroy their sexlife knowing they'll never meet your standards.
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May 22, 2018 19:21
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Blazing Ownager posted:I had neighbors that kept having extremely loud drunk sex (complete with extremely loud drunk pillow talk) every loving night for two months and she got REALLY into spanking. I'm talking loud loving smacks followed by moans and screams of encouragement. I thought country living was for me but now I'm thinking about renting an apartment.
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May 22, 2018 19:59
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I like to slap my belly and grunt along when the neighbors are loving.
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May 22, 2018 20:02
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Just play very loud death metal all day and night. While having loud sex.
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May 22, 2018 20:05
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the clock doesn't wait on your biology, op. try being more understanding you robot
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May 22, 2018 20:08
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do you hear the headboard smacking up against the wall. and does it get faste rand faster and then suddenly stop
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May 22, 2018 20:14
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Get one of those spooky Halloween sound loops and blast it really loud
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May 22, 2018 20:50
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Start learning how to play violin at odd hours of the night/morning.
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May 22, 2018 20:57
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It's me. I'm the sex-having neighbor.
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May 22, 2018 20:59
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Can you record it for us?
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May 22, 2018 21:17
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Invite them over to play Guitar Hero at 3 in the morning
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May 22, 2018 21:18
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Sounds like the op may be, in fact, a bedcel
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May 22, 2018 21:18
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unpleasantly turgid posted:the clock doesn't wait on your biology, op. try being more understanding you robot Great username/post combo.
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May 22, 2018 21:40
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When they start, go up to their door and leave a stereo blaring the theme to Space Jam.
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May 22, 2018 21:41
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Knock and ask to join Or at least ask if you can watch and offer to give them pointers
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May 22, 2018 22:14
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Kuato posted:Or at least ask if you can watch and offer to give them pointers Bed noises only? Sounds like they could use the help.
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May 22, 2018 22:19
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Spinster posted:Can you record video for us with your phone's camera?
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May 22, 2018 22:21
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My wife's boyfriend won't stop loving when it's time to sleep. This closet is super cramped and uncomfortable and I have a business meeting at 8:30 ugh
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May 22, 2018 22:29
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haha what it says on the tin
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Colonel Cancer posted:My wife's boyfriend won't stop loving when it's time to sleep. This closet is super cramped and uncomfortable and I have a business meeting at 8:30 ugh The saddest thing is that you know, you just know someone, somewhere has actually thought this but not as a joke
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