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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Oh so that's what :shepspends:

is for.

MORE SPINE MONEY

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:29

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# ? May 3, 2024 04:53

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

anything for our dead gay comedy forum

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:30

Marxalot: Dec 24, 2008; Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

bird with big dick posted:

One punch man doesn�t even count as anime it�s like saying your favorite beer is water or your favorite sexual position is abstinence

one punch man volcel posting crew sound off

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:30

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Deadmeat5150 posted:

You're far too young unlike us

No I know what he's doing I'm just mindblown it happened in 2019

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:32

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Year is 2005. Bush is in the White House not caring about black people. Katrina has ravaged new Orleans leaving untold thousands dead or missing. War ravages Iraq. Politics and war... never changes

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:36

great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

Our dead gay forum needs more new blood, I say we accept this guy as one of our own rather than ridicule him

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:36

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

One more question: who is your favorite Final Fantasy character?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:38

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Steven the Resolute is a name you can set your watch to

As a goon myself OP I'll put in a good word for you but you know bureaucracy and how it takes time

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:39

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

hell yeah i love these

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:39

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

bird with big dick posted:

One punch man doesn�t even count as anime it�s like saying your favorite beer is water or your favorite sexual position is abstinence

yeah well what if i like bud lite so i don't have to taste it and doggy so i don't have to look? which anime is that?

which anime is just the little step beyond water and abstinence and eating kellogs cornflakes? is it crawdad beeboop?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:40

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

plot twist; he's now informing us of rampant sexualization of children and other degenerate behavior on discord from a member of his alliance ingame.

J4G hero?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:40

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

A j4g in tyool 2019, we are truly blessed

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:42

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

MisterOblivious posted:

yeah well what if i like bud lite so i don't have to taste it and doggy so i don't have to look? which anime is that?

which anime is just the little step beyond water and abstinence and eating kellogs cornflakes? is it crawdad beeboop?

What's Death Note?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:42

qnqnx: Nov 14, 2010

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

plot twist; he's now informing us of rampant sexualization of children and other degenerate behavior on discord from a member of his alliance ingame.

J4G hero?

J4H

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:43

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

now more than ever it is our patriotic duty in lowtax's time of need to beat the drum for recruitment

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:45

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

great big cardboard tube posted:

Our dead gay forum needs more new blood, I say we accept this guy as one of our own rather than ridicule him

The gently caress? I thought this was a crip forum.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:46

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

I like big boobs too. Thanks OP.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:48

Marxalot: Dec 24, 2008; Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

plot twist; he's now informing us of rampant sexualization of children and other degenerate behavior on discord from a member of his alliance ingame.

J4G hero?

Yeah, poo poo got real. Jesus christ.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:49

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

Comphoto posted:

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=179868
Nation Name: United Peoples
Nation Ruler: Steven the resolute
Why I want to join GOONS in PoliticsandWar: Goons seems to be a good lefist gaming community I would like to be a part of
Favorite Anime: One Punch Man

Yeah dude!

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:49

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

You're in! Congratulations! Also which season of One Punch Man do you prefer?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:52

Deadmeat5150: Nov 21, 2005; OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

DoctorStrangelove posted:

You're in! Congratulations! Also which season of One Punch Man do you prefer?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:54

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Just FYI the titles stands for "Penis & Weiner" which everyone is free to join

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:00

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Comphoto posted:

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=179868
Nation Name: United Peoples
Nation Ruler: Steven the resolute
Why I want to join GOONS in PoliticsandWar: Goons seems to be a good lefist gaming community I would like to be a part of
Favorite Anime: One Punch Man

I'm stupid, and old. but i have no idea what this is.

what do i click to make things happen

i'm ready to support Mr. Resolute

TELL ME HOW

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:01

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Comphoto posted:

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=179868
Nation Name: United Peoples
Nation Ruler: Steven the resolute
Why I want to join GOONS in PoliticsandWar: Goons seems to be a good lefist gaming community I would like to be a part of
Favorite Anime: One Punch Man

i pushed my penis against the monitor to no avail. step 2?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:01

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

blight rhino posted:

i pushed my penis against the monitor to no avail. step 2?

Step 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3897634

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:03

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Just FYI the titles stands for "Penis & Weiner" which everyone is free to join

Wayyyy ahead of you

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:03

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Comphoto posted:

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=179868
Nation Name: United Peoples
Nation Ruler: Steven the resolute
Why I want to join GOONS in PoliticsandWar: Goons seems to be a good lefist gaming community I would like to be a part of
Favorite Anime: One Punch Man

Alliance: The Coal Mines

The Coal Mines is an alliance founded by Minecraft players who love anime and manga.
We are Weeabos and minecraft players
and are in the development of an alliance minecraft server and are actively searching for more weeabos to join our server.
Our alliance functions as a Monarchy and is a very close knitted community.
We share mutual goals and aim to grow together as one big family.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:03

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:10

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Root Beer floats for all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7APtuDTgcBI

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:10

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Marxalot posted:

Yeah, poo poo got real. Jesus christ.

seriouspost: You did tell the dude to submit a report to the FBI right?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:11

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

dragonshardz posted:

Commubison, if you will.

Also, the PnW forums are poo poo to the point where I'm considering asking Alex to nuke my forums account. Why, you ask?

In response to the wall of text Marx screencapped, I posted this:

And the moderators responded by loving muting me for TWO DAYS. Note that I cannot loving PM a member of the Moderation team until after the mute expires.

Meanwhile, every sort of inbred fascist pedophile-adjacent gently caress is free to gallivant around alluding to fascim and not getting banned because the're not a Nazi, guys, they're just white ethnostate enthusiasts!

Marxalot posted:

The residents of this game are, as always, having an extremely normal one.

guys why do you keep calling us "a bunch of weird dicked internet neonazis" we're actually alternative ethnonationalist identitarians

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:13

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

plot twist; he's now informing us of rampant sexualization of children and other degenerate behavior on discord from a member of his alliance ingame.

Really?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:15

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

bird with big dick posted:

Really?

Yeah I'm not at liberty to disclose details but it's, uh, bad.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:21

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

The Glumslinger posted:

A j4g in tyool 2019, we are truly blessed

No kidding I haven't seen a j4g in years.

Are we still allowed to goatse j4gs?

Edit: what the christ goatse is now a million dollar homepage clone only you pay in bitcoins.

The modern internet sucks rear end.

EvilJoven fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Nov 20, 2019

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:30

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

The Shortest Path posted:

Yeah I'm not at liberty to disclose details but it's, uh, bad.

Cmon we need an expose on this poo poo.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:35

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

I think I originally joined for :files: but it was a billion years ago

# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:39

MaliciousOnion: Sep 23, 2009; Ignorance, the root of all evil

Hi I hope you don't mind but I'm going to post my application here as well, to save making a new thread

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=142548
Nation Name: Little Dapplewillow
Nation Ruler: San Fortunado
Why I want to join GOONS in PoliticsandWar: I just can't stop thinking about GOONs!
Favorite Animal: :honk:

# ? Nov 20, 2019 07:04

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

MaliciousOnion posted:

Hi I hope you don't mind but I'm going to post my application here as well, to save making a new thread

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=142548
Nation Name: Little Dapplewillow
Nation Ruler: San Fortunado
Why I want to join GOONS in PoliticsandWar: I just can't stop thinking about GOONs!
Favorite Animal: