Your table So which Spurs fan spunked their 3 wishes in August then? Top of the league Arsenal bottom Kane didnt go to City August produced some interesting football. Arsenal are now facing an early relegation battle after losing their opening 3 games and not even registering a shot on target. Farteta indeed Spurs are clear at the top after winning their opening three and all other usual contenders dropping points in the opening month Also REDACTED re-signed with Manchester Utd because apparently Utd didnt want to be overshadowed by their City rivals having a rapist on their team. Also its an international weekend this weekend (gently caress off), so everyone can take the weekend off Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Sep 3, 2021 |
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Noted horrible bastards Burnley away and then the NLD, if Norwich can get their act together there's a real chance arsenal could end September with zero points. Lol and in fact lmao
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the sex ghost posted:Noted horrible bastards Burnley away and then the NLD, if Norwich can get their act together there's a real chance arsenal could end September with zero points. Lol and in fact lmao What edit did you make to my OP?
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Sep 3, 2021 10:58
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CyberPingu posted:So which Spurs fan spunked their 3 wishes in August then? that'll be me op
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Sep 3, 2021 11:01
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CyberPingu posted:What edit did you make to my OP? Not me boss
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Sep 3, 2021 11:08
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CyberPingu posted:What edit did you make to my OP? I changed timg to img
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Sep 3, 2021 11:22
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CyberPingu posted:What edit did you make to my OP? The legal department here at The Wagatha Christie has issued the following statement: "An unnamed new signing for Manchester United ALLEGEDLY performed what may or may not be described as nonconsensual acts with a second party that was given a monetary out of court settlement which is not an admission of guilt by the unnamed party. This unnamed new signing has made it clear they do not want their name mentioned in association with the words rape, rapist, raper, Frozen Twix, or twink on penalty of litigation. In an effort to comply with these demands, some posts will be edited to ensure no civil cases are filed."
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Sep 3, 2021 11:59
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You don’t have to rape to be a raper. But he is a raper
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Sep 3, 2021 12:04
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Vinestalk posted:The legal department here at The Wagatha Christie has issued the following statement: "An unnamed new signing for Manchester United ALLEGEDLY performed what may or may not be described as nonconsensual acts with a second party that was given a monetary out of court settlement which is not an admission of guilt by the unnamed party. This unnamed new signing has made it clear they do not want their name mentioned in association with the words rape, rapist, raper, Frozen Twix, or twink on penalty of litigation. In an effort to comply with these demands, some posts will be edited to ensure no civil cases are filed." Thank op but I made the initial redacted joke.
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Sep 3, 2021 12:44
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Extremely here for Big Davey Moyes' Entertainers scoring ten goals in three games.
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Sep 3, 2021 13:19
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E. Nvm
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Sep 3, 2021 13:23
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This month Liverpool play Leeds, Palace, and Brentford, plus midweek games against Milan, Norwich, and Porto. I am hoping for good results but I think we'll probably lose somewhere in there, or maybe have one of those draws where we have a billion shots and none of them go in and a ball bounces off Allison's rear end and the game ends 1-1.
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Sep 3, 2021 13:38
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villa fans are melting down about Grealish's interview on sky sports where he said he had possibly thought that his release clause would be triggered at some point, and also said that Manchester City has better players than Villa. highly controversial stuff.
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Sep 3, 2021 13:43
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CyberPingu posted:Thank op but I made the initial redacted joke. Lol yeah, okay, OP. Who are people going to believe? You, a guy who is NOT a part of the wagatha christie legal counsel? Or me, who is a Senior partner? Get [redacted], bud.
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Sep 3, 2021 13:49
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Mods rename me Granit Spaka
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Sep 3, 2021 15:24
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Mods rename me Alexandre Spacazette
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Sep 4, 2021 05:41
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Vinestalk posted:Lol yeah, okay, OP. Who are people going to believe? You, a guy who is NOT a part of the wagatha christie legal counsel? Or me, who is a Senior partner? Get [redacted], bud. You appear to be Jeremy Clarkson so I don’t know what to believe
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Sep 4, 2021 12:04
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Sorry for the confusion Lewis. This is actually the type of av they give every hardcore United fan. You should read some white pages about it.
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Sep 4, 2021 20:57
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Fifa have been quiet for a while. Guess its time to dreg up a weird rule https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58486811 quote:
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Sep 8, 2021 15:50
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good thing none of those liverpool players are important
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Sep 8, 2021 15:53
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I'm confused, wouldn't they have not had long enough to quarantine to play in Brazil anyway?
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Sep 8, 2021 17:09
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Hoping FIFA and Brazil invoke a permanent 5 day rule on Fred.
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Sep 8, 2021 17:10
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pik_d posted:I'm confused, wouldn't they have not had long enough to quarantine to play in Brazil anyway? Would have been 10 days after they returned to the country, so they wouldn't have been available for this Saturday or next (and also I assume training isn't really possible even in a posh quarantine hotel)
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Sep 8, 2021 17:18
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Would have been 10 days after they returned to the country, so they wouldn't have been available for this Saturday or next (and also I assume training isn't really possible even in a posh quarantine hotel) The Argentines weren't allowed to play the Argentina/Brazil match because they hadn't been in Brazil long enough.
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Sep 8, 2021 17:25
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CyberPingu posted:Fifa have been quiet for a while. Guess its time to dreg up a weird rule Hardly a weird rule, it gets mentioned every time there's a dispute between national team and club pik_d posted:The Argentines weren't allowed to play the Argentina/Brazil match because they hadn't been in Brazil long enough. Brazil doesn't require its own citizens to quarantine so it wouldn't have stopped them playing at least.
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Sep 8, 2021 17:33
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TheRat posted:Hardly a weird rule, it gets mentioned every time there's a dispute between national team and club Hahaha, so two players from the same club with the same potential for having Covid could come to Brazil, but because one has a Brazilian passport they get to play and the other wouldn't? Brazil is a gently caress.
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Sep 8, 2021 18:12
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I hope Steffen's recovered from covid, otherwise it's Scott Carson in goal with an uncapped kid (or Walker) as backup
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Sep 8, 2021 18:20
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pik_d posted:Hahaha, so two players from the same club with the same potential for having Covid could come to Brazil, but because one has a Brazilian passport they get to play and the other wouldn't? It's not a footballer rule though, it's a "any brazilian citizen" rule and it's been in place for months
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Sep 8, 2021 18:22
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TheRat posted:It's not a footballer rule though, it's a "any brazilian citizen" rule and it's been in place for months That doesn't change his point though.
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Sep 8, 2021 18:32
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TheRat posted:It's not a footballer rule though, it's a "any brazilian citizen" rule and it's been in place for months CyberPingu posted:That doesn't change his point though. This, just replace "players from the same club" with "people living in the same city" and "play" with "visit the country" and the danger of spreading covid is the same.
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Sep 8, 2021 18:48
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So the lads who didn’t even travel still get banned? Wtaf?
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Sep 8, 2021 18:50
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Bape Culture posted:So the lads who didn’t even travel still get banned? Wtaf? There's a rule where if a club prevents a player from traveling the national team can have that player sit out for the next game or whatever. It's to prevent clubs from making up fake injuries that conveniently cover only the time they'd have been with the national team.
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Sep 8, 2021 18:52
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Bape Culture posted:So the lads who didn’t even travel still get banned? Wtaf? They get banned because they didn't travel. Clubs aren't allowed to deny national teams their best players as per FIFA rules.
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Bape Culture posted:So the lads who didn’t even travel still get banned? Wtaf? Unless you are Richarlison. Who gets special exemptions because he went to the Olympics.
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Sep 8, 2021 18:52
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TheRat posted:They get banned because they didn't travel. Clubs aren't allowed to deny national teams their best players as per FIFA rules. Which is a loving stupid rule during Covid. And the Brazilian FA are being petty cunts
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Sep 8, 2021 18:53
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Bape Culture posted:So the lads who didn’t even travel still get banned? Wtaf? It's *specifically* the players who didn't travel - international teams can ask for players to be suspended from their domestic competition if they fail to report for international duty when called up unless they're injured. I'm sure the clubs would have all done a Fergie and claimed a minor injury if they'd known Brazil were gonna pull this poo poo - every other country on the various national red lists have been happy to accommodate this. Actually now I think of this - surely the 5 England-based Argentina players have to quarantine, as Brazil is on the UK red list?
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Sep 8, 2021 18:55
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pik_d posted:There's a rule where if a club prevents a player from traveling the national team can have that player sit out for the next game or whatever. It's to prevent clubs from making up fake injuries that conveniently cover only the time they'd have been with the national team. Yeah but during covid times it’s absolutely mental to use it haha
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Sep 8, 2021 18:55
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CyberPingu posted:Which is a loving stupid rule during Covid. They're all doing it, not just the Brazilian FA. Mexico has blocked Jimenez, Paraguay has blocked Almiron and there's probably more that I haven't heard about. goddamnedtwisto posted:every other country on the various national red lists have been happy to accommodate this. Nope! And on top of the ones I mentioned above, Tottenham are fining their argentinians because they left without permission.
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Sep 8, 2021 18:56
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Actually now I think of this - surely the 5 England-based Argentina players have to quarantine, as Brazil is on the UK red list?
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*ronaldo voice* We’re literally slaves mate it’s offit
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